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Show THE HERALD - JOURNAL, LOGAN, UTAH, PAGE TWO The Her I Sctippa-- C Every Our Own West aid-Journ- Its Romantic History al an field Newspaper Afternoon Week-da- y j West Published every week uay afternoon, except legal holidays, at Center street Logan, Utah, by Cache Valley Newspaper Co., N. Gunnir second-clasmatter at the pi, suffice Rasmuson, president, and entered as Logan, Utah, under the act of March 3, 1879. Subscription price m Cache VaLey by mail, 2.50 the year in advance, by carrier $3.50 a year in or 40 cents the month. Outside Cache Valley, by mail $3.00 the year. San Franri ;c0 office, 525 Market Gilman, Nicoll & Rothman, Special Representatives Et.; Chicago office, 410 N. Michu.an Ave.; New York office, 19 W. 4Uh St.; Bo ter, office, 18 Trent one St.; Detroit office, GDI New Center Bid;;. R. W. MARTIN, Advertising Manager OTTIS PETERSON, Managing Editor 75 ad-van- ce j 1j)jjaj'ijTjMTrunijuvxnjijijuir ju THE TRUTH QUICK or stockholders of its nor any newspaper, officials has ary connection whatever, directly or indirectly, with any political party, public utility, real estate pi emotion or oilier private business except the publication of newspapers devoted solily to disinterested public service. -- j SHOP AT HOME FOR CHRISTMAS or Humor at tbe last session. L the bills introduced in congress are pretty ban, hut they're not so bad as the kind that come or1 the flr.,t t the Most of month In envelopes with fronts. t ss islng-gla- WHOS WHO IN CONGRESS This is Representative Morton Mash, who propones to increase g o v e f nraentel revenue by bottling all the hot sUr produced at this session of congress and sell It to Janitors Isr use In apartment house radiators. Todays Oddity- ii on (lie metropoli- The latest styles, the finest quality merchandise, and low prices enable the most discriminating buyers to do their Christmas, as well as olher shopping, at home to advantage. The Yule season is in full swing. Every business house is displaying full lines of Christmas novelties, in wearing apparel, foods, staples and specialties short, most anything the purchaser has in mind. A dollar kept at home means far more to the home towner and his town than spent elsewhere. This Christmas in particular there should he little if any need to purchase outside of Cat he valley. Stronger lionds of unity will result between the home merchants and the home folks by the home towners shopping in Cache Valley this season. Today is a time of increasing demands for reciprocity along all avenues of endeavor, especially those within the commercial sphere. This applies here as strongly as in any other section of the country. Spend your Christmas dollars at home this year, and become one more link in the chain that makes for home town growth and prosperity. : The- OBSERVER - By LLEW EFL1N MILLER oh worst-smellin- motion-photograph- ... folks! More than bills were introduced in congress this week, not including the board bills some congressmen forgot to pay Howdy, 694)0 Cinematters A new kind of bootlegger has been discovered by New Yorks Although there were no law HOLLYWOOD . He was a police. He delivers nothing in San Francisco courts nor man who wanted to more startling than goat meat! prior to 185U, there was notex-as- prooerty work and win. So. when the The only thing illegal about much crime as would be ivii. Smciuws goats proceedings is that the with-surpected. script e Pres- are slaughtered and sold Each individual did as he "High called out the strict governmental in-fthought right but there were "'an evil spection required by law. limitsCumes smelling breWj Most of the trading Is done stuneones against m a chemical with impoverished foreign-bor- n propel ty received more prompt, more strict and more attention laboratory residents, who consume about scene, he did 10 000 of the illegal goats a than those against life. his best, and year. . One could becoipe angry and William gave kill his enemy. These goat eaters consider the Powell and the meat a delicacy, but because of One could not become angry rest of the the slightly irregular method of and take his enemy's property. cast a very purchase and slaughter, all goat The law's start in the soring bad half hour. meat that's sold isn't as delito of 1850 helped somewhat cneck wickedness, but it was so Early, early in cate as it might be. the inefficient and corrupt up to morning Often, health officials say, ne arose, and the animals are smuggled into June 1851, that 100 murders had taken place without a conviction. wen to work. He worked hard the city alive and kept in homes Then citizens took things m and when the company ar- - until they can be butchered their own hands. lived it was unanimously ad- This also is illegal, as sanitary are not always promitted that he had concocted methods vided. g the concoction NewsThe gort eaters dont seem to that their combined noses ever mindt however-had experiencedA new type of Director Mervyn LeRoy none using a du,k