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Show THE HERALD - JOURNAL, LOGAN, UTAH, TUESDAY, FAGF, TWO A Herald-Journ- Every fellow howling about the terrible wicked younger generation I Afternoon Week-da- y Published every week day afternoon, except legal holidays, at 75 West Center street Logan, Utah, by Cache Valleys Newspaper Co., N. Gunnar matter at the postoffice Rasmuson, president, and entered as second-clasLogan, Utah, under the act of March 3, 1879. Subscription price in Cacheby mail, $2 50 the year In advance, by carrier $3.50 a year in advance or 40 cents the month. Outside Cache Valley, by mail $5.00 the year. Proclaim liber-Vallty thruout the land. San Francisco 525 & Nicoll Market Ruthman, Special Representatives office, Gilman, St.; Chicago office, 410 N. Michigan Ave.; New York office, 19 W. 44th St.; Boston office, 601 New Center 18 Tremont St.; Detroit office, Bldg. R W. MARTIN, Advertising Manager OTTIS PETERSON, Managing Editor . ey juiirA'nrftnrYr'T"'' THE TRUTH QUICK or officials has any connection Neither this newspaper, nor any of its stockholders whatever, directly or indirectly, with any political party, public utility, real estate promoexcept the publication of newspapers devoted solely to distion or other private business interested public service. . The football Howdy, folks! want to take a hunk of ripe season is now over. Some of the about the game we will tripe and paste that bigoted things And not miss are .squaw ker m the beezer. The bozo in the 35th row wnen I hear old women scolds who bellows free advice to whispering about the terrible ail the players. habits ol the rising generation The football fan sitting i feel like saying, Oh. grandnext to use who lets his ma, what I know about you and umbrella drip rain water your old girl chums. down our neck. When a lellow has a daughtei The hot dog vendor who in college and a son in a big encases his puppies in slabs city high scnool he gets a , of cement. cnance to observe the younger The critic with the 12 generation ii he lias eyes to size collar, who bawls out jsee and eyes to hear, and any-- I the team. power of analysis. I have beer, The enthusiast who getting acquainted with youth at first hand tor moie than 14 smashes all the hats in front of him every time a years and I think I have as d halfback makes a much knowledge of youth as run. nave youth's truducers; certain-,i- y Cheer leaders. I have more sympathy. with thi My acquaintance CHRISTMAS SHOPPING young, from the age of 12 to SERVICE me age of 24, is not restricted to any social circle, any nation ality, any particular clique. Ana ,.n my best Judgment, the average girl of today Is as lovely j a creature as was her mother, and the average boy of tooay i j as clean a fellow as was his dad, and maybe he is a bit bet-te- i scrubbed behind the eais 1 think the private mora's ol youth today averages nignei than it did 0 years back; or 20, or 30, r 40, or 400. I have not lived 4J years, but I hare read about the Puritan fathers and their cute customs, end I know that the average Puritan village had a tar greater per cent of ill.c.t love cases than American iow.ir, or cities have today; and a far greater proMiss Waffle shopping for our portion of babies born out ol readers. wedlock. The preuh'rs need not worry It is not too early to do your over much r modern youth. Youth today may not belle.va Christmas buying. Let our Miss for a game of bridge or on Minnie Waffle help you. Study Bi'I i.st given below, select gift you evening of modern youth, as I meet it, is want and mail Miss Waffle your cleaner-minde- d and more open-eye- d check, plus 80 cent for commisto scientific truth than the sion. CHRISTMAS GIFTIES generation that spoke so loudlv Package of dental floss. sanctification, but that so genFried egg (makes a dandy dlflerent l.ves. erally lived .) Youth today has i.c thing t be Non-ski- d ashamed of, roth;ng to fear or toupee. Steam-rollconceal. (wrapped in celThe pious notion is that if one lophane.) can get lip service all is fine Lead nickel (for use in pay and dosy. The modern idea is telephones.) microbe measle Trained that repression is worse for the soul than confession, and (makes a wonderful pet.) that living a lie is the mo. i Noiseless auto horn. deadly sin. EDITORS MAIL PROTECTING WORKERS Dear Sir: It has been 10 years Before an employer can bring since I met Li'l Gee Gee. Has into she kept her girlish figure? a foreign England, the Ministry of Labor Reader. has to be shown proof that the Kept it? Shes doubled it! services of a British woman An Egyptian mummy with are not available. bobbed hair has been found. An instrument has been develThey are digging for the oped at the University of Iowa Eugenie hat now. to test singers voices regisIf we were a movie star, we tering offkey notes. would demand that someone double for us when we went to the dentists. ... And if nature were really efficient. a baby would grow teeth that were already filled. Hoover Scheme No. 34, 567-- OBSERVER BY JIM MARSHALL j we