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Show I) 13th Year Magna, Utah, Friday, March 13, 1936 Number 43 COMMUNITY SUICIDE NEW BIG VALUES AND CASH PRIZES CHATTERS OFFERED TO PEOPLE OF THIS VICINITY of the strangest phenomena witnessed in k mucA the Editor Mas Her say I most-- One towns and small cities is the apparent eagerness En-NBenefits From Health Unit EVERYBODY SAVES! COOPERATE WITH with which many otherwise good citizens contribute Funny Breaks FIRMS AND WIN MONEY PRIZES to the tendency to commit community suicide. Some of the funniest things in These citizens will often show uncommon zeal Would you like to win $100? CerLabor To Be Furnished print are not those produced by writers who try to be humorous, in boosting any movement to obtain city improve- tainly! Who wouldnt?, Copper Golfers By WPA To All Inter Local Junior Introduction but are the result of accident, thru ments, to promote the location of new industries, to ested Local People Recently a group of business men careless writing and secure better educational facilities and so on. Yet met to discuss what cculd be done Joe Hadley was telling me the other to stimulate retail business in MagThe Utah State Board of Health of these will same one boosters about he Otto and many Kumrow day proud deliberately na and Garfield Ball dy To Begin and after pertinent has arranged through WPA labor, had quite a chuckle. Yes, it appear- engage in a otherwhich' nullifies all their practice ' problems presented, it was agreed to construct an entirely new type ed in th!i rper. efforts-a- nd wise laudable wonder why their own that everyone must work cooperaof outside sanitary privy, according But I have recently noticed tively together. It was also unaniSeason Of Fore! to information given this paper which are much funnier, I be- doesnt go ahead. Given Advice of this mously stated that the follow.ng for people locality. Tuesday, lieve. Here are a few I culled: We habit of the suicidal to refer buying away fundamental problems must be salMagna and Garfield should be and John Lacey wish to from home. ved by effort, before the main recipient of this action announce that the Lacey caught at First Tournament of Year stores will secure the stimuinasmuch as both towns are rated Paul Strand of Salt Lake Lida Is not relation of theirs. They The enormous growth of the mail order habit in local Is needed so much at this Scheduled March lus r that very low in sanitary facilities claim none of their folks has ever recent Beet To Speak This years is largely responsible for the failure of time, viz: This new privy is so constructed been caught Blind Bogey First: The local stores working that the fly menace is eliminated. Evening "Dozens of kens gave their all to many communities to make the progress which their must more cooperatively get" This is accomplished by the use of satisfy the appetites of the town natural advantages should make possible. The money Local golf ' enthusiasts will soon customers Into the stores, a close fitting crib and a concrete people be loable to indulge to their favorite The ninth class of the American that ought to be kept at home for the expansion of Second: Once the customers are floor and riser so arranged with a "The family was made by at the Utah Copper Oolf sport No. school baseball 3?s Post Legion cal trade and industry is sent away to distant cities, brought Into the stores, values Course self closing lid and heavy guage vent poisoning with a promising season to for interested in the in boys ( playing must be to offered them. alis pipe that bad odors as well as the "To trade, 660 lady plush coat; iiever to return. The d of store for prosperity them, states officials. was baseball devoted Legion league The conclusion reached by the also girls for load of hay." fly menace is eliminated. New officers were reelected Thursto lowed ebb the indifference base of or art the to running was through committee away batting, that Magna and The entire structure was designFarmer boy, aged 40, wants poday to Include.!. W. Ridd, president, and coaching. should set an Garfield stores are not getting the A. who of the ed by the State Board of Health and on thoughtlessness sition slender persons very widows small, C. Ensign, vice president; W. 8. were The boys given many pointfair share of the business In the fills a serious need