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Show ou i 1 fifamldku TSa A i Week-da- 6AV, D'DJA EvEf? STOP T' TH'MK' TiAT rPRDE.M TOOLE f -- , Afternoon y t Published every week day afternoon, legal holidays, at 75 West Center street, Logan, Utah, by Cache Vahey Newspaper Co, N. Gunnar Rasmuson, president, and entered as second chess matter at the posted f ice ex'-ep- -- Logan, Utah, under the act of March 3, 1279. Subscription price In Cache Valley by mail, $2.50 the year in advance, by currier $3 50 a year In advance or 40 cents the month. Outside Cache Valley, by mail $5.o0 the year. ALL. MADE MAM 3V2LE ? BOY VnHO $T,S wDOO ea 23, 1 9 3 1. BY WILLIAMS OUR WAY field Newspaper Scripps-Ca- ti Every ! SEPTEMBER UTAH, WEDNESDAY, LOGAN, TIIE HERALD - JOURN PAGE TWO act a EM SSI DOkiT VNU--1 , WOO Umonm 00 -- CAslT tud mgcatao.' ee. By Jim Marshall WlMDA MAPP FER A XNV-- ? l elePaumT T'go F ETOE. MAOe ViDbo TV-t- E 'em VAiORv . OOP bizE. AM AE.T ihl A FER and if he came in now and asked you . . but there's that yellow wire you work along with a man aesk . . for years week in and week on the out and you don't know much Ah, whats the use? what's about him or- where he lives the good of kids working like or anything in school and coming inbut you know les a darn heck offic- e- and to a newspaper a darn good scout and good their enthusiasm finding slowly newspaperman. friction of and then he begins to get rubbed off in the a bit tired as they all do in life. and along all this game and hits it out for a hours of pounding the day and night-gett- ing vaeatiorf the goods on some and then one morning moldy politician and rubbings there's a wire on the city desk him out and it says he went out in a and then the kid - with the . . . crash plane spring out of the his step it away to rest up for If he'd come back he'd have abeating few days ' come around to your desk and and ending up in the crash a fag maybe and said because bummed blundered some nit-w- it -time somew here Well, I had a swell ? Its MARNIER FER - - I . QUICK Funeral Held In jTIIK GREAT LAUGH Lewiston Sunday iSHOUTAGH -- ,.t VlA$i WJIG, V, Jltiill, kLlrloie1 rvwwviw.s. A. WHY NOT USE and hed have laughed and Maybe everybody ought to be bummed a match -- and youd kinder to everyone else and have said Havent v got any- more considerate habit? th thing except get to thinking that but theres a yellow wire way youwhen you look back and and it says on the city desk the kind words you - well, it sort of blurs when rempmber might have said but didnt-- i you read it . , . and the little actions you might You start to think back over h:nddOnyeoihdsn0mehow or the days and you remember er youd been a better the afternoon you were trying to the man who went to wri e a piece and he came SQ SUj(ienly in barging AND, LISTEN: Lifes so some- 0 and wanted short and so swiftly gone heaved and or other you tnmg ,,iat here's no time in it the World Almanack at him wastjng opportunities to do and bawled for him to look it jor a goocj turn or say a kindly himself up . along the way. have could L.iwoid maybe you ' were what doing you stopped rm- -r took the lives of more and looked it up for him it wouldnt have taken a than 100,000 Americans in 1929. (Reprinted From The New Houghton Line) Laughter is growing srarrrr everywhere in the world. It may go out of fashion altogether in the United States, The most significant historical fact of recent times is not that there was no laughter in Russia lx? fore the Revolution. It. is that there is no laughter in Russia now. And the most interesting and daihly significant sign of these particular times, is that there is no longer much laughter in the United States. There isn't a iaw against ir.iitn. Hut the mini of social and political feeling is certainly against it. This is disquieting, For America' is full of things and people that certanly will destroy us if they arent laughed out of existence. They only fatten and grow rosy on antagonism and abuse. of Richmond; choir. The interment was In the Clarence Lewiston cemetery. VtL.cr dedicated the grave. ITT Man has from 10 to 100 tlmn than he more brain cap-rl- ty Dr. uses, lirklika, famous Smithsonian scientist, tells us. The brain capacity Is there, but It must be developed Dy study before it can be used -- j Good humor and gaiety are symptoms of a balanced mind. Too frequently in this country we laugh, when we laugh at all, at the wrong things. I know men, for example, who gravely read the writings of Calvin Coobi'ge and laugh at the tragic daily siectacle of new.spaHj- comic strips. A crowd will always laugh at Charlie Chaplin the most poignant figure of tragedy known to the theater. But it seldom laughs at a political speech. Our Cache of Humor Noted silk sfoc kings can be made out of air. 