will all go into debt for a home everything will be rosy by and by. The scheme, alas! seems to overlook the fact that most people are in debt for a home, now. And the further fact that the depression is largely g on the installment plan, by the pubdue to lic. - What happened in 1928 and 1929 was that people a great many of them spent two years income in one, and went head over heels into debt for autos, radios, homes and heaven knows what. I noticed ni your column a piece from Mrs writes IEH if there JW in which she said were no guns theie would be no shooting At last! A solution of the crime problem! We ought all to push along this simple remedy --but don't stop at guns Just think, Jim if there were no autostheie would be no auto thieves . . . "Lets abolish autos over-buyin- .Some of these people are just beginning again to get their heads above water; others are sunk, completely. Business is holding the sack. What the president now proposes is a repeat of the debacle. We are all to plunge into debt 9 1 the lets finish ... If there were And right Series of 1931, now is thrust out hopefully onto the stage. In brief, it seems to be the presidents idea that if job 1928-192- ! again those of us who still have credit. This, in some mysterious manner not explained, will set every- no paper there would be no forgers If there was no money there would be no corn Jr rfeiters If there was no liquor there would be no drunkards Of course these remedies might be a bit hard on. the majority but . great what difference if they saved ' somebody from prison ' The mothers of the children recently mowed down by machine guns in New York City probably can tell Mrs. JW how anti-glaw has X the .Sullivan disarmed honest citizens in that thing right. Oh, yeah? Doesnt it ever occur to a politician that, if people have a little money, and the assurance they will continue to lie allowed to earn money, they will buy homes, anyway? And that if they havent money, and have no assurance of continued employment, they wont and no amount of presidential ballyhoo will make them What this country needs is to get OUT of debt; not to get further into it. law-abidi- ng - m Cinematters state but has failed even to inconvenience the cruninal In Indiana after nunier- - By LLEWELLYN MILLER ous visits from bank robbers Hollywood ... They may be law - enforcement officers have known around the world, they gone to the other extreme -- and may be beautiful beyond com-- p encouraged real citizens to own a r e. or and use guns . behandsome rob-" and the result Is that recovyond minl-beries have fallen to a ; They ery. 7. mum ( .7 have may - 7 .'5.'.that voices , .Siren if it- were possible to shame put to lb be fair abolish, guns-vo- uld soft or just bo deprive. hundreds of notes of the thousands of gun fans of their dove. They . - pursuit of happiness may be tal; benefit the Tor doubtful brilented, ' it .might confer on some few liant. inspir; hoodlums? ed or funny Anti-gu- n laws merely would ... but they j create a new class of criminal still just as the Volstead law So created a new class . .J Radio Studio has akeys. keyman-HThis department thinks IEH is Daniel J. Stubbs, formerly , i la right and that the way to manager of several hotels. He ahoUah cnme is to abolish pov- uses hotel methods on the job. erty and, greed and the NE- Its quite simple. he says . CESSITY for crime AH I do is look after the keys ' if we are going to forbid to the dressing rooms and lockthe sale of everything with ers and try to be diplomatic. which crimes may be com'What do you mean by dipmitted at all and , crime will lomatic, he was asked. not be reduced one particle I just pretend this is a hotel A AND, LISTEN: lot of and try to please in little ways laws aimed at criminals usu- ... like taking messages, mailally go off in the wrong di- -. letters, sending over meals, ration and hit innocent peo- - ing installing radios, fixing light . He. bulbs, and things like that Sometimes a player wants the color scheme of a dressing room A new hydraulic brake is said or a barber, or a to stop the heaviest airplane changed, manicurist, a shoeshiner. the within 300 feet after landing. football score, a informaThe American Legion was or- tion about a taxi, preview, the 1919. Paris in in ganized weather forecast ... any little ? , thing to make tilings pleasant. Do yoi lend money? Yes. Once m a while I even lend small amounts, such as nickols for the telephone. The other morning a man came to the Wallace Smith home and asked Mrs. Smith to give him something to eat. She saw that he had a hearty meal. Then she asked him to split some wood and sweep some sidewalks. Who do you think I am, your husband?,' he asked, and off he walked. carnage, j . This is a picture of Carl J. C rankca.se, the most peevish man in the world, who died Mr. yesterday. Crankcase got so mad because his alphabet 1- -2 trees- soup X an didn't con-- ! tain a Z or an that he choked to death on M. Photo by Harrison Davis. PROTECTS The ancient custom of drinking whiskey after a