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Show -- U; When Gov. Landon Vacationed in the West jt! C5' Mind Over Matter Ml nothing of a tea oi dinner cloth, buffet or vanity eet, all of which grow little by little as you crochet a simple medallion in humble string. Repeated and joined they make stunning heirlooms." In pattern 8560 you will find TH'j 'IPS Cut t Uj V ( 1 s 3kwh& about ,rf: t V"" t A1 War Debt Buprtn AC f o -- r W, f f 1 lP i v. i , . : r Wn L, - t 4 We didn't know what we were get- favtag.Cebb tin tot0 when too stuck around long after the fighting ended In, d 1918. Make me think of a labor batallion who went on the loose at Brest on Armistice day. d A top sergeant rounded them up: Get to work on dem freight piles," he commanded. 'But de mess all done over," deAnd us boys clared a spokesman. only enlisted fur de duration of de war." Lissen," barked the sergeant de war may be over, lak you spe--j cifles, but fur tich ez you de dura-- 1 tion aint hardly started." -- Admiral Hepburn Commands U. S. Fleet Worlds Record Sets for Fastest Typing t ;c 1 .S' t j cago under the sponsorship of the International Commercial Schools" association," and set S amateur record of 108.7 a minute. Typists from .stat.es competed. worlds many 8568 Perfection Is No Trifle make perfection, and perfection is no trifle. Tho Affaire du coeur. (F.) of the heart. A mensa et thoro. (L.) Trjfles Affair From bed and board. Ben trovato. (It.) Well invented. Chacun a son gout. (F.) Every man to his taste. Contretempts. (F.) An awk-ward incident; mishap. ( Delenda est Carthago. (L.) Carthage must be destroyed. Ecco homo! (L.) Behold the man! Falsus in uno, falsus in omnibus. (L.) False in one point, false in all. Garde du corps. (F.) Body--J guard. In aetemum. (L.) Forever. Je ne sais quoL (F.) I know not what. to San Francisco 1 rawla- - J I IS' ku L AFTER YOU EAT? After you (mull a meal can you ha aura of regular, succesaful elimination) Get rid of waats material that cauaes gas, acidity, headache. Take Milnetia Waters for quick, pieaaant elimination. Each wafer equal 4 teaspoonfula of milk of magnesia. 20c, 35c & 60c at drag Korea. way lira (roa Ogdea w Sah Lak City, good is coach sc chair can, Om $32 ROUNDTRIP Los is Asgelaa, $31 Is Saa Fraaciaco ia itaadard Pstlwaa Low far ia toauiai (phi btrlh). Pull mam, to. Tw Wscs sf French Hotels Man Eats a Ton OVER the woes of the French' I IF, According to science, a healthy hotels, anybody catches me shedding a tear. It'll come out youth weighing 10C pounds, eats of an eyedropper and not from 20 times his own weight during the year. A ton a year is what I the heart Fm thinking particularthe average man is said to conRivsoulful and of the romantic ly sume. Think how appalling it I Is iera, which, under the surface. to see one's years aljust as romantic as an adding ma- would be of bread and butter, chine and soulful as a cash regis- lowance steak and tomato catchup, potater. sx voids col-we- hard-boile- Hiss Gioconda Zumpano, twentwith y, of Salt Lake City, shown hi trophy after she won an amat- eur typing contest held in Chi- Pattern Free Read the offer made by the Poatum Company In another part of this paper. They will tend a full week's supply of health giving Poatum free to anyone who wrltea for It Adv. 1 right i in Girl jSalt lake City ;0?j Veek's Supply of Poatum . Foreign Words and Phrases V Park, Colo. Gov. Alf M. Landon and. his family, pictured on the lawn of their summer Estes Park, where the Republican nominee spent several weeks recently. Left to right: Landon, Peggy Landon, John Cobb Landon, Nancy Jo Landon, Mrs. Landon. fvV so out I large wontl "Companys coming! the best doubtl If the with you bedspread, forget this, wait till one of dressers matching scarf, both these debtor coun- crocheted this easy way. Youll to be tries gets in a fresh