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Show nwn wwi i t n lAnnxru THE HERALD PAGE FOUH - f nn v a JOURNAL, . fT'TAO e im im UTAH, LOGAN, xruoxAiMAn (x 4 1 a- - NOVEMBER SATURDAY, aa . 1 21, 1931. YET I know this: that neither poverty, early training or education have anything to do with what we call character, decency rf or persorf&l honor. Men are born and not made; John Calvin had that notion. I tfasfcsittfesi The A IFRDU UVEd Herald-Journ- al Scripps-Canfiel- Every UFE N THE TDPSy Newspaper d Published every week day afternoon, except legal holidays, at 75 West Center street Logan, Utah, by Cache Valley Newspaper Co, N. Gunnar Rasmuson, president, and entered as second-clas- s matter at the postoffice Logan, Utah, under the act of March 3, 1879. Subscription price in Cache Valley by mall, $2.50 the year in advance, by carrier $3.50 a year in advance or 40 cents the month. Outside Cache Valley, by mail $5.00 the year. 11The eleventh of 12 remarkable articles by Julia Blanshard, stalf writer, whopi NEA Service sent to and The Herald-JournSoviet Russia to get the biggest story in the world today. "Proclaim liberty thruout the land. Gilman, Nicoll & Ruthman, Special Representatives San Francisco office, 525 Market St.; Chicago office, 410 N. Michigan Ave.; New York office, 19 W. 44th St.; Boston office, 18 Tremont St.; Detroit office, 601 New Center Bldg. OTT1S PETERSON, Managing Editor R. W. MARTIN, Advertising Manager - - - -- - -- "- THE TRUTH - lVriVlnrLVirAlWj-in.VtAiVuV- al casual tourist stopping at fashionable hotels and traveling de luxe, she lived with and among Russians as they went about their daily lives under their amazing social and economic system, and here she presents the story of a people, not the story of a cause. No I QUICK Neither this newspaper, nor any of its stockholders or officials has any connection whatever, directly or indirectly, with any political party, public utility, real estate promotion or otherprlvate business except the publication of newspapers devoted solely to interested public service. BY JULIA CHILDREN! or ' Mumor . . - . Chinese laundrymen are leaving thp United States to fight in Mahchuria. If they smash heads like they smash shirt buttons, heaven heip the enemy! SHOCK KILLS CAR SALESMAN! ' O j services will be held Funeral for Hobart toddy J. Sardine, well known auto salesman, who died Thursday. Mr. Sardine was on duty in the salesroom of his agency, when a stranger walked in, bought a 1937 model sedan and offered to pay cash for it. Although doctors were summoned immediately, the shock was too great, Mid Mr. Sardine expired before help could arrive. Please omit flowers. Photo by Ed Bauer. . ; ' j1 President Hoover proposesnui- aof the tax on j resumption : ! iI sances. v v ; - W, I I- PAYDAY BLUES Twinkle, twinkle, Little check, Monday'll see you Gone, by heck! ' - I . ; . . Otte fch'ng that puzzles us is makes how a , lounterleiter money by cutting the 5s" out bills and pasting of them , on ones. . 1 2 fiye-doll- J v A.,, j ar WHO IN ,,'J WHOS FOOTBALL 1 ' - floes,1 theres a Scotchman in the store who wants to buy 10 cents' worth of poison to commit suicide. How can I savi him? Tell him itll cost him 20 tents. a corporation whose maximum fees are set by the state. If you were an ordinary Russian, you probably would plead your own case in court. For oratory and technicalities are of no importance in new Russias state. Common scheme of Justice. sense replaces legal precedent. That is the result of a federal education system, in Jury trials are unknown. black and white. Do we want the blessings of such In Moscow I saw a murder a system clamped upon our necks? defendent plead his own case. The education of children should remain as close The courtroom scene was utterto parents as possible. Parents should have direct powly different from an American court. Huge red banners hung er over the upbringing of children. This is best aton the wall. On a platform betained by a system of individual school districts, operhind a long wooden table, covated by local men and women, quickly responsive to ered with a red cloth, sat three local public opinion. The woproletarian judges. man in the center was a judge Schools already assume too much power over the The two men by profession. regulation of children. A federal education department her were factory workflanking would take from parents what little authority they ers. serving as legal advisers. have left and make children mere wards of a bureauThe murderer, brought in by a Red guard, stood in front of cracy. and a grotesquely inefficient bureaucracy," at the table. The woman judge, that. told him that the man and woman on the bench at the side had seen him knock his neighbor down. He had never gotten The state will give you a up. lawyer if you wish one," sh concluded. He didnt. He began his story by saying hq was a worker, the son of isa worker. This, apparently, the best possible beginning. He Out at a friend's home the out the instant theyre through had never hit anyone before. He other night we were listening this same chap listens to had been drinking heavily. He to the radio but never hadnt meant to hurt his neighcigaret program an orchestra was closing a learns just what cigaret is be- bor. so accurate is lovely piece and we were get- ing plugged When he finished, the three ting ready to shudder gt a flock his work judges asked him proletarian of soap advertising or someabout his work, his family, Some time ago we rigged up