in the rural comranch." of local pride and loyalty. Hook, example cm these phases of the game, secretary - treasurer; Roy ers retail trade area that some unmunities in that it properly dispos"Preaching by Rev. Ewing has Hatch, F. O. Raymond, T. A. for form at here and need more A usual proper stressing there, usually be should to devised trifling saving plan es of human waste and eliminates get Oordon Forbes, J. E. Rothrock, to get the maximum pow- been very forceful and cutting. The this plan. the sufficient is to cause than a serious menace of contagion par- the plate real, is average imaginary subject A. W. Watson, H, C. Anderson, H. Friday night "Breaking er the when ball, meeting getting Here Is The Plan ticularly in cases of intestinal C.nn Jones, E W. Englemann and citizen to forget his duty to his community and to him- The committee away to a good start after meeting Through." b.lieves that to Mr. "Mrs. Mary C. Davis and Mrs. C. Ensign, board of governors. how to avoid being hit. the in the would more if mean far which ball; self, to the ,ret performed public buy at this time H. Powell have treated themselves Joseph G, Dooley, supervisor of Howard Ridge was reappointed base methods of Proper running to nice tombstones In this district, stated Tuesday that memory of direction of local prosperity than all his other boost- extra, special Inducements, in club professional were gone over with the view of elito low prices, have to be offer-iresidents of this vicinity may obtain husbands." thrir Dues wlU remain at 50c per month efforts waste in together. motion put ing In inany communities tlujough these advantages by communicating minating the "Found, fountain pen by woman fa regular members and per while sacks at the while in top boost rounding one direction, committing jut the United States a Why with the State Board of Health. Lahalf full of blue ink." mi for associate members. As nth of coach The the speed. Importance where all retailers WPA program will smother? furnished be bor by the "Why kill your wife! Let electrician 'nduc? merit lor associate mem- community suicide in duties were and his Magna Will Receive Sanitary I1 proof-readin- ; g, PMs ' , D.-ur- ; 22-Fo- - , J 111 pan-toml- ne life-bloo- 50-m- Jan-ne- y, disea-e- s. addi-lo- n d. 61-0- to all interested citizens. similar arrangement is also being worked out for a septic tank, open to a limited number of people in this vicinity. A brief survey has been made during the past week by representatives of the State Board of Health and people have expressed a desire for septic tanks. A Uses Plan Dance Review Monday Eye Public Invited To Free Entertainment at P. G. Ward dance review of the Macabee dancing classes, which have been conducted here for a long period of time, will be given next Monday evening, March 16 at the Pleasant Green Ward hall. The general public is invited to attend. There is no charge. The review will consist of three acts with four of five numbers In each act under the direction of Max Hall, director and Miss Marjorie Schoenfeld. Tap dancing and specialty numbers will be featured. Participants include Cora and Daryl Bouck, Norma and Louise Borland. EUa 'Burrell, Florence Coon, Teresa Colvin, Betty Duke, Clyde Daybell Shirley Elder, Ethel Gugg-isbur- g, Mary Hunt, Iva Isakson, Helen Jensen, Betty and Allen Knight, Melva Lloyd, Donna Lang, Maxine Lund. Shirell and Geraldine Martin, Eva Mills, Betty Moyes, Mary Pack, Dorothy Peterson, Darrell Perkins, Lorraine Rinaldi, Barbara Richards, M&rva Rowsell Lyla Balm, Oladys and Beulah Skmris, Marjene Shaw, . Bertha Sorenson, Wandeta Sudbury, Virginia and Katherine Thomas, Joretta and Betty Ann Tenney and Betty Jane Wight. A dancing class is being started Hi Garfield Friday, March 20 at the Womens Club. All interested are requested to be at the club, Friday at 4:00 p, m. Further information will be given there. A many explained, the point brought out that the ablest field generals in the big leagues are assigned to the coaching posts, this being considered just as important a job as any on the field. The various duties involved in handling third base, or the hot corner as it is called, was gone over in detail to give the hopefuls tome idea what would be expected of a first class baseman holding down this post. Director Lee Self announced that Paul Strand, the former