have reason - indeed, to say of this turns to lacy and pair, proud jam Uncle Sam for succor end. brother,1 . you can spell that last word the other wey and still be oj 'A!.' 4 ' Jbap.1 st But Americans I ? summarizing governmental finance (or the fiscal year. Secretary Morgenthau' doesn't even list the thirteen thousand millions of dollars, owed to us by defaulting for- -' eign nations. ' complete instructions for making the square shown; an illustration of It and of all the stitches needed; material requirements. To obtain this pattern send fifteen cents in stamps or coins (coins preferred) to The Sewing Circle, Household Arts Dept., 259 W.Fourteenth St., New York, N. Y. Write plainly pattern number, your name and address. tf-- SA.NT7 MONICA, CALIF, 4 c ? "fj i Can we bring ourselves to believe that this Mind was made only for the body, the greater for the less, the unlimited and evergrowing Spirit for a short-live-d organization of dust? Can it be that a power of Intellect, so unmeasured and exhaustless in its range, has been brought into being merely to drudge for an animal existence? How could such waste of Mind be reconciled with the wisdom of the Uncreated Mind! W. E. Channing. train daily. Southern Pacific PHOTOGRAPHY r amallnr, I Boll IVToloprJ ...lit ala btmtlf ul n).rKffmnt from your roll t'a. Wlaoswrfa Phataabae, Wast Man, Wla, For iujormalion, tee or mitt D. K. Owes, Central Agent 41 So. Main St Salt Lai City, toes and salad and rice pudding There, where E. Phillips Oppen-heionce delighted to op" and laid end to end! the Yankee suckers rushed in, ready for their skinning and never disappointed is the original home e and the of die deft "Admiral Arthur J. Hepburn (left) who took over the post of mastndnnic overcharge. There I've commander-ifi-cfueof the United' States fleet ffom Admiral Joseph teen f many a mistake made in the M. Reeves (right). Admiral Reeves had held the post for two years. bill and never yet one in favor of The ceremony took place aboard the battleship Pennsylvania, flag- the customer. KtYlS AN1MSIDE STORY OF M ship of the fleet, at San Pedro, Calif. G-MFORMER ACE Influenza Complications the last bedside bulletin, gINCE MELVIN PURVIS, theyoung souls have inquired, NURSES PRESIDENT lawyer who became Amethat I am offering a supplemental who ace rica's of the work the on wrecking report directed the capture of crew. Pretty Boy" Floyd, First I cracked an ear drum. Then this Baby Face" Nelson, and (Cries of Whose?") other public enemies. Mr. clinging California influenza moved Purvis reveals here methslightly south by west within your used in capturing crim-insl- t. ods now So Fve area. correspondent's Names have, of a of throat the hands into fallen course, been changed. specialist .vt A fine fellow but easily satisfied OS MTMtH ON GUMO 4S IMt OUT OI In the matter of entertainment Hia MrM.cosKiALnMiMtaNuM.wmaM ia conversation idea of a sprightly MAPSFNCO SON TMPf f Vf SKI VO TWO- to hold down my tongue with s r' spoon and have me say ah." What I claim is, when youve heard one Ah, you've heard em all. But he fairly hangs on my words. There's a gleam in his eye I dont like. Hes beginning to crave my MMTM0S( mCK API tonsils. 'oks AHO CLOSE TOOtTHER 3038 W WNU short-chang- tint AN Students Bodies Light Bulbs G-M- an Dil-Ung- - J u -- ! it uttfl--9 MUVIM PURVIS BRINGS OUT THK IWVlilW--t w i i3 University of Utah students demonstrate a unluqe machine they Resigned and built Using their bodies as wires and their hands as tight sockets, they Illuminate lamp bulbs and neon tubes. Leonard G. Walker of the (left) and Glenn G. Davis (right) are JUSTUKt TW AND PUT rr MTHt SAMS WOMB NOW. BOB CSV IN TOUCH WITH THAT COAST GUANO PATHOL BOAT. L .. Js V THSff MANS TMff WMOf Vf MAM tmou SMUTS WAS CARRYIMG A HEAAY BUROOty Taking Political Sidet. some entirely DAY : patriot who is snuggled