instead too gently informed him that of ribbon film, bas been decould not be photovised by scientists, who claim, it smells Some girls are so laz is cheaper and easier to de- graphed. William Powell dashed they velop than the kind now in to his dressing room, and threw think work is a bridge expert. use. a can of talcum powder into The dr vice uses a celluloid the boiling mess. Evalyn Knapp "That ain't no sunset, lady; disk re.jembl.ng a phonograpn contributed a bottle ot perfume, record, and registers images in Evelyn Brent added a cake of thats a Christmas necktie! a spiral sequence, each, picture scented soap. Lemon extract larger than tho last, as the was rushed over from the studio to camera lens follows it track restaurant. Gradually these in- tiieMaybe the best way wouldstive be shopping problem to center oi tile disk from the gredients overcame the violence to follow tbe presidents ex' of tiie odor. the outside. "What on earth did you put ample and appoint a Fully exx).sed, the dil-- conin to 2000 tains there, in the first place?" images, equal about the same number of ex- asked the dircemr when the milli16 50 situation on feet of posures finally was under conDivinyl oxide, a new drug, is trol. meter ribbon f,lm. said to be the world's fastest But is avoided mans distortion the proproperty Expected anesthetic. It'll have to go by an automatic focus changed fessional pride was wounded, some to compete with the as tho lens moves along its and he wanted revenge. Record. "X tried t ra k. sulphur, and glue, Its inventors claim there is and burnt rubber but they Americanism: Despising boilno chance to run the film back- werent strong enough, Mr. Leward. and that winding or re- Roy, he explained. "So I took ed ham; telling your hostess three of your cigars. They did i. hat wonderful boiled ham she winding in projection is ithe trick. serves. Science Many persons have commented tan atmosphere of Logan stores. j 14- -I - or s Neither this ; FRIDAY, DECEMBER 11, 1931. y, Grins in the News k -- By Jim Marshall Mrs. ALR writes to this Tur- - whisky or a bindle of dope gun ret of Trouble asking its sup- - or a that your problem is solved port for a general world disarmament program only it isn't "If all the We had wars before we had were dumped into the sea" the w'orid weapons says her letter we had intemperance before could continue at peace and there would .be money to spend alcohol and degeneracy before j war-weapo- ns lor useful things Wont you whose column is read by hundreds of thousands every da- y- help us to realize the noble Ideal a world without a weapon? . . . cocaine and morphine and we still would have war and degenerintemperance alcohol and acy if weapons drugs could be abolished tomorrow for guns we would substi- clubs and for alcohol is tute course That Ideal-- of none of the something else and for drugs pretty noble-b- ut nations seems to have much use some other form of for it and the whole thing would we remember that some nerve-excit- time ago Russia went to Geneva and called the bluff by offering to destroy every last gun and sink every warship if all the other nations would do the samethere was a lot of embarrassment among the diplomats and some talk but nothing happened - are afraid We Mrs. ALR suffers from the same delusion that oppresses the prohibitionists-or the dear people who want to abolish narcot.es it is their theory that if you pass a law against some inani- mate object like a quart of . have to be started all over again . The real culprit is the human brain or rather the lack of it wars and and intemperance have their origins there and it is there that the abolition work must be done luckily the human brain and may be manipulated slowlv made better it the world has the patience Four virAND, LISTEN; tues are necessary to world progress faith and hone - aui charity and patience . . . and the' greatest of these is patience. drug-addicti- FOR QUICKER STARTING IX AXV WEATUKK our now Dri 15-pla- er JAN FEB Ml WILLARD te in ami see the new VTill.ini Hallerv for all light 13-1la- cars. Ils increased plate area means more pep, more power ami thirling in any weather. r made Tuesday by President G. Farm Bureau directors, leaders The latest menace to civiliza- of coopeartives and commodity tion ia the $5 flivver. ,You pay organizations of the state and $6 down and $5 when it falls authorities of the experiment apart. station, extension service and 'With these decrepit. $5 fliv- department of agriculture, have vers dashing about the streets, been invited to attend a special a man with a big costly $100 dinner meeting at the Utah limmiBine is hardly, safe on the State Agricultural college Thursday, December 17 at 12 noon, highways. ( ( , according to an announcement ov the face Wrinkles in the Statue of Liberty are vo be re-is moved. But what she needs a punch in her right arm to get back some of the liberties we have lost. quu-ke- E. Send Cardon s Peterson. The purpose of the meeting is to acquaint the farm bureau directors and other