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Show Fog Tlmt-Thurdo- July 15, 1982 y, PISCES (Feb. 20) Lower back pain shouk not last long. Your vacation may be interrupted by minor problems. Dont get upset and confused. Relax and take care of business. GENERAL: As many of you know, I not only do astrology columns but I am also a professional psychic. One of the things that you may not be aware of is that many psychics have been working with the police for many years. This has been a guarded secret for a very long time because the police dont want to be thought of as kooks and the psychics fear retaliation. I feel that its time to let you know so that you too may help. The more psychics or people who are aware of and use their psychic ability, the less crime. At present I am working on cases of missing children. Pray for the that they will be recovered. We need as much positive energy as possible to continue on with our fight against crime. Peace and light to all of you, the missing children, our president and our great earth. Mary. r. ARIES (Mar. 19) Dynamite times are ahead. Youll be located missing objects. Make your time count. Keep pursuing your personal plans. Your efforts will be rewarded. 20) Concentrate your energies on what youre TAURUS (Apr. doing now and how it will affect your future. Misplaced objects turn up. You will be concerned about your job but worrying doesnt help. 20) Back strains are very possible. Family can be GEMINI (May difficult. If you're looking for work look close to home. Use your common sense in all that you do. It will pay off. CANCER (June 22) Bad temper benefits no (me. Youll enjoy the summer evenings. Its a very peaceful time for you. Dont overindulge in food or drink. Singles will be meeting someone special. LEO (July 22) People will be gossiping about you. Its okay, you're used to it and can handle it. It will help you in the long run. New experiences delight and surprise you go dining and dancing. VIRGO (Aug. 22) Get things in order. Take care of loose ends. You need the extra free time before criticizing others look deep within yourself. A young person will offer to help you. LIBRA (Sept. t. 22) Enjoy the beauty of summer, go to the country and get away from it all. Regulate your time and let nature be your friend. Antiques are a good investment for you. SCORPIO (Oct. 21) You have been very sincere in your feelings with other prople. You have been maturing at a very rapid rate which has been benefiting yourself and others. SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 21) Reading books and kicking back seem to be your thing. Peace and serenity surround you. Car problems again seem to develop but you have things under control. ACAPRICORN (Dec. 19) Visiting and travel highlight this week. Listen to your intuition. Outside influences can be deceiving. Watch your step. A member of the opposite sex tries your patience. 18) Chest pains can be uncomfortable, their not AQUARIUS (Jan. serious but check with your doctor. Travel can be hazardous, be watchful in relationships. Remember youre No. 1. Zl-A- erendipity Ports by 2l-Ju- v. c. 22-Ja- b. Dale Simons I ALL BIBLICAL TEAM The Lord told Moses to come forth but he stumbled over an organic frisby and came fifth Book of Hag. The America is really into the team concept and we love to read about the all league team, the all region team, and the all state team. Even more than we like to see our names mentioned as a member of one of these honor teams, and so that malice toward none and with tongue firmly in cheek I present the following all biblical football team : Quarterback Solomon, who would be better qualified to call signals than man generally recognized as the wisest in history. He barely beat out David who was a better thrower and had an arm like a sling shot. Left halfback Judas, because of his leadership ability, strength, and courage, and he could also throw passes on the option play. A master faker and a deceitful runner . Judas again, who was as two faced as anybody and Right halfback had the ability to fool the opposition. Fullback John the Baptist, whose aggressive personality moved him frequently thru hostile surroundings. A hard trainer who watched his diet and only lost his head once in many seasons. Ends Paul, who covered a great deal of territory as the greatest missionary in the New Testament, and Anak, not so well known but a giant who was difficult to defend against. Tackles Goliath, a mountain of a man at ten feet tall and Samson, the strongest man in the Bible. Anyone who could push down the pillars of a temple should be able to pass Mock, as long as the coach has no rules about long hair. Samson was known for his secret weapons and was once penalized for hiding the jaw bone of a donkey in his jersey sleeve with which he maimed his opponents from Philadelphia. Guards Moses, who after leading the Israelites out of Egypt by parting the Red Sea, ought to be able to pull out of the line and lead interference, and Jonathan, a strapping warrior endowed with great team spirit, particularly in games' against the Philistines. Center Peter, a center of strength who Jesus himself praised by saying on this rock he would build his church. Coach Christ, who always taught team unity, who gave every man an equal opportunity to make the team, and always taught fair play and good sportsmanship. Owners The Disciples, who even at the Last Supper were arguing over who was the greatest in the kingdom. Assistant Coaches James and John, who seemed to be stalwarts" and never wavered from the head coaches plan. Also doubting Thomas, who would not believe unless he saw it with his own eyes. Every coaching staff needs a doubter. Officials All the Scribes and Pharasees who were very hypocritical by nature and were willing to work for thirty pieces of stiver. They were arrogent enough to be good officials. On the outside they were like a Mack and whited wall, but on the inside they were full of teams bones and of maggots. President of the Fan Club Da than, who wavered back and forth with loyalty between Moses and the Egyptians depending on who was winning. Water boy Noah, who seemed to be able to accumulate and distribute great amounts of water for the benefit of all. So there you have it the All Biblical football team. There were others who could have been chosen but their agents didnt do a good enough job. who hated wind Simon Says: Isnt it amazing how all those now were into and when are they jogging? playing sprints laps Simon Says No. 2: Even in Biblical times all the coaches had a scheme for winning games that did not work. A non-sto- bird p called for a more curlew can fly 2,000 miles. than Mountain Fuels Home Energy Evaluation can show you how. 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