where he lived. Then they adthing to but as the music died & little pulley arrangement journed to an ante-rooour friend just reached up to a and we can catch a aopramo or make their decision. . They relittle wheel screwed into the a before he or she turned in not more than 15 mantel beside his easy chair has niore than half a word minutes. and tuned into another station through the speaker must spend six The . . ' and so we manage to sur- months prisoner in prison and then be I havent listened to a vive the evening without being on probation for another year, he smiled rasped unnecessarily ballyhoo for mdnths the woman judge announced. most people we discover The guard led the shaking Visiting around among radio have some similar dingus and man out. He could appeal the victims we find that most of thus manage to keep case. But six months go by. them have developed a technique His wife could visit him in priYou may son. He could work and earn for getting the muSlc ahd dodgAND, LISTEN: to lead 50,000,000 peobe able ing the selling talks , just the same. some radios now . have a ple to the radio but you cant money If he had killed a political to make em. listen what they official in a dispute, he would control jigger and all you have to do is cut dont want to hear. . not have gotten off so easy, out the advertising at will a citizen explained to me. Only we have been in quite a murders that are against the few homes lately and in not interests of Communism result one did we ever. hear any adNo in the death sentence. vertising others do. Clifford King of Del Rio, Tex., Some of the stations which In a civil case, the setting devote most of their time to is convinced that animals even would be the same, the decisions think-Whilcan or mattresses cheese catfish the lowly plugging even more speedy. or something dont have any fishing in a channel I happened to see a fidgety near his home. King saw a cat- young listeners at all woman with two children as far as we can discover fish, about two and a half in one of Moscows 10 district people now stick to the sta- pounds in size, swimming near courts. When her turn came, tions that offer about 80 per his boat. King tossed in bits of she took her place before the cent entertainment and they chicken, saw the fish approach table. switch those off. pith remark- the surface and nibble it. 47 rubles demanded She It disappeared, returning In a ($23.50) able accuracy And cleaner. a from dry with four more just before the chatter few moments starts fish, all of the same species, The all about the same size. We know one man who has five catfish ate the chicken for listened to Amos and Andy for a few minutes, then all five a year and hasnt' the slightest disappeared. When they returned next idea what theyre advertising time they brought with them a if anvthing , he switches them on by whole school of catfish, all EXCURSIONS , time-taband switches them about the same size. The OBSERVER By Jim Marshall ' soap-piugg- Predestination - X-r- ENJOY EATING DON'S .... er sweet-temper- Natureland m ed - VISITORS Price 1 is no THERE k You-hav- i Touchdown! 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SERVICE not join the 0E THE SOVIETS TUPVi LANc I know that imall the AS SEEN BY JULIA BLANSHARD. NEA SERVICE WRITER will put me on the spot and NSA SERVICE INS Copyr.ghHQM query: So then you advise that degenerate to the stage of she gave her opinion of him them or going to Jail. latter do not resent it as we while demanding it. He had Americans and American dollars the Zulus? Cheap sophistry; the Zulu was ruined a pair of foreign silk What happens to political are needed for the success of content as he was. And, if my Plan. stockings that she had sent prisoners no outsider living in their Five-Yegods gave me anything, it was imhim. She had sent them back Russia can tell. Exile, contentment and not fear. for repairs. He had lost them. prisonment or death! But the BUT I am not against the He should pay. Soviet government regards of the Zulu. I merely education But why 47 rubles? sick as the other criminals they do insist instead of trying to that, court, asked. who must be cured for people By HILL BILLY make wea white man out op I went to the foreign store, a useful social life. develop him along the him, she said. None there were as I visited the Djerjinski Comline that God made him. nice as mine, and they cost 50 mune, which is an example of The most indecent thing in The notion that poverty rubles. Take three rubles out Russias idea of redemption. war was the corrupfor the cleaning and that leaves Here are 5000 former homeless creates crime, or that a lack of the world of the clean fighting JiCk me 47. training creates crime tion waifs (Bizprozorni), .and con- religious tribes of India by England intc Where is the dry cleaner? victs have built themselves a or sin, I detest. A fellow is bom right or he is the trench and poison gas game ; the judge asked her. commune which they govern France did the same He wouldnt come, she an- themselves. Their test of failure bom wrong the same as a cat Thats lousy. Also, fromthing. the swered. I told him to. is to have anyone run away. or a dog, a horse or a skunk. Nordic angle, its quite dumb. And there are skunks that are There is no case without the Few do. I ramble far afield; BUT, a was gentlemen and there are skunks When the commune dry cleaner, the judge told a man or a mouse. is her. We will postal le the case started by the G. P. U. (secret that are always on the