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Show China now has a native aviator of its own. Very likely China before long will go to talking about the backward back-ward civilization of the Occident. A food expert advises us to eat less wheat and more rice, but we have a vague suspicion that he is doing press agent work for a chop suey factory. We see by the papers that two Los Angeles girls rescued two young men from the angry deep. This being leap year, there can be no doubt about the sequel. A Pennsylvania woman, 'charged with having ten husbands, has ben sentenced to a year In jail. If the Jury had been made up of spinsters nothing short of capital punishment would have sufficed. A Boston professor is quoted as sa y lng that 1,000 westerners could restore re-store rural New England to Its former prestige. M-m-m. Well, it took nearly near-ly that number of New Englanders to make a prestige for the west. That story of a workman who fell 21 stories in New York and caught a rope several times on his way down and remarked on reaching the ground that he felt a little dizzy, certainly Klvei ihe reader a dizzy feeling. |