'eaf and v oppe thev can he darned with a or a uunK ui.eart vf of breeze? Invariably the heat things are made by someone who refuses to make anything else. There are many good coffees but the be .15-apto come from those v, ho rcfuoc to make ay-- 1 eriti-jumii- t It Schilling If inf; i of left, has just signed a $1 eontract to supply ail the hunting guides of the I'niti il States with bullet-proo- f suits of armor, to wear while out with amateur hunters. Photo by John T. Quayle. -- Oil!), COO Famous chemist declares that honey in the radiator is an nt substitute for alcohol. A honey ;n the back seat wont keep the radiator lrorn fr"c,:nig, however. ex-ce- lii - Seliillluy voiivt I hr- - Justice is blind, but too bhnd to distinguish the defendant who has and the one who lo-t- hi nke. One thing leitain is that when a people forget how to laugh (hey will he ill danger of losing "uich including iheir liberties. Morning FORD, Ariz. Sept. Heavy floods, sweeping over the Gila desert, washed away the soil and left the shaft of the Last Chance mine sticking 251 feet into the air today. The shaft, rich in silver, is being attacked from the outside, with sealing ladders, and good ore values are reported. Work is hampered because there are no sides left to artificial and the shaft sides of timber have had to br constructed. Hank Dwedney, owner of the mine, was in the bottom of the shaft when the flood swept by. He walked out onto level ground as the water receded. ' I Meet YE DIARY F.arlie home and Babie Brew With the hunting seas'in only making mud pies on the kitcha few weeks awav. Alonzo Flea-hil- e, en floor, hcr mother did sent- A Balkan revolutionist with a bomb mav merely be giving hornhlv distorted expressions to an impulse thal might have been (fetter expressed in laughter if he had laughed in time. Russia never learned to It succumbed laugh. It succumbed easily to tyranny. If we in America do even more easily to fanaticism. rot soon mover something of our old sense of humor . we shall he Coffee. STONY seldom between a bank-lo- 'i is dead , ence her to spend 10 minutes in the bedroom, and I do look mighty stern, albeit not so stern, when I do spv the little tike, thinking we be not No More Gas In Stomach and Bowels If you wish to be permanently rewatching her stick out her small lieved of (fas m stomach and bowels, red tongue at us saucilr. But take Baalnuinn's Cas Tablets, which the fat cherub, in the are prepared espciallv for stomach gee ail the bad effects resulting from lonely bedroom, both soon lose and pressure her bravado and doth sob out ga That empty, gnawing feeling at the will disappear; that loud, saving: Im such a nice pit of the stomach nervous fueling with neart palanxious, little girl, an' mama an' papa will vanish, and you will again pitation so I'm mean to me. are going able to take a deep breath witaout right over to grandmother's; discomfort. Thst drowsy, sleepy feeling after she knows how to treat a little d nnr will be replaced by a desire for childc! And Lord! this do be rneiirsnmcnt. Bloating will cease. arms and fingers will no more than I can stande, and I our limbs, feci cold and go to sleep' bedo go in and fetch the small longer use Bnolmann a Cas Tablets out of her prison, and ,as from tnteifrnnT wih the prevent. jacknaprstear-wUat the genuine, in the vellow park albeit ft her face, kss Tri-$1 do be most exceedingly bad lor gc, at any good drug store, Alt For Aale By disTo with heck Logan discipline. Druggists cipline, say 1! -. circuia-Mon- et e A school is to be opened in Washington to teach new con- - wsm Why do millions more people ride on Goodyear Tires f . . . Latest Improved Supnrtni-- ot us show 1 GOODYEAR Cord Tires t j on the a new finer quality buiVIs thatjuuget hecausedootlycar MU LIONS MORE tires low price Super fu i.tf ( oid Tires the Ollier size equally low Cuaruuteed S 4.10-2- 4 1 :;o.2ii 4.7Vt'f is (2fl.t0) (2'i i 50) . T.-2- . . lillWY DUTY :iu"i I Pair 9s $ 9 5(1 til 12.9(1 b.iT IK 70 139 T R U U k. T 7 " 7.' 1 6.00-'- l C'2? 0t) 1 11 . . . . . R I S $17 9', 2'i.7.', 29 97 ivn UK i:r . :i cii io) Price l i2'v 7 07 7.17 4.70-2- 1 I 7 U9v( III) 4 77-2- 0 S 1.30) iilv 1.70) S3 90 9.17 (29t.77t 9 Guaranteed .7.00 20 U'9v.00) ( !07.0P) Tire Repairing 7 27-2- 1 ( 7 7 27) 11.10 3 70-i- (2'3 711) 1 7(1) 1 3.00-1- i s I IM1I i s HUE 9 s 3.70-1- 9 0 00-2- 0 (2"7 ( !2K 0?) I consider this wonderful a mold and I assure you my next Think ahead when you are considering the purchase of an automobile and consider wli.it it will he like after thouill you still he. satisfied? Will sands of miles of driving. a still its ear? say you great If it's a lord, you know everything will he O. K. It will he taking you there anil hack in good style, just as it lias always done. And you will have saved many important, worth-whildollars in cost of operation and and low yearly depreciation. e up-kee- p 430 Small cars, big cars they all wear more Goodyear Tires than any other kind. The measure of value in a product may accurately be gauged by its volume of sales. You owe it to yourself to know the reasons why Goodyear Tires lead all others so greatly. Ye can show you! car This is just one of many tributes to ihe reliability and long life of the Ford. A Ford ow tier in low u tells of driving' his Ford 73,000 miles in a single year. Another writes of 120,000 miles of good serviee. $ fAfrri f ro $ Virus 640 pie frrtpht and thUver. Hamper ard spare fir Ion cov, (onunirnt rtnnomutil t:me payments can 6 arranged, bee your dealer .,r 5 Service Motor Co. 9 10 1.30 00 13.70 2 Blair Motor Co. 55 West First North ssasswmoaeKaminmmem , will also be a Ford. l.O.D. Detroit 4.:0-2i- 4.10-2- nrr slopped except punrinrcs. 