hair man insist on th&t one. 10 days and if you cant get the police) six years ago. the boys triKScr dry cleaner to appear, it will be were asked what factories they Any traper will understand. would enjoy working in. They The mechanistic" philosophy NEEDLE IN BODY 35 YEARS dropped. There was no subpoena. Ob- chose sports the notion that the brain is goods. Today MARIETTA, O., (U.R) Thirty-fiv- e viously the man never would there are modem, concrete fac- merely another muscle, and by years ago, Mrs. Arthur TibYet the woman left tories producing skating shoes, environment Is exercised and appear. the courtroom apparently satis- skis, skates and sweater suits. developed is very plausible, but betts stepped on a needle- It fied. She had gotten a lot of There are concrete apartment it is a scientific, laboratory no- broke off in her right foot and became imbedded in her satisfaction telling the court houses with dormitories for the tion that is not true. the broken There is that "something flesh. Recently her opinion of the dry cleaner. unmarried men and the 200 unmarried women convicts and that we cannot explain, but needle was removed from her that maxes one man right as foot with the aid of To keep justice moving swiftwe weirdly term it and another photography. More 300 men in than of the - ly, Russia has a system of legal consultants who decide minor the commune have married, man wrong-Thnot were "You old saying, the with full consent of the cases without referring them to The United States imports commune. Their wives are bom to be hung," is a very over court. worth of em$4,000,000 Every crowded apartsmart saying. nearfrom peasant mostly girls ment house has a house board from the broideries Philippines is quite unscientific They have their Althotoit to decide neighborhood diffi- by villages. on annually. Lombrco today own dispute comstores, apartments, culties. There are tables for Free Legal Council at all the munity kitchens and dining his "criminal class psychology, recreation parks and in pub- rooms, dramatic clubs and thelic buildings. In addition Mos- aters. cow has from 60 to 70 district courthouses with rooms for leNo one guards these former NAUSEATING gal advice, before cases get to lawbreakers. They make their court. They are largely patron- own rules, manage their own By W. M. EVERTON ized. schools and business, adjust our is Housing biggest prob- their own pay, their She: You remind me of the woman lawyer in own members. Adiscipline lem, nurDons tamales and fine seas. sanitary the a of court charge preliminary sery, run by trained nurses, acchili tickles the palate. told me. If someone dies or commodates 200 or so children Me: Wild, restless and moves out, everybody in the bom of marriages in this con-yi- ct Deluxe Fountain Service. romaiftic? house quarrels about their proscommune. Barbecue Sand wiches. pective rights to the extra Drunkenness to still a feature. She: No, you just make room. Basement dwellers have Moscow without and going of permission me sick. first choice. Families with chil- their house committees are the dren come next. two most serious offenses. a The largest number of cases factory director told me. You Another thing . that after housing come from ineffi- see, either might tend to throw makes you sick is to get out your tools to do a little ciency in work. That is a mis- one of our boys back into his demeanor. for inefficiency slows old ways or make him meet repair job and then to up fail to have said tools up the Five-YePlan. Men with some of his old cronies. who pretend to marry girls just work. You can be sure of NEXT: How Americans live in to stay with them a brief time Soviet Russia. Next to Palais d Or quality tools if you buy A privileged and then desert them are given class that gets them from Evertons. many things their choice of really marrying Russians cant have, but the long-distan- Hick on the honor roll of football players moot he listed the game of Adolph This Cornflakes. sterling ployer has two great claims to distinction: (1) He is the only linesman in the United States who does not rub his hands together and spit on them just before a kickoff, and never (2) - he stretches his arms high in the air to catch a forward pass It j yards ahead of him, which it k obvious he cannot get. Hull Photo bv John , . ; ed lawyer. If you insisted on hiring a lawyer, he would not be a private one. He would come from This newspaper has said again and again, and repeats, that this brazen attempt to Sovietize the American school system must be defeated. The federal government operates the educational system in Washington, D. C. And the illiteracy rate in the district is just about twice what it is in any western Howdy, folks! President Hoover proposes a $1,800,-000,0home loan plan. Of course, you know what a home is. It's that little building in front of your garage, where you keep the radio. Inc.) If you were arrested in Russia and haled into court, you could not hire a high-pric- one the innumerable Hoover commissions recommends a federal department of education, for the purpose of placing millions of American children under the thumb of bureaucracy. ' 1931, NEA Service, (Copyright, national advisory committee on education A BLANSHARD Staff Writer for NEA Service Sent to and Herald-Journa- l, Soviet Russia Especially For This Series HANDS OFF THE of RUSSiA mediately Afternoon Week-da- y -- IN I enclose my entries above in Yours Faithfully, Name sssesssssessssssissse Street - City '. state.. |