fencebust-e- r of the 8alt Lake Bees In the Coast league, would be the instructor at the next session which will be held at the Cyprus high school March 12. Examinations for all those who have attended the classes will be held March 26 under the direction of M. Scanlon. Plans for the coming season were explained by Self, who stated that at least eight teams would be organized. composed of two leagues one for the older boys and one for the younger. At the conclusion of the aeries for these teams, a team will be selected from' the best players of the two circuits for entry in the state meet COPPER CLUB W0MEN.B0WLERS WIN MATCHES f Feminine bowlers of the Utah Copper Club alleys defeated two teams of women pinasters on the club alleys Sunday evening, winning five of the eight points. The No. 1 team from Utah Copper Club won all three games for a clean sweep, with Ann Tygesen setting the pace. She had games of 135, 147, and 173 for a total of 455. high for the evening. Mrs. Little of the Ogden team rolled a .total of 437, including a 170 in her final game, to tie with Mrs. Culver of the Ogden second jquad for high honors for the home teams. .The local bowlers consisted of Julia Johnson, LaFaun Mayberry, E. Erickson, Crystal Colombe, Sylvia Wimmer and Ann Tygesen. Speaker Given For Sacrament Meeting ty do it. Well help. Electricity Supply and Fixture Company." A Hitch Several local boys, members of the Salina C C C Camp, who asked me to not print, their names, sent the following poem written by one of their fellow members, for publication. it at least draws s chuOtle. ere 'and thinking, I left, behind. I would hate to put on paper, What is running through my mind. We have dug a million ditches. And cleaned ten miles of ground. A meaner place this side of Hell, Is waiting to be found. But there's some consolation. Gather closely while I tell. When wedle well go to heaven. For weve done our hitch in Hell. I'm sitting Of the things built a million kitchens, For the cooks to stew our beans. We have stood many night guards, And cleaned the camp latrines. The number of trees we chopped. Is very hard to tell For there are no trees'' In Heaven, For we've chopped our trees in HelL We have Ask For Your Tickets I FRIENDS MOURN 0 DEATH OF JAMES Get your tickets for BIG CASH PRIZES In Oolden Opportunity" Days, for purchases made at the following business institutions: Ask for your tickets be.Funeral services for James John ginning Friday, March 13.' They Fitzgerald, who died Tuesday at his mean money to you! More tick- home here at 9.50 a, m., of ixuirml-tie- s More chances of winning! ets incident to age, were conduct P. O. WATER CO. ed Thursday to the White ChapeL DENTON DRIVE-INRev. E. B. Pace officiated. MAGNA LBR. & HDW. CO. Scores of sorrowing friends and UTAH POWER Si LIGHT CO. massea of beautiful blooms were WAINW RIGHT'S CLEANERS St mute testimonials of the regard and DYERS esteem Mr. Fitzgerald was held. HUFF AKER FURN. GO. Although he and his wife had reMAGNA MOTOR SALES GO. sided to Magna only five years, he COPPERS CASH MARKET had made many friends and was exGEM THEATRE by young and ceedingly well-likDENTON GARAGE old for his kindliness, unfailing good MARKET WOOLFENDENB humor and many other commenENGH FLORAL dable virtues. It is very seldom a CENTRAL LUMBER man of Mr. Fitzgeralds age acDENTON SUPER SERVICE quires such1 a hold on the affections WHITE LILY BAKERY of several generations. He was a MADSENS STORE figure to the business PAULOS AUTO COMPANY district of the town, taking a daily BREEZE BARBER St BEAUTY stroll. 8HOP Mr. Fitzgerald was bom January PAUL CLEANING 28, 1860, to England, a son of MichTHE FAIR STORE ael and Ellen Gambon Fitzgerald. MEMMOTT BARBER AND He came to America many years BEAUTY SHOP and for 32 yean was employed ago, ARTHUR 8TORE as a street car motorman. He retirCABIN SERVICE ed to 1930. T. MORI J. FITZGERALD N ' ed well-kno- i We have built a million bridges, And walked through miles of mud. We have washed a million mess-kit- s. And peeled a million spuds. We have shoveled tons of gravel. And a million rocks weve lugged. But there will be no rocks in Heaven For weve done our hitch in Hell We have killed a million ants, bugs That sneaked Into our eats. s, We have killed a million From under our dirty sheets. Numerous nights we have frozen. As low as the mercury fell