9 Trade in old Tires 455 It has The brakes were relincd at 101.000 miles. My gas mileage averaged 21 miles to llie gallon, and on tires, 19,000 miles per fire. I tr.wel inountainou. and flat. oxer all kinds of road condition 2X14.75) AY Ml I 75-1- H, 1928, ami lias been run 121,767 on ihr, road for repairs of any kind viial-oev- er Ford was purchased May My miles. f T i: l! A it o it y T Other kics in Propoi tion 911 6 67 . :i2i & I arh "b t21.7V) t IK". 2D 30x3' j Keg. t 1. r. . t. new SlLFDN those who sell them, definitely have settled the question as to whose tires are the best values? Carolina: .55 Improved Lifetime it because Whin you buy a Ford there are two things you never liavo to worry about. One is reliability. The other is long life. Heres an interesting letter from a Ford owner in North not a cent extra! RS E AI.I.-WEATH- The last whisper in Style, Mileage, major improvements Guaranteed GOODV isnt the people who buy tires, rather than New Improved GOODYEAR PATHFINDER A FORD V) News item declares the next wife; shes a good girl in to the ambassador way, but she don't he! he! Chinese United States will be Alfred Sze. weigh much! - Photo by Orson Ryan. Sze you! hands. is in Why My Next Car will be 23. 105 the hcr thing to do with the moods of popular violence about vvhah the newspapers are forever wringing their - M -- ," d, c; Stony Ford their Gertie. bandit, 3000 A. D. pounds, tes-- 1 tified that she was sick and tired of her having in- husband her troduce tv friends by snickering: Theft isnt enougn laughter about. And its gradual suppression from one cause or another may have some- tttc? there. - GUN MOLL SLAYS MATE! only t and the hist whether it be great or This Way At lms-st.uL- ui c cheap coffee even 'for those who are content with it. Whatever the difference between' t is to draw of archaeologist This is Goldtooth excavates a beautiful brtbbcil-hai- r gre i mound of human teeth, he who shot and will know he has discovered the1 hcr kje(j she oi an ancient football sal,KStcr l. Murband, derous .Mike McGoof. The g u n nuns who bride, Auger, irony or even cold logic may lie in varying degrt.es effective Qualities of social and political Bat, laughter rousing, carefree, contagious is the most terribly efficient weapon that can be brought to the defense of sanity and jiotiee. 'It is the one thing that all fools and scoundrels fear. t is unanswerable. And it is prompted by instinctive perceptions sharper and swifter than reason. It rises, or it should rise, instantly and automatically against all those who-wavs seem opposed to the dignily or the equilibrium of hunan life. whole-hearte- I The next school to be opened in this country will be to teach salmon how to swim. 4 thing but the good. That happens to be Schilling the only coffee matter who refuses to produce it gressmen how When the the year is the fashion in America to util the British humorless. But the English have the most rohiist sense of humor known in these times. They laugh, as nil intelligent people should, at most of their statesmen. dheir trouble is that they never laughed huullv Punch is a reallv funnv paper. It Their enough. invents at least one new joke every three years. It the best? It Happened ! pay- r is small folks! Howdy, ilicuiist says synthetic You might expect it to laugh a little at itself on Election Day. But it never does. apt to be l 1. - w right minute - Neither this newspaper, nor any of Its stockholders or officials has any connection whatever, directly or indirectly, with any political party, public utility, real estate promotion or other private business except the publication of newspapers devoted solely to disinterested public service. LEWISTON Funeral services of Mrs Leonard E. Lily were held Sunday afternoon in the Third ward chapel with Bishop W. Marler L. conducting. Prayers were offered by Henry Wiser. Samuel Talbot and Speakers were II. H Danielson. William Jamison. Harris Pond. M. E. Kent and Bishop Marler. Mumc was as follows: choir; duet by Mrs. Glen Wiser and MioS Vella Buttars; duet. Mrs. Cunning- Anna Bair and Merle x T pretty tough, all - Proclaim liberty thruout the land Gilman, Nlcoll & ftutnman, Speuar Representatives San Francisco office, 525 Market St.; Chicago oliire, 41o N. Michigan Ave.; New York office, 19 W. 44th St.; Boston oifiee, 13 Tremont St.; Detioit ofice, 1120 Fisher Bldg. R. W. MARTIN, Advertising Managrr OTTIS PETERSON, Managing Editor THE TRUTH A BLAME EM. Ford Products PI ION l 211 330 NO. MAIN |