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Show , THE HERALD-JOURNA- LOGAN, UTAH, L, D WEDNESDAY, tneir into a diove of razoib.ux The .! A Herald-Journ- Week-da- Every Afternoon y Published every week day afternoon, except legal holidays, at 75 West Renter street Logan, Utah, by Cache Valley Newspaper Co. N. Gunmr matter at the postoffice Kasmuson, president, and entered as second-clas- s Subscription pUce in Cache Proclaim liberLogan, Utah, under the act of March 3, 1879 Valley by mall, 12 50 the year in advance, by carrier $3 50 a year In thruout the ty or 40 cents the month. Outside Cache Valley, by mail $5.00 the year. land." ! , Gilman, Nicoll St Ruthman, Special Representatives San Francisco ofhce, 525 Market St; Chicago office, 410 N. Michigan Ave , New York office, 19 W. 44 th St; Boston office, 18 Tremont SI.; Detroit office, 601 New Center Bldg. R. W. MARTIN, Advertising Manager OTTOS PETERSON, Managing Editor v f, 1901. WINS TOR REMS TB ' ... - me-tha- 1HE TRUTH QUICK i Neither this newspaper, nor any of its stockholders or officials has any connection whatever, directly or indirectly, with any political party, public utility, real estate promotion-or other private business except the publication of newspapers devoted solely to dis- text-boo- interested public service. DANIEL BUSINESS RIGHTS: 4WHERE ARE THEY? CHESTER, Pa, Local shoppers were amazed recently when a tall figure appeared, clad a la. backwoodsman, bearing a hunt- lng license on ins back and car- , ryrng a shotgun. Their amaze- ment turned to consternation when the man fired the gun Itwice in rapid succession, first at the beleathered hat ol a stout woman and then at a led roadster, and commanded a dog with him to bring bacx the rLjbits Police put him in a cell to sober up. Charles E. Mitchell, who is chan man of the board of the immensely-wealth- y National City bank of New York, has been telling a senate committee his ideas about business. All Americans, he said, cherish the freedom to conduct their own business in their own way, and this involves the right to make mistakes. Any American who thinks he has a light to conduct his business in his own way will please stand up. Did Mr. Mitchell never hear of the interstate com, merce law, or the Clayton act, or child labor laws, or the million and one ordinances to regulate the weight of loaves, sizes of milk bottles, capacity of berry crates, number of heat units in gas, purity of food products, speed of delivery trucks, age of walnuts and a thousand other things? Business may still have the right to make mistakes, hut that is about the only right it DOES have. I BOONE? i j IP. Our Cache of Humor as "Tomorrow's American citi-- 1 started out to get writes Prof C. C. Furnas of what was lying in a book called "America's To- - ' - in this nobis e. morrow" "will have sufficient have met with a tr; food sufficient clothing and cess and even now in the bank satisfactory health i if the bank He will be able to travel to Is any portion or the globe he tomorrow morning) may wish There will be thousands of But we doubt serious! material things at hts com- - morrow's average citi mand-a- nd the average Indt- off any . uduul may have them all lt u our notion h Will he be happy -- Probj,e worse off and .till mot 1 -ably not . . a serf and get lower and be more dependent on A pretty picture master for a mere existence ' citizen Americas average Unless ho pets over his could have everything he de-- 1 notion that somebody is poll sires right now for that mat- to work miracles for him ter- - if he wasn't such a dumb boob People who think this Is A there Is certainly no lack of depression had better wait unexeverything in this country til about 1934 at which time cept brains will be able if they surand the fact that a lot of they vive - to look back at 1931 80,people somewhere around - and sigh for the good old 000 000 don't have everything times" own want their is simply they people who need crying tfflT- laU1 t?da?wllL nee cryln5 nhnlt, are througn buckets In a few yearsanL anf vte them with sympathizing may as well buy em i now - zen"- - j 1 OBSERVER By Jim Marshall th ad-lan- PAGE THRJ should and really be d consistent in his oi her faith There is a di me commandment not to Foi the first time in human abate one jot or title of the historv we have photographic ' W oul , pick up