cooperative agencies, with the activities of the agricultural college, through its departments, in the agricultural program of the state. The farm bureau leaders will be given an opnortumty to make suggestions as to what might be done by the departments of the '.ollege that might be helpful to agricultural organizations and interests. Directors William Peterson, P. V. Cardon and Mrs. Christine B. Clayton have been appointed as a committee to make arrangements for the dinner and the program, which will be held in the home economics building mB CHOCOLATES mou The BLUEBIRD fOh FOR THE HAPPIEST XMAS POSSIBLE We Pay Postage to Any Place in the World! BLUEBIRD ULvlCt AMd SATISFACTION CKlm 6ATTERY USk WILIAJO SERVICE MAUI Ol FROM ANY REOUURIY Central Garage LOGAN, UTAH 227 N. MAIN PIIONE 88 r. r TODAYS HEROINE MISS GERTIE GLUPP telephone operator, for renowned her valor, bravery and devotion to duty. Miss Glupp is the sweet girl oper- ator whose voice never fal- ters as she says, Excuse , i t, please, to the I i sen irate c HERE WE -- wbo has been got out of bed at 3 a. m. to answer a wrong number HAVE IT II Blankets A few more of the call. Photo by C. J. Coakley. All-Wo- IN MEMORIAM . Here lie the remains Of a daring flier; He landed upon n A wire. high-tensio- With five or six marriages per capita, it is only a question of time until every movie actor la Hollywood is related to every ope else. Massachusetts town has a bad Remember when boy clinic. those clinics used to be held in the woodshed? i YE DIARY (December 10) fellow-worker- s, low, extra ol in Cache Valley Pure Virgin Wool Filled, 8 lbs. All are Double Blankets. Now A new medium weight Wool' . ... Cashmere. raffish rogues, who do hoot at .me with ribald derision, a black pox on the addle-pate-d buffoons, who have no respect for an olde mans infirmities! It's always the fellow who has ifr. 1 thereafter. Jacquard ii'i At Our Factory Mens Heavy Winter Weight, Bleached Mens Worsted Wool Mix, 50' $2.95 Ladies Run Resistent Ilayon 95 C Ladies Combed Peeler, Cotton I White 95C ; Mens or Ladies New or Old Style 95 C A Full Stock of Best Garments $.00 wmmm i Ladies Hose NEW ASSORTMENT Pure Silk' Chiffon Pure Silk Service i Silk and Wool Grey or Tan . Jacquard Patterns 3 Hose FOR XMAS GIFTS Pure Silk T'O Crepe panties Pure Silk dp Crepe Comb. Pure Silk crepe gowns Pure S.lk Crepe Sets Best Grade Ray- oa Bloomers Best Grade Ray- - ASSORTMENT AC OC CO OC P.w3 Silk Dresses i. i ' . 5C ("A 9UC i Just Received a Group of New Silk Dresses in the Newest Creations. on in beautiful colort and Latest Styles The Sensation of the Season Your Choice . in i . A POPULAR Panties jBesl Grade jp.ayon Comb. EVENING SUNDAY DRESSES PRICE RANGE Any Dress We. have $1.00 $2.95 $3.95 Other $4.95 5.95 Values for Many LINGERIE A NEW ! l PA' 3UC XMAS RINGS BRACELETS i Genuine Indian Sliver Rings Studded with Beautiful Turquoise $1.75 or $3.50 Each Hand Made Indian Silver Biacelets with Intricate Designs $1.65 - $2.65 - $3.45 Extra Ordinary Values ' 4 V ( i GENUINE HORSEHIDE SHEEPLINED LEATHER COATS JUST COME IN Knit Wristers Pockets Sleeve Lining Four With BeltBe, Grade-Fr- ont Quarter Horsehide Leather JUST A FEW MORE and Frocks Aprons A New Assortment Full Run of Sizes All Guaranteed Fast Color The Latest Creations at Reduced. Prices Aprons Nifty Pattern and Colors 85 c Frocks Newest Assortment 95 c Assortment No. 2 70 C Assortment No. 3 5Qc 3 I I I This bill Is due when render-i- d. and becomes delinquent 10 tiay.5 Socks Pure Silk Bust Grade Mixed Color Silk .. . not anything to say who makes the longest speeches. SAYINGS OF THE GREAT "Columbus: T dont know where Im going, but Em on my way. Wool Boot All J s ILeatilhiei? (3atio d, Mens Hose $5.95 light'' Now 72x81. Pure Fleece Wool, $7.45 ne at dtiJV. Pure Virgin Wool, 66x80. Now $5.45 Part Wool, Extra Large, 72x84. $2.75 3 ... $1.10 Part Wool, 70x80 $2.25 wI 3CAa AOD Brand Garments Temple Patterns A New Stock A Complete Assortment 3 ,r $1.00 New or Old Style, Just Finished nmii I By gasoline chaise to the printery, where at my stint; but Lord; my chilblains aking most abominably, I do remove my shoon, and don Congress gaiters, for greater ease; and they do be vastly comfortable, and please me mightily; until anon, walking out to the composing roome, they do be spied by my il - filled large Blankets. 74x86 8 lbs. The best Blanket Value This is about the time of year a wife spends a couple of days trying to get the dirt out of thf golf shirt her husband wore all summer. We are fortunate m being able to offer to our patrons a few more of our extra large 74x86 all Virgin Wool Filled Blankets, 8 lbs., color brown. We also have a few. more- of the Part Wool Blankets available now on which we were entire30 days. . We have received a few ly sold out for the lastHorsehide Genuine Leather Coats, fully Sheep-linemore of the with Knit Wristers and Sletve Lining. A good many customers were unable to secure these items because we were i:sold out of them. We have these now. a?P ,dXl " II |