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Show V. J'&P This -9 rV v h Arthur 1 J ef V Erie2an3 1 Fortune Teller? Lore Need a Yata Crow Lady of C! J Australia Alfalfa Ebl Up Ve . ' EvIkTiT' tilLL3W ei r "all I know la just what I read In tha pa para. And I teen doing a lot of read Ing In the pw here lately, tbata all I da. Ton I know the other Y the Plane I either eat aom thing that dident agree with me, at lunch In El Paso, where we stopped, or It was the general effects of what 1 had stacked in while at home la Okla. But anyhow I got home elck. We always hare each good times to eat at my sisters In Chelsea. Beau, and what beau, kinder soupy nary beans cooked with plenty of real fat meat Well when I cant knock off a whole bowl of those myself; why I am sick before . I etart Then the cream gravy. Ton know ' there la an awful lot of folks that dont know much about eating gravy. Why not to be raised on gravy would be like never going swimming In the creek. They got their own cows and real cream. Ham gravy la Jut about the last word In gravye. Course good beefsteak gravy Is good. Ton know we fry onr beefsteak. Its cut In thin pieces, and uy let me tell yon something. Did yon know nil this eaitng raw, bloody, rare meat like they order In these big hotels, and City people like well theta Just them. That alnt old western folks. Ranch cooks and Pam women fry steak thin and 'hard. That old raw junk goes for the high Collors In Cities, they are hinder eannlballstlo anyhow. Beens, eornbread, country him, and gravy, and then jut raw onions, either the young ones If they are in, or the sliced ones. Bailie had tome dandy Bermudas that Tom had raided. He hu the best garden in j'that part of the country. Well these wunt strong, so she wu going to send me some to California. But I dont guess they would let them come in. No, thats one thing about California, if you raise anything better than they do, they got a law against It coming In. Then for desertT Dont' have room tor any desert Had any more room would eat some more beans. Now then I go fronrthere over to mr old Home place where I wu raised at and there her Son and his remarkable wife Madeline give yon an encore on all this, and maby its tastes better, for thla Is the house you wu born In. Bo about all 1 do .when I go to Oklahoma la jut shake hands and eat So the day I left we come by the old ranch place and Madeline did hare a fine dinner for us. Now she In out in the country with no ice, electricity or all that dnd yet aha hu got things that she can make everything that you would hare at . a town dinner. Can make ice cream. 1 Tm got some kind of a doodad that makes Ice oat of a hot water thing, ( and she can pat up and can more things than you ever saw, and this girl learned all this in the lut live or six years. She wuent a Rancher; she wu from the city of Los Angels, bat. Brother, she made a rfol Ranchers wife and a good one too. Ton know that a funny thing, ranch girls dont stay with it much. Looks like the City ones, when they have to, really com through the - OO-la-ga- 'J i i JO ;OLiLauLJ ended Sentence s THE ALiEEllGAI Local Boys W fcs Fc? Workman la Gc!f Licet LEGI0I1 n3s bull mum Commendation is the only word that can describe the State American Legion Tournament in progress here during Wednesday, Thursday, Friday and Saturday. This tournament is described by the umpires, coaches, and players as the cleanest, and most satisfying of any tournament ever held ih Utah.' t best-manage- d, 0 f- The attendance at the games has' been excellent, and the brand bf baseball displayed by the boys has been superb. Eight teamr started off the competition, and as we go to press the title is being decided by Vico of Salt Lake City and Other teams in the tourney were, Benjamen, of Utah County. Magna, Logan, Brigham, Price, Hooper and St. Ceorge. - w Cooperation, has been the influencing factor in the osusual success of the tournament. ' The Utah Copper offered kind assistance in preparing the diamond for pl&y, and the local grounds are without a doubt the best in the entire state. The people of Magna were more than generous in baying tickets for the games, and the attendance was very good. The local business men were very generous in their finincial support of the tournament, and. obligingly closed their stores and shops Friday afternoon for the finals. ... The local post of the American Legion did more than ever was expected by onr .visitors in snaking sure that all of the teams were housed, and fed to Satisfaction, the local hotels, the Magna and Arthur dormitories, and the local cafes assisted in the finest possible manner. Howard Ridge, who it entered in Trial wu bad for George Work- the State Junior Open Golf Meet, man at Tooele the first of the week. which ia being held at Nibley Park, He was given 90 Jays suspended senbid wrong to be a big worry for tbe tence on god behavior. J. P. Murphy state championship. He upset all ia crime, will come bebis Wednesday when be won fore the Grand Jedy tome time in over Howard Cromar, Forest Dale September. Assistant professional with .a score of It will be remembered that the two 1 to 2. Ridge U bow ia the chammen were arrested by sheriffs Hank, pionship flight, with the 3rd round Pchrson and Reynolds at Magna, Ju- matches being played off today, semicharge of breaking into finals Saturday and the title match ly 28 on boxcar on the Rio Grand and Wes- Sunday. tern Pacific railroads. Workman was The tournament is sanctioned by later turned over to th Tooele authorities on a charge of petty larceny the Utah Start Golf Association and when missing tool from Tooele were sponsored by the Salt Lake Tribune. found in the car occupied by the two Prize will be given for winner of flighti a well at for the medalist of men. tbe qualifying