But we will not freeze In Heaven, For weve done our hitch in Hell. SAFEWAY 8KAGG8 TOWN PUMP GARFIELD TRADING bed-bug- WEBSTER SCHOOL P.T.A.MEET NEXT WEDNESDAY Weve heard a million whistles blow. From mom until laie st night. How wed like to kill the bums That robbed us of our rights. And the foreman we have over us. How many we cant tell. But well bar them all from Heaven Till theyye done their hitch in hell The Webster School Parent-Tea-ch- er Association will meet Wednesday evening, March 18. Consultation with teachers will be held from 7:30 until 8:00 p. m. The meeting begins promptly at eight oclock. The feature of the meeting Is that It will be handled entirely by the When the final call is sounded. "Fathers," with C. G. Harris to And weve laid down all lifes cares. charge. The guest speaker will be And done our final big parade. Philo T. Farnsworth. Business of the Right up the golden stairs. association will be presented, by All the angels will welcome us laws will be read and delegates to Their harps will start to play.' , the State P. T. A. convention to be We will get a million canteen checks held at the Newhouse Hotel to Salt And spend them in a day. Lake City, April 4, will be electIts then well hear St. Peter ed, Greet us with a yell. Mr. Vaughn Clayton has charge Take your seats, C C C boys. of the music with C. R. Moyes hosHell." In Youve done your hitch pitality .chairman. A program is arranged and all patrons i Mrs. Rex Mills entertained at a are cordially Invited to attend. dinner Wednesday evening to honor of her sister, Mix. Melba Yates Mr. and Mrs- - G. 8. Sorenson anand three daughters. Barbara, Hel- nounce the engagement of their en end Ruth of Mibley, Utah. Eight Alyce to Kenneth Has-la- m daughter, guests wdle present of Hunter, eon of Mr. and Mrs. - Harvard Haslam. The young couple Mrs. Lynn Larsen and daughter, will be married April 2 to the Salt S. Temple. A reception Gayle Dean, spent ten days at Sterli- Lake L D. ng, Utah visiting relatives and win be held that evening to the Hunter wardhouae. friends. 3-- STAKE JUNIOR GIRLS PLAN BIGJFESTIVAL ' The Oqulrrh Stake Junior Girls, under the direction of Mrs. Ida are planning a mammoth Spring Festival next Thursday evening, March 19 at the Pleasant Oreen Ward house. Festivities begin at 7:30 oclock lu s program, followed by a dance. Leap Year traditions will be carried out during the evening. James E. Moss, Seminary instructor at the Granite High school will be the guest speaker at Sacrament Sunmeeting In the Garfield ward 7:00 p. m. 15, March day evening. The general public is Invited to attend. CARRIER RECEIVES AWARD Lloyd Jensen, Salt Lake Telegram of mercarrier, received a certificate Job his In it for accomplishments case recently, fitted and a traveling from his employees. In recognition of his work. .live adopted the plan of giving ber-i- , they may obtain a full lesson with cash sales and for for 63.50 by paying & , membership B CT paymWU ,n ac..untS advance. Officials of the dub ex- vain period entitling customers to the largest membership sines i chance on an automobile or cash pect 1929. J.fts. has proven Inducement to A membership drive will be held trade. In conjunction with this special ofThe Copper Printing Company, in fer for new and associate members cooperation, with merchants, has and all interested players are reperfected a similar plan for a cousee of to the following any quested pon giving program here In Magna A. C. Ens'gn, H. C, AnrrmlfT" and Garfield. derson, Oordon Forbes, J. W, Rldd, Therefore, starting March 13, the W. S. Hook, J. E. Rothrock, H. C. stores participating (their names Jones or Howard Ridge. will be found elsewhere In the paTen men aspirants will be pleased per! will give a coupon with every to hear of the prospect of ten match- 50c cash purchase or for each 50c es with the following clube; Propaid on account. These coupons vo, El Monte, Forest Dale, Nib ley, have a stub that the customers tear Bonneville with a home and home off and place in several boxes In game being played. The first match several of the stores. Is scheduled about April 19 or 26. On March 28, all the coupon stubs All aspirants must positively turn are collected and brought" to the in ten signed 18 hole cards before drawing to be conducted near the April 5th. bandstand on Magna ma,ln street With the addition of Abel Larand the following prizes given away son, one of the state's most promisto the holders of the lucky tickets: for portions ing amateurs, the (Ticket holders must be present at on the team will be exceedingly the drawing to win.) close. 