funeral in Ireland is dying out. In the United States, however. the custom of drinking whiskey ' a day or two before the funeral is increasing. , , of According to an English scevery man is worth at the $8300 to his country time of his birth. ientist, HAVE YOU HAD EM? YE DIARY (December 7) Earlie up, and the daye being chillie, did search in the att.ck for my olde woolen muffler, but could findc it not. And anon Dame Brew did break down and confess that she did give it to the Volunteers of Amerca; and so greate argument between us. for indeed the creature doth give away my pants to the Red Cross, my shoes to the Salvation Army, my shirts to poore fellows at the back door and my socks to whomsoever doth ask for them. And Lord! it do be only a question of time until 1 shaU be forced to go to the printery garbed in a shawl, like Milord Mahatma Gandhi! soft-heart- The former Virginia Willys, YO, shown above, is seeking a divorce from Luis Mercelnio de Aguirre, below, son of an Argentine cattle baron. The announcement came from John N. Willys. Mrs. Aguiire's wealthy father, of Toledo, O , who is U. S. ambassador to Poland. He opposed the marriage. .. i maid-serva- Twenty words no more, no less. j j FUEL LINES Tubing for airplane fuel re-or that is asserted to sist fracture by strains or vibration is covered with fabricated rubber, vulcanized to the metal. This marks the grave Of Gambler Steve; The ace of hearts Was up his sleeve. er ,P oil lines i book-mark- f - First tests of the principle were made in San Joaquin valley. It was founi that one of the fans will protect 10 acres of trees at only a fraction of the cost of maintaining smudge pots. Besides, the fans are free from the dirt which usually smudge pot frost prevention. J two-yar- distnbuc warm air evenly over and through the trees lrom a height of 20 to 30 feet above tin ground. It was found that an is several degrees warmer at that height than under the TODAYS NEWS PHOTO I DIVING INTO DEBT ISNT THE WAY The Electricity has even put h,c smudge pot ma of California orchards. Gigantic electnc fans, airplane propellers, imw are being used to create waim artificial winds which prevint-- , frosts. The fans, mounted on a Whenever I hear some pious ield Newspaper Scripps-Can- f Science Our Cache of Humor HILL BILLY By al 1931. 8, Heiress Seeking Oar Youth The DECEMBER Rumania has more than 9500 square miles of beech forests, comprising about of the total area of the coun-- i try. J "3LENDEDTC AMERICAS th TASTE come on, May give me a kiss. No. Ive got scruples. had "Never mind Ive them twice. There are a lot of people who havent had scruples who have been bitten by the cheap paint "Oh, bug. When you get stung with some inferior paint for your house, the smart lasts for years. Many of our best customers for Lowe Brothers' paint are people who have been bit by the cheap when paint bug and now salesthe bargain paint man approaches his talk They have don't take. been bitten once and they just tell him ;Ive got Scruples. the -- The . Ideal Christmas Gift; Store -- . . lose To Sacrifice Merchandise Like It I Being Done Today! But Conditions Make It Necessary ! . YOULL FIND MANY ITEMS CUT TO THE LOWEST POSSIBLE PRICE! , . 'ii Here Is A List of Gift Suggestions New oriental pajamas in heavy synthetic silk. Each $33.00 worth to be Given HERE THEY ARE: 1 07.95 Any oil be better oil , Coat sweaters for men. A new style. Reasonable. New and attractive t North America I CO GERM SL t yt (Jl 3 VW..OCO GERM, PROCESSED PARAFFIN MOTOR OIL Pit ! THIANCtg INDIAN HEAD LINEAll shades MANCHESTER 80 Count - - N- An 4 YDS. PERCALE 8 YDS. I d $1.00 LADIES SILK HOSE Full Fashion, Service Weight and .. Chiffon, all shades Pair i 03.95 rocking chair. A baby Jf LADIES' and CHILDRENS WINTER COATS and DRESSES AT YOUR OWN PRICE! 27-inc- h Mens mufflers made of heavy knitted silk in black and white An erector set and motor A real classy tri- HOUSE DRESSES REDUCED $1.00 t 03.35 A and 2 for $1.00 SHIRTS OUR ENTIRE STOCK OF MERCHANDISE TO BE SOLD AT REDUCED PRICES! square scarf, made in paisley and dragon designs. Suitable for' neck or table scarf An all woo blanket, in pastel colors, and extra large size 06.50 10-in- 01.65 Gigantic Dress Sale Continues at Our Uptown Store! Department Store Cache Knitting Works (Formerly Three Rule Store) 57 West Center Cache Apparel Store 124 South Main BASE YOU SEE THIS GKM PROCESSED V We are giving a ticket with each 23c purchase. Drawing will take place December 21 at 6 oclock p. m. 05.50 ESSEB Now, 1 04.95 cco makes the only Germ Processed Oil in Flexible Flyer Sleigh. A strong wicker A cycle. ' In ail colors at, yard doU. Negligee made from the same material as pajamas. Each Con- - i . 3 Germ but Processed 2 would if Away! 4 54 -- IN. FLANNEL 36-i- n. 854 - In all colors at, yard New white and buff puff stitch sweater for ladies. Made just like you want them of Toys m FLAT CREPE Cache Knitting Works 123 North Main Where Bargains Are Always Greater f open until 6:30 p. m. all this week. Saturday until 9 p. m j iK i |