snakes, speak is with strange tongues raise the evidence that the earth round Recently a scientist for dead those are as much cui- the National Geognphic society tent divine commands as the upto heaven and at eiuh.oLst or baptism 22 500 leet elevat.on secuied a In slant faith is a wondeiful pnotouraoh snowing lor the th.iig it is a continual .spring first time the cmv.uuie of the of powei BUT a faith that fuses to accept the facts of the Now chief universe as' our minds discover Bi other Vuhva mac.cian of Zion City 111 will1 them is not a source of power not believe the evidence of his but a souice of mental degraof bigoted persecuion, des when shown tnat photo- - ' datum, the and results in the enslavement Voliva, prooablv graph 'be mind and the coiruption only downright loueal funda-'o- f mentalwt in the countiy today, of the spirit t Long ago father told insets that the earth is flat and k on it has four come-- s and you The Bible is not a sen nee, it is an Inspiration foi cant tell him differently Nor w ill those deal lehgion.sts those who believe and under-wh- o believe that "ie enth is stand A notion that all round but that w aie living the inside of th pnere in- - niunusts might well absorb. stead ol on its suifue, accept. this photogiaph They know the noon is onlv 7000 miles distant and that is that Police did ANDERSON, Ind et I supoo-- e that if Vob.va not the offer of Ray-vvof mondaccept shown a photograph 35 t0 0 to ,ail af himself he would not doubt the ter hisRlggs automobile had hit a He evidence of his own eves boy and knocked would not rigaid the photo- - 'him from his bicycle and, 30 as a as distinct magic maph minutes later hit aTo- - ear-ol- d himself. tiom who pci sonal.ty apart suffered concussion of boy I suspect few fundamentalists, the brain Riggs' record had even in Will Biyaii'a college, j shown him to be a careiul would favoi binning old wo- - duver mpn because of witchcialt or) consider it a humane act to, 'A frozen asset is a bankers Humorist Will fxetnse i flock of dpvil , from mistake" a crew of atheists and send 'Rogers whole-hearte- al Newspaper Scripps-Canfiel- d ! hogs Vet one FT EMBER I ' ... Richaid M Kit biia abAe (oi-pu- s Chnsti lanchii ,u cl banker piactHallv uni. id 'lit i le Uon of Ins tel.nvv listn Com loss man Jack Cii o .is peakci of the House by his uuoiv m oeJ the luti the rate to . Repiesentutivo 11 mv Wuizbuh Kail Antonio Republican of Klcbeig a vot i the in si Denu.ciatic longits n in elected m W'e were lncl fiom the 11th 11 years and bis viitoiv appar- - through sympathizlrig with our-givthe Dim mats a self .some years ago time corning but somehow or ently -- at which near mufontv m the new time we stopped other humanity never ratchet, Ho i crying about our bum luck and up with it. -- j Ivo es i m tmastdid t Kb snip 9 s and 0 sell lances value CAR I I Howdy, folks! All the signs point to a hard winter. The squirrels are growing an extra heavy coat of fur, and the fringe on our trouser cuffs is twice as long as it was last year. mwB from 175 business files, generally has to be told every morning which drawer his clean collars are in. 257,302 No Hollywood actress can con- sider herself a really great movie star until she has bought can those a $20,000 imported car and say Anyway, nobody at athletes Sing Sing married the Marquis de la gridiron are attending the institution de la Coudraye, Fal-ai- se merely foi the sake of playing football. Th E for the i CANDIDATE POISON IVY CLUB AT YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD Dont miss Thru Darkest Africa tWiUi aPBrownie No. 2! In this i to increase governmental revenues, it is announced. How about a tax on sheiks who comb their hair in public? Congress shows, explorer, our oiga ret to. must find ways for the first time in history, i home fife of the a giant tribesmen of YE DIARY Central Africa, , where - the babies (December 8) are that By petrol buggy, mighty late, they use old auto-- i as mobile atires teething rings. to the printery, where did deem . See thin picture it the part of wisdom to enter tonight! v Photo the building by the back door, by Billy Currell. lest, heaven help me, the boss Einstein will return to the do note my tardiness; but Lord! California Institute of Tech- he doth pass me half way up nology this winter to resume his the back stairs, and did growl, Happy