up close to the throne or hopes soon to be, proclaims: Landon is as synthetic as a rubber duck. Roosevelt is Miss 'Amelia Grant of New the only hope of an imperiled peoto the presi- ple. What price a constitution when York was National Organiza- we can have frankfurters? the of dency another gentleman, Nursing Tomorrow tion for Public Health who likewise is as unbiased as a without opposition. bursts forth with somespite-fencthis: like thing ik , machine. NOT 7 a a a WNITIMO. r AHA ! WfU MAKl ANOWItH fair-mind- MIDNIGHT THAT NIGHT ed e, J Roosevelt and your country forever is wrecked. Landon alone can save our threatened institutions. A real statesman. He eats in the kitchen end hates to wear neckties. Meanwhile, Mr. Roosevelt remains calm and seemingly confident Governor Landon remains calm and seemingly hopeful, Re-ele- ct American Poloists Retain Westchester Cup a a a 5 t CCSFS! Ilf JUtflOSt BAOGg AW PUTV0U) NAMf ON mg AW OFftCIAl JUMOR sou-- also stNo you mt no, Bcirac book ih mu au about ' The Twe Opposing Cam pa THE Republican side there temporarily Is a lulL Incredl- ble though It sounds. CoL Theodore Roosevelt. Jr., Is not getting ready to run for anything. Later reports may change this. Organizing the speaking bureau for the Democrats, Chairman Rayburn does not list amoog the chosen orators the name of hia most distinguished fellow - Texan. In vaudeville It breeds e laugh when the second half of the sketch makes the wrong answers, but politics is an it be something else again, that Uncle Jack Gamer has become the Gracie Allen of his sex? Only talk! they do let Grade A writer who Isnt taking sides N 5Y$-'CIStLS- !JmM At, KNO YWJ tie secNCT cusa sacRiT coma xis bums. aansM O MAN OUGHT ID MOW...M1NXTI0NS oPtnxnvt! OStNAnvt ano IvtN no onus wow to o( git one sscNrotvcnrjUMon wwt... ID KCOMC A N0VM0 ON MOW also mt WC cataum tsujno bovs nfl Perm stwo ths coupon now! SECRET OF POST TOASTIES EXTRA GOODNESS REVEALED -- wonders et length whether the g qualihomespun suspender-wearin- can overbalance ties of Gov. Landon the melodious and limpid lines of President Roosevelt For this problem the appropriate musical accompaniment would seem to be, Poet and Peasant ij, , Duche of Gloucester presents maten am, Winston F. C. Guest, after the second t the Hurlingham dub in London. rf'Se series won by the Americans L CoyrrlaAL IKVDC COBB. WNU SarvloK Sd iwo Poal Toaade padcajr K Halna op, with coapoa at risl. Parria. Hall aaod rom ha oficuJ Janiof tU how bads, hia b.s book lhal and a cataios to baeoai a Junior f OTHtZ SWELL F8EI PUZES1 TO J0BI: , JFjhose golden-brow- n in Bora Bad (risha) sad Girl Dinaioe Bads (abort). Boch bay ar of pot iabad daaisa, sold-broa- a INVISIBLE SET WWT-IN- a (Ia C car-to- With abora.) Cad-a-srap- b ! ad ia Un. Eitbar oaafrta toe S Poat Toaadas fockas aop. yaa caa Makaaaaaa nd4 fnt for Peat Teaatits tartaii top. tit PofJ could talk theyd tell you ubf theyre ao good thtt folks everywhere call them "The Beast Corn Flakes! Theyd tell you bow they are made from the sweet, tender little hearts of the corn, where most of the flavor how every delicious is stored flake f s toasted doth la crisp to keep its crunchy goodness longer in I or cream. And how extra good they are with die luadous, juicy fruits that are in season now! You'll like them for luncheon, toot Ask Mother to get ytttr Post Toasties now the price is low. Aed join Melvin. Purvis, Junior Corps! G-M- . A rST CEKA-IU- M BY mu nm new post msnts psckace. THEBE ARE MCHEY HOUSE TOTS ON EVEBT SOL CLIP COUPON NOW! WNTT MELVIN PURVIS, tn I Paat TsasttaK Batfla Craak. Mcfc. Toaatias yack-H- A lupi. pImhi tend Bf codoaarPoat checked below. Check whether boy ( ) or sui ( ) As ( ) ( ) Membmhip Bads (aettd 2 pack- i lopa) ( ) Invisible Wridas Om6 (aaad S packasatopa) CPa teerect fettate tm fcMrr) NamK. Sera Ch- y- jStaac ! |