round. will The sentence , probably be longer for Mutphy, who has been Many strong contestants are In the convicted before on theft charges. match.' among them being Tci Branca, Wally Johnson, Kea Shell, Paul Own-le- y and Met Jensen, all expert golfers in the intermediate class. Bat we feel confident that Howard is going after that title and we, fully expect him Farm Bureau Outrng A Eh Success to win it. Magna and surrounding vicinity made a splendid showing in tbe Salt Lake County Tarn Bureau anual outing that was held at Midvale Wednesday. One of the chief features of the outing was the flower show, ia which almost a thousand individual entries were made. Many comments were mad on the display by Rucl E. Paul of Magna, who exhibited mote than a thousand cpike of gladiolus in 28 varieties. Mr. Pan! had many beau- All of the foregoing just goes to show what cooperation can really do. .. We as a community, can be justly proud of our tiful and unique specimens that deAmerican Legion Post, and of the people here who have been served high praise. We can justly say that we got behind a so public spirited. The entire Jay was filled with varmost commendable enterprise and did our bit to advance one ious interesting events from tbe flower show and judging of livestock, etc. of the finest movements in the country today. the days to the dance that j we did ' festivities. We the day of visit, To 'our, visitors we The enjoyed your speaker say, disWm. Senator who was to we coime ask back and H.King. a show our best to you you good time, vital top of the day, Tbe a cussed we will take and soon as to our city again as pleasure you can, relation of silver to agriculture." in doing the job over again, bigger and betterjf possible. to boy and v- ven Award-were'gi- The Guide to Reading, Three Vol umet of Shakespeart Works, two volumes of Social Unrest, Great Ep ochs in American History, Tbe Rose of Old St. Louis. The Bat, Princess Mar-tiz- a, GallopsrTreading tbe Winepress, Tbe following new book have been added to the shelve of the Magna Visiting the Sins, Her Mountain LovIsle Gorgeous Public Library and are ready to be er, Tarantella, The All, Verna in the Midst, end the of On Beggars Trail circulation: in put Bocks, Books, Books And f.Iore Books -- Ninety-Eigh- t, De Amicitia, Red Pot- Stone of tage, Little Pilgrimage, Peace and War, The Management of the Body, Legend of the Madonna, Around tbe World with Kipling. The Pathfinder, Scene of Qerical Life. Stat Evenings, Eighty Pleasant Teach How To Language, Points, i:o, iz mmm or: nn nn iday coming home from the b 1 g Claremore celebration on v i:ac::e, utah, Friday aug u--t 7,iC2i. imrm ye nperi j - ! School To September 8 - Diversified sports took up the major part of the afternoon. A very exciting water fight wae staged beand Famous Women. tween the firemen of Midvale Numbers of popular fiction and old Salt Lake County, which resulted in favorite- ,- book for every type of a tie, at neither team would give in reader, are included in the 'collection. The baseball game between Sandy and West Jordan champion of farm burThe books were contributed by a clasa-maeau feams from county communities, of Massachusetts, of MI Sarah Guernsey, librar- also rttulted iu a tie with a score of 1 9 to 9. ian. tt 9 in tbe final gsne cf tbs Am- erican Legion tcrbi tlia after-nooTbe Benjamin toy kept off fighting all cf tbs eight innings to win and cams within an aoe of dong it hat fell abort n. by 2 runs. In the firth inning rcu tftcr two Vico scored four were out, when cue cf tbe Ben- jamen outfielder dropped an easy fly to retire tbe aide. This margin of runs prcv:i to much for Benjamen to overcome, tni they lost trying in tbe darkness. rather settled it Jut after the Civil war, asm record crcwd which jammed the Uen:b:ri and regrandstand for tbe fir-al-a minded the writer cf tbe old day of -- the Copper League when the stands used to be full twice & week. Tbe If only we had n yata crow" in this country. It la n bird sent by the sun goddess to Jlmmtt Tenno, Colored, Boarded first Emperor of Japan, long ago, to guide him when, surrounded by Ball Team enemies, be bad lost hi way. The Japan Advertiser annual reHere view print e picture of the yata orow, intelligent looking bird with three third was tacked A team of chosen on, that it might not be "confused baseball sun will play the House of with other birds," Our yata crow ought to have David colored, of Zion, Michigan, Monday, August 10, at 3:00 p. m. at about tea legs to avoid possibility of mistake, and It would be cheep the Magna Ball Park. at 110.000,000,000 If It could reaBy ef guide u. la our national, internaA picked tram, leprcsentativ To Flay llzzizj Magna-Tooe- ( 1931, MeKwsht BnidieeW, Magna and Tooele, is lined up and tional and economic wanderings. from all indications the gamt promila Australia bare beea ;r. 3 se to be a tig one. The House of David have games scheduled up with fragments of a young woman win lived when human ttire-- i t. Wedih Salt Lake s mat at trn attempting, to vrelx 1 -wlil com nesday and f talk articuUtfcly. up against ti.e I loose, alto of Salt Hera la "the most primitive cc bearded Lake. The noted players, piste human skull ever discovered." The back of tbe skull, you will be champions of traveling independent baseball dubs,, an the original House sorry to hear, "resembles that of aa anthropoid ape." of David baseball team. f All-sai- tr Mr. Mary Coon entertained at her home Wednesday afternoon ia honor position formerly held by of the following ladies: Mesdames W, Gen Worthington. Walker, George Kelson. Fred Ras'All of the buildings on the school mussen. Jacob Coon, Sid Kelson, Dargrounds art having a complete "go- rel Kelson and Forty Coon. A deing over so that the practically new licious one oclock luncheