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Show MAGNA TIMES. MAGNA. UTAH dame win lose two. three, football games ext faU. Nothing particularly wrong with the Irish, it's the sched- Notre Keeping Up ule . , , Mere National League clubs .are complaining bitterly about umpiring this season than at any time within the memory of Mike Jacob has aa anman critics swer for those three-cen- t who claimed that U was toe much dncaL Bis for a Schmeling-Looi- s tax statement reveals that be peddled 4.709 of the dneate and only 1,800 of the $3 variety , . . Dave Rabb, sensational young center forward of the New York (soccer) Hakoahs, Is the sen of a Brooklyn rabbi. Even Van Mungo and the Dodg. ers get along better than Lefty Ntw Turk P L WXU SrYl-Grove and hit Boston teammites . . , There is a whisper that AI Weill will succeed Tom McArdle as matchmaker for the club occasionally known as the Twentieth Century . . . Mike McTigue will be one of the guests of honor when the Claremens association has its Almoment the reporter moonlight tali on June 9 Ihit UNTIL woo the tile of the though they have been atn acting look banner crowds to the Burnt Mills party. Having nothing else to forward to except a light after Sunday polo games, Princeton's millionaire mallet swingers have to perform boob date with torn babies, his hosts were spreading under assumed names. That is because the university trustees themselves with appreciation. An this made the reporter very, have blue law notions. very happy. "Poor little lonesome Bill Mehlhorn Is an boys." he thought "AU the way out there by themselves with noArdent Baseball Fan body even close. Probably it does hua to have them a lot of good BUI Mehlhorn, the golfer, utoe man being catch up with them now and then. Why. I oughta give them la n baseball fan. When he Isnt " them eft a break an whaling the tee or sinking a Then he popped the question and "NJ birdie, nothing got what many another guy has pleases him more gotten for taking similar liberties. than to watch the waCharley Raffing sought the aations! of the pastime ter cooler at the other end . . . Both the Cards dugout Lea Gehrig remembered Cube say the and that he had immediate business to that Jimmy Ripple attend to in the clubhouse. Lefty would be ef far Gomes hid behind his ears. Probmore assistance to ably ao one ever will know bow the Giants if ke McJoe after what happened right played deeper . . . Carthy booted that grounder in BUI Mehlhora Lieutenant Colonel hteelton twenty years ago. Abe HoUow, Colonel So, humming sadly about Just be- Wldeners took the fashion aide, who ing one of those smartie plate title away from the glamorbreaks up all the parties, the re- ous Kansas Price at Aqueduct last porter dragged himself Into exile. week. Did it with a bright orange Since then he has been wondering suit . . . Olympic statisticians note about that question, though. AU that it wiU take 80 tons of meat he asked was: and poultry, 17 tons of fish, 120 "Gents a coupla seasons ago tons of vegetables, 55 tons o flour, there was moren a coupla rumors 17 tons of butter, 34,000 gallons of to the effect that a milk, 280,000 eggs, 32,000 oranges fat mss was over- 52,600 grapefruits and 105,200 lemshadowing your ons to feed the athletes during two liven and bank weeks of competition, Thj lembooks. Now, 1 ons, no doubt, wiU be obtained free see you're sU sun- of charge . . . The only woman shine again. Just Jo key in Japan had her license between the bunch revoked when the Jcpartirent of f of us, would any of Agriculture ruled that "the .nixing f you like to chirp as of sexes on the turf may lead to how Babe Ruth undesirable results. has helped elevate Some of Colonel Ruppert's very yon to your present friends insist that the Yankees good blithe position? to trade Lefty Gomez several tried woeBut, to avert weeks ago . . . Bookie Tim U dont ful doings, the reporter must un- read the damn Mara sounds dertake to supply the answer him- like a bruken paper)of record George Giv-o- t self. when he lays down the law to " Undoubtedly Joe Di Maggio, best his Turf and Gridiron Club folrookie of several years, has filled lowers. He dese, dos and duns the a dire outfield need. Tony Laz-ze- poor little bookies to death . . . supplies a shrewd steadying Before he took baseball seriously influence. Frankie Crosetti. living the Cubs' Tex Carleton used to be up tq predictions that once seemed a rodeo official down in Fort Worth. Was a scurekeeper, setting down unlikely to be realized, may really be the spark plug of the team. Lou the times and records for calf ropGehrig's hitting is ."But enough ing and similar events . . . Just of such things. It is senseless to for the sake of argument if the call the roll while singling ou each rule concerning the maximum player responsible for the clubs amount of hand bandages had not access. been enforced, wouldn't Schmel-in- g have been able to hit harder, The point is that the dead-nned Yanks of a year or two ago also tuu? abounded with single individuals of Crew coaches continue the most far more than average worth. Yet hard boiled of all sporting gents they ever were failing in the clutch. before a race and the rhrillest Now they are far out iu the lead of squawkers afterwards As usuthe American League parade. The al, Yale supplies th Leader . . . reason for their success you can Even though he was quite n foot twist it shout and also obtaiu the rarer years ago, oblivion seems to disastrous dope roberrning the gold be catching up with Bill Bingham, embroidered Red Sox is that Joe Harvard Olympic delegate . . . McCarthy is not milling along wltb Note to the boys of the Huron Basea collection of start. He is head- ball club Sorry, but your eara did not arrive in time. Hope Hans ing a team. Being an old Babe Ruth boy, I Wagner made a swell speech . rather hate to admit this, but it is Buddy Hassett crooned so handthe truth. During his two final sea- somely at the birthday party tossed sons with the club, and even last by Mrs. Jimmy (once Lady Eaves) year when the memory of his Jordan for Mrs. Frenchy Bordagar-amighty deed still lingered, there that the Broadway light clubs was tension,' a divided loyalty in again are waving contracts at the clubhouse and dugout Brooklyn first sacker . . . Jazz It was a State of affairs, this con- Rogers, once a Baltimore baseball flict between a manager and a official, now rubs 'a seafoo house dominant personality, which nei- on Forty-thirStreet, New York ther the Babe nor McCarthy could . . . Bobby (Manhattan F. C.) and handle. No doubt both of them sin- Tommy (Flushing Juniors) Roberts cerely deplored it and struggled can hardly help being socc- -r stars. for some proper mingling of team Their dad was one of the worlds spirit. But the conflict nnd the In- best when he played outsidf right evitable destruction of bright for Barrow-i- Furness forty years chances existed Just' as nrely as or so ago. n similar ug of purposes still exWhat wife of what celebrated ists among the Red Sox and at said "Hunh, if her husballplayer Ebbets Field. band conld pitch as well as she Now the young men come alive dresses we certainly wonid have in the dugout They round first won n lot more kail games this A celebrated base, seeking to give extra value year? sports to their hits as they did in the organisation, now having unexpectpalmiest days of Murderer's Row. ed trouble with several other venHeads which formerly were occu- tures, will bid for the Dodgers if pied only w.th figuring individual the price can be knocked down low At least one Hearst averages now are bobbed determin- enough. edly in front of second basemen A. C. luminary feels that the public milkJ long enough and seeking to complete double plays. Even the pitchers . But per that the next big show night very haps it would be best to stop here well bo run without the charity in the midst of undoubted glad angle. " cess. Marshall Duffield, former South- More than likely the Yankees era Coliforma quarter back, is a would have a similar tidy lead if member of the crew of Adore, one Rath bow were manager and Mc- of the entrants In th4 current yacht Carthy was sitting an his Buffalo recs from California to Hawaii, hack porch. As one of the snoot , , . Adore is owned by Lee Tracy persistent torchlight beanrs la the of the movies. , , , Dolph Csmilli. Bambino procession, I think that billies' first baseman, uses three tb would. gloves a season. Wif ... Ruth Removal Aids Yanks, but He, Too, Couldve Done Job I i i if i WV i I p ... t y i c WMU ssrvlca. Auto Engineers Study Effects of Motor Vibrations . , rf i Humans Best Fitted to Stand Vertical Shocks WHITE SULPHUR W. VA. Trans- SPRINGS, verse vibration, or sidesway, causes motor car riding annoyance quicker than ( any other type of vibration, it was disclosed here at the meeting of the Society of Automotive Engineers. Prof. H. M. Jacklin, Purdue university authority, told of his studies of motor car vibrations with an Instrument for measuring accelerations. The apparatus turns mere human guesses about riding comfort into facts and figures. . First using a shaking table In his laboratory and test subjects seated on hard type rattan street car seats. Professor Jacklin found the following comparison between the three possible types of vibration transverse (sidesway), longitudinal and vertical. Vertical It I 4 Irongltudlntl 41 s.t 11 TrtMTirH The figures represent an arbitrary scale devised by Professor Jscklin which gives a measure of vibration tolerated with only disturbing results. The Important thing is that the human body will tolerate nearly twice as much longitudinal vi- bration as transverse, and nearly 13 times as much vertical vibration as tansverse or sidesway. Reactions to Discomfort Going from the laboratory to driving In real cars. Professor Jacklin used a specially chosen test group of observers whoso records in the laboratory indicated that they were nearly normal In their reactions to riding discomfort. Particular attention was given to "disturbing" vibrations which Professor Jacklin defines as, You note organs or parts of your body have neater vibrations than you, yourself, and you try to prevent this by tightening certain mus- F'in cles. tf r - Discovery ?)s -- K: THERE'S A BIG DIFFER- rr Mtf i ...and ENCE BETWEEN GENUINE PE K0 gym EDGE JAR RINGS AND ORDINARY TO I ROe. RUBBERS, 7-- 2 The canyons are cut deep into sea bottom off the middle Atlantic region of the United States. They lie to the southwest of the great submarine Hudson canyon, which continuef the Hudson valley far under the ocean from the mouth of the present Hudson river. 7,006 Feet Below Sea. Greatest depth of the floors of the three canyons is 7,000 feet below sea level. Their walls rise above this level 1.000, 1,500 and 2,000 feet respectively The deepest of the three is the southernmost. This canyon is located approximately off Toms river, New Jersey, and cuts back into the continental shelf for about three miles. The other two terminate headward below the shelf margin. All of these canyons extend directly down the continental shelf slope in the direction which would be expected of streams if the sea level were lowered, and their shapes are decidedly those of stream-cu- t canyons. Scientist Makes Soundings. Professor Shepard has plotted the 4,700 soundings of the recent Hudson canyon survey on a large scale. He states: "This is the most by Chemist Like Peas in Cannery ST. LOUIS. It is now- possible for the chemist to sort out molecules, as a canning factory grades peas by passing them D Bull SymdlcaW. Jhrough sieves, by using cellulose membrane of the kind employed to wrap cigarettes. How the holes in transparent cigarette wrapping material can be varied in size to allow such sorting was described by Prof. James W. McBam and Dr. R. F. Stuewer of Stanford university before the Thirteenth Colloid Symposium of- - the American Chemical society here. Openings Are Adjusted. "The holes, said the scientists, "may be adjusted smaller and smaller so that it is possible to put a solution of sugar or of salt or milk through and get only pure water. Application of the molecule sorting, it was indicated, is in finding out how far certain molecules m a solution exist independent of one another, 6r whether some are in chemical combination. "In a solution of pectin, which is the basis of most of the preparations which the housewife uses for making jellies, it is found that the colloidal particle! of pectin contain of their weight of molecules of water, the scientists reported. one-thir- d One Chance in Million Crash of Earth-Planet earth." j million bodies Only sixteen of coming to within a million miles will strike the earth, their figures show, and about 73 per cent will faU in oceans or seas and 23. per cent in i parsley inhabited terri-- P iory. Thus only one in a million u likely to do damage. I j j j T " Let the minda sweetness hava its operation upon thy body, clothes, and habitation. Herbert. j IS Edit Pe-K- o JAR RUBBER BIIIEI Hint complete deepwater survey ever made and probably the most successful of the surveys to date. The canyon is much straighter than previously supposed, being practically identical in character with the canyons off Georges Bank in having a maximum wall height of 4,000 feet; but the hundred fathom curve is bent shoreward 16 miles as compared to 13 for the largest of the Georges canyons. The walls are not quite as deep m th case of the Hudson canyon The bottom is fairiv uniform but shows an increase between 3.500 and 4.500 feet, which is probably due to the outcrop of a hndcr layer along the canyon 'coursi "Inside the canyon, as was known previously, a valley only about sixty feet deep extends almost mto ty miaDTEE Distinctive A Art Abode. ..renowned Throughout the West greatly intrigues children is the butterfly which forms the pocket Notice how simple it is to put on, merely slipped over the head and tied at each side. Mothers find it a great help because it can be used as an apron over frock, which must be kept clean, or worn instead of a frock. 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This is the verdict rendered to the American Society of Mammal-ogist- s at their meeting here, by Edwin H Colbirt, research worker at the Americ.m Museum of Natural History Is Almost Extinct Mr Colbi.t has made a careful examination of okapi skeletal ma- teri.il, and fi ids that though the animal is re' a ted to the modem giraffe. it is in all respects more primitive than any fossil giraffe known He considers it to be more like what an ancestor-giaaffmight have been, back in Miocene times, 30 million vears ago. Although not an extinct animal, the okapi is apparently about as near extinction as a species can get and still survive. It was never seen by white men until the beginning of the present century, when its discovery by Sir Harry Johnston. then governor of the British of Uganda province in Africa, caused a furor In the scientific world and even a newspaper sen- 4 -- Sounds coffee-nerv- I MY HAD es like weiL 'EM, UNTIL WILL f3 IFEEL maybe, ICAMT ANY WORSE DOCTOR MADE ME SWITCH TO PoSTUM -- WHY DON'T YOU TRY FOSUM, AND SEE ME LATER ABOUT THAT vr 7 l'LL HAVEt) SCRAM ALWAYS DW, me des tigh G. ma e 6 sation. Five-Yea- r Of verine, are asked by Ira N. chief of the bureau of biological survey. United States Departments Agriculture. Although several states have given this protection within their borders, others have not One of the reasons why their numbers have been rapidly reduced. Mr. Gabrielson states, is that theyhave been subjected to unrestricted trapping during the criticaT months before the birth of the young, so that the killing of a single female has meant the wiping out of a whole brood. shoH COUR8X, Children never drink coffee. And grown-uptoo, find that tbew Ida In coffee disagrees with than Ifyou are bothered by heed Closed Season fur-beari- j S,rrio. The Blind chances were only aboufone in a million that the famous baby Asked for Fur Animals Anteros would strike an plan inhabited portion of the earth when WASHINGTON. Five it made an unprecedented close apof for (Complete years protection of to 1,200,000 miles the proach anithree valuable earth last February 7. Astronomers and laymen can be mals, marten, fisher and wol- J WNU '1' .1 BOYSf GIRLS! new-fqun- d I.-- The assured by the calculations of Prof. C. H. Smiley and Ward Crowley of j Brown university reported to the i scientific journal. 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