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Show Keep cool and you will be cool. Also, bash the pest that rocks the boat. It must be great to be skinny In hot weather. ' Do not overwork yourself taking hot weather advice. More popular than others are hot "waves with broken backs. Now the man who sleeps out of idoors finds it easier to make converts. s There ought to be a Nobel prize for the personage who invented shirt 'waists. About the only time the women are good listeners is when the preacher Is talking. New York complains of a shortage of water, despite the fact it is surrounded sur-rounded by it. Detroit's team loses a game on rare occasions to prove that its players, are tnerely human. , Chicago is now advocating air baths. JA. short time ago one of its citizens Hied in a bathtub. A New Jersey man who ate pie twice a day for 89 years is dead gone to his desserts, as it were. After college professors reach a certain age they don't seem to care What they say about women. There has been discovered one of those old-fashioned baseball games in which one team scores 20 runs. At the Hoe library sale "The Swan Book" brought $21,000. Its new owner would not read it for twice that. London dressmakers now propose a gown with a detachable train. Hubby, Hub-by, we presume, will be the switchman. However, the aviatcr who threatens to fly up Broadway will not be the only high flyer on that wicked thoroughfare. thor-oughfare. "The earnings of the average New York lawyer amount to about $1,000 a year. "Earnings" is a diplomatic way of putting It Stealing a base on the rest of the country, a Massachusetts school Is using batting averages to stimulate interest in-terest in mathematics. New York has Just sent $2,000,000 of worn out money to Washington. The fellows the New Yorkers took it away from were probably sent to the hospital. A New York miser committed suicide sui-cide because he was lonesome, and yet you can hardly blame people for not wanting to keep a mlser'B company. A western railroad has placed on Its rails a car reserved for women only, but the women do not after all prefer an Adamless Eden on -wheels. Don't be discouraged if the results you get from your garden make it seem expensive. The price put upon Madison Square garden in New York Is $3,500,000. A Brooklyn woman who is 101 years old attributes the fact to her habit of arising every morning at 6 o'clock. Many feel that getting up at 6 every morning is enough to make anyone old. The decision of a District of Columbia Colum-bia court that street pianos are vehicles ve-hicles confirms the long entertained and widespread suspicion that they are not musical instruments. Luther Burbank is said to be trying to develop a better strawberry. There 1s a stronger demand for the improvement improve-ment of the strawberry box. A Harvard professor says women are near the savage state. It would be interesting to hear the other side of the story. When the coal bin ceases to be a domestic burden the refrigeration steps in to fill the gap. One Is as good at keeping up the cost of living as the other. The real stufT In a man is shown when the last boat comes up to the sinking ship and a fat lady is ahead of him on the ladder. The contributions to the national conscience fund amounted to $400,000 last year, and it is suspected that come of the sinners escaped at that invisible. "How's your garden, old man?" " "It's simply out of sight." "That's good." . "It's anything but good. The weeds are a foot high all over it." |