1 tie members of the First Prize S50 cash. will be selected first: by their ten Second Prize $25 cash of scores and second: a aeries Third Prize $15 cash. matches will be played in ladder ar- Fourth Prize 610 cash to determine the proper Pour prizes In all a total of 6100. rangement competitive match play ability of General Plans leach contestant. The program will be known as A. C. Ensign, manager of the Golden Opportunity Days Get ac- course, declared Wednesday that the quainted v. :th the new value of the links will be fully prepared for early dollar." A dollar today will buy play by the fifteenth of March and much more than it did three years all aie invited to play to the first ago. Bigger values have not been tournament of the year on March offered since long before the World 22 when a Free Blind Bogey will war such as are featured in this is be offered. coupons well-round- ed , 1 rr t.-a- Surviving are his widow, Mrs. Elizabeth H. Fitzgerald; two sons, Edward J. and Albert J. Fitzgerald; a sue. daughter, Mrs. Emma Bradford, all The plan will bring, the merchants of Magna; two sisters, Mrs. Harry much cash back into circulahope, Mrs. Williams, McGill, Nevada; and tion and into the town In general. Margaret Flannagan, SanFrancis-co- , California and two grandchildren. Interment was made to the Details Given City cemetery. For State P. G. WARD RELIEF SOCIETY SLATES ANNIVERSARY FETE ThC' Pleasant Green Ward Relief Scclety will entertain in honor of the 94th anniversary of the Relief Society organization, the oldest women's organization to the United States, which has continuously persisted, Tuesday, March 17. From a small beginning to 1842 it has grown and developed until It has become national and International to scope and influence. For Its members, it has made provisions for educational and welfare work and for spiritual development and has sought, always to be a comforting Influence and a stabilizer of individual and community morale. In commemoration, interesting entertainment has been arranged. A pageant. "The Gate Beautiful" staging fifty people, will be presented. to addition to vaudeville.- Luncheon will be served. All todies are invited. , . - . P. T. A. Convention In April NEXT WEEKS BOWLING Monday, March 16 6 30. No. 10, H. L. Garfield 19, Harry Adams. 6 30. No. 8, Wm. Mayberry ' 17. K. J. Boyle. 8 30. No. 6, Max Wimmer 15. Roes Anthon. 8 30 No. 4, W. S. Hook vs. No. vs. No. vs. No. Attention is called to State vs. No. ' convention rtuch will 13. Merl Ahlquist. be hed at theNe vhouse Hotel. Salt Wednesday, March 18 Lake City, April 4 All pirents and 6:30, No. 2, Monte Bird vs. No. 8, teachers holding membership in any Orem Stewart. P T. A. are eliglb'e and invited to 6 30. No. 3, Jack Loutenaock vs. attend. Only elected delegates and No. 9, Parley McCleve. elective officers of accredited P. T. 8.30. No. 18. Jack Mayberry vs. s A.s are allowed to vote or transact No. 22, Wm. Blood. business at the convention but all 8:30, No. 1, John Jacobs vs. No. members may virit and receive val20, L. W. Lewis. uable Instruction. Thursday, March 19. The convention this year will be 6 30. No. 5, Orem Stewart vs. Na -specially Interesting as each de7, Ellis Johnson. hard to make partment 6 30, No. 16. Howard Casey vs. No. it outstanding in every way. Gran21, E. R. Van Fleet. t ge District is well represented in 8:30, No. 14, Bonde Albean vs. No. speakers and leaders at this year's 19. Harry Adams. parley, among them being Supt. C. -- 8:30, No. 10, H. L Garfield vs. Nat S. Smith. P. Farnswoith and Mar15, Ross Anthon. vin H. Strong. Foimer Granite Friday, March 20 . council president, Mrs. Qeorge Q. 0 30, Net 12. P. R. Schultz vi. No. Cannon, has ah Important part 17, K. J. Boyle. in arrangements. She is Tiow first vs. No, 6:30, No. 8." Wm. vice president of the Utah Congress. 13, Merl Ahlquist The convention promises to be - 8T30T No. 6. Max Wimmer vs. No. very much worth while. Everyone is llr' Arthur Luchesi. religible to attend as a listening 8i30, No. 4, W. 8, Hook va. No. 9. ' . Parley McCleve. Parent-- Teacher 3-- 1 dele-gate- May-berr- |