New Year, Mr. Brew! Is no truth to the ru which may have been only an idle mor. however, that he will turn remark, albeit did sound migh out for the basketball team. ty sarcastikal; but 1 did an! , swer naught, for fear of making 1 POETS CORNER ii it worse. . . Thys daye did proi Fired from the old church choir mise my wjfe, who is progress, 'Is little Minnie Buns; ing mightily on the harmonica, The dear thing never seemed to to send her to Europe to study. tire . Of looking at the hims. . We will now broadcast a group of bedtime stories, featuring Carlos Clam, the educated bival- I )ve,-iWHAT THE SMART SET Bobby Bedbug, the Os- -I cut-uIS DOING j termoor This program conies to you thru electrical AsterThis is Mrs. Pierpont Van inscription, by special perhilt, society dowager, whose resi- - mission of the sloppyright own- dence is one of the ers show places of the city. All the fur-- 1 niture in the house was brought over, vLL from Europe by KNOXVILLE, Tenn A pain In Mrs. Van Astorbiit his left abdomen troubled Sam herself, who even Graham, 44, colored. Thinking imported a dozen it was caused by a pin he had fleas shallowed some time before, he pedigreed from London for went to General Hospital to i her banana terrier, h$ve it removed. pictures revealed that it was a bullet. .Prince Boniface McWaffle. Graham remembered being shot c Photo by A. J. Peterson. accidentally when a child, but .The statistical shark who can thought the bullet had been instantly pick out Report No. moved then. the hoso tobaccos arc notably mild, delicately flavored by nature the finest Turkish J senwtional motion piettre, Capt. Ira J- Mndruff, noted inlior-ontl- y fnu quality of the tobaccos that go into The girls who says to her sweetie: You are so strong so compelling so THEATER hod rook of Carnot popularity is the full-mello- and mild, money can buy. sun-ripene- w, Domestic tobaccos that d - so-lar- o safeguard the essential goodness of these fine tobaccos we exercise every care to conserve their natural nioi'-lurand natural flavors. I c They are never parched or toasted the Reynold method of scientifically applying heal guarantees' against that. Tliaf s m by we say Camels arc made fresh to start with and why the Camel Humidor PaelJ can bring them fresh to you, in prime smoking condition. If you rwtnl to know what a blessing that means in unalloyed switch to Camels for just one day then leave them if. you can. K. J. Hi i oi - 4- ri.i - zww? w i it- - J iiivmiids (oisr-ro.iom- um i ( I) ompany iV. C. lomiiii rotirtNvsi kuk rioi.miii Morton Downer, QL AUER HOI i direr-io- n Tony Won a, and Catuel Orilie-tr- j. Jarqur Reiiard. everv iiiylit except n Sunday, Crdunihiu Ilrojdi CAMEL p. t ds Tob Wifuton-Sale- d i smoke-enjoymen- t, Ilnur O' IMTIS linm. Alii a Joy, Old iluiifb,"anil J'rinrp Ulierl On lio irj, dirpition Paul jn Loan, every niglit fl. C. Had Network Sunday, PKINfE - i See radio pagr of Inial neuaioper far rime 'X X-r- ay blue-ribb- VOLTS, AMPERES, WATTS I MagDo you know what they are what they mean? nets, generators, motors induction, incandescence, fuses, Meters they affect every moment of your life, awake or teleep, in this age of electricity and machinery. Everybody hi this modern age has occasion to use elementary knowlof electricity and electrical construction. ' edgeOur Washington Bureau has ready for you a bulletin, Written in a popular way on ELECTRICITY containing the stuff of which all elementary facts about this You jnattpr In the universe is probably a manifestation nwll find it fascinating reading and full of valuable information Fill out the coupon below and send for it - DEPARTMENT 160. Washington Buieau, HERALD-JOURNA- Washington, D C. want bulletin of a the ELECTRICITY, and enclose J. copy .herewith five cents in coin, or loose, uncancelled, U. S postage stamps, to cover retuin postage and handling costs. 1322 New York Avenue, ,t NAME I - - V and NO CITY f I A Y i- 1 - STATE ifth a reader of the Logan, Utah, t t Mudv Herald-Journa- l. 1 4 I V 4 ey. IIILSII 1--. - Kept FRESH Bout rerno to the moisture-proo- f nr up plug from yowf pfe tuijte of Camels after you open U. Ike Camel Hitmulor I'm k is protntion against sutof, dust and germs. In 4tffu.es and homes, eten in the dry atmosphere of artiU ial heat, tha C amej Humidor Tai k can ha depended upon to deliver fresh CameU every tima V rV f |