Show tv y easy did you sell horses to those two j customers yesterday 7 we ask asit of our j friend the horse dealer yes make anything 7 9 off ot of jones yes jonesb why jones was the one that said he knew all about horses I 1 know he was easy the other fellow didn dian t know a thing about them and brought around three or tour four ex before he would buy lite life M MANS AN S perversity T 4 oh hes he s rather slow I 1 did all 11 1 could to encourage him but he dian didn I 1 n t kiss me well he kissed me how did it happen I 1 did all I 1 could to discourage him the gentle boll roll I 1 see they are going to ban sh ish professional gamblers from the big liners and stop passengers from losing so often penn well there Is ls one thing they can never stop some of the passengers from losing what Is that penn why their meala meals chicago dally daily news bridge lore what la Is that poem about the bridge at midnight 7 asked mr flash ington I 1 don t know answered mrs dash er but the poet knew what he waa was writing about bridge will keep you up till midnight and after it it if you happen to be loger Waz washington hington star EVEN ur dlugg are your twins trouble some come I 1 dengg not a bit each one makes me so much trouble I 1 forget all about the trouble the other one makes me chicago dally daily news an oversight we hadn t any chips at the club lat night so we played poker with postage stamps how did the game go goa got all mixed up the fool gov eminent has made the reds worth twice as much as the blues cleve land leader sorrow of it it mist mast m be a terrible thing to be paralyzed she said as they passed a a ma man n in a wheeled chair yes he answered absently it makes a fellow follow feel so tough the next morning chicago dally daily news quite another matter aunt matilda no gladys I 1 don dont t believe in a girl fibbing about her age depend upon it by telling the truth she can get on just as well gladys possibly auntie kutsup but sup pose she doean doesn t want to get on ona supposing she wants ants to get off eh A melancholy lan choly impression why did you give up that new brand of prepared food I 1 got to liking it answered the habitual invalid my physician has about convinced me that anything I 1 enjoy eating is necessarily injurious to me washington star knew him dont don t you know jinx sure you dian didn t speak to him that s the sign that I 1 know him huston post definition what asked the teacher are arette ane ild goats of the hocky mountains calledo A hand waved frantically a til a doubtful voice said hill billum fudge an appetizing girl she a awfully sweet her cheeks are like peaches she has cherr lips her breath Is nectar her hair Is like yellow corn her eyes are like blackberries j she Is perfectly delicious tn in french dressing I 1 her complexion Is a delicate crean creati I 1 love to to toast asther her she s a honey I 1 sometimes feel as though I 1 would like to press her to a jelly but it if I 1 did would she be cordial life usual kind mrs Homer Did your husband make any good resolutions resolution the first of the yeara mrs rounder no but h he e made a lot of bad ones mrs homer indeed yrs founder rounder yes at least they didn dian t keep chicag dally daily news away out of season you said you were fond of active outdoor sport remarked the athletic girl so I 1 am answered answered d the lazy me man n in the hammock but not all ot 0 them the sports I 1 like are skating and throwing snowballs washingto star AT THE CLUB what do you mean by using su ch language before me how the beuve was I 1 to know you wanted to use it first the silent message what kind of a time Is jack having baving on his across the atlantic awful how do you know he ile promised to send me a wire ess every six hours unless he was too sick to hold bis his head ip and I 1 haven t heard from him since he left new york harbor detroit free press waning what ails young mrs Smith kins she looks so worried lately it s her husband before they married he used to say she was one in a million after they were married he called her one in a thousand and nowa he cals calls her one in a hundred milwaukee sentinel had the curves what became of that contortionist you used to advertise as the bone less wondern queried the reporter oh he got another job replied the museum manager he s getting a week doing a female impersonation eon atlon act and posing tor for the illus rations in a fashion magazine chi cago dally daily news VICTIMS I 1 MADE HIM PAY young Sno bleigh the running es ex benses of a motor are pretty thick eh eha aid ald 11 in yes but noth ing to the running over expenses my boy then he bought gertie gertle it if I 1 ever commit suicide I 1 shall choose choos e bertie I 1 never beard heard of it gertie I 1 hear that its a poison only found in ice cream Cl cleveland eveld leader worth while miranda I 1 dont don t care if ha h does own an auto and a steam acht 1 I wont won t marry him why he s a res reg ular flat mrs matchmaker yes dear but flats with all the modern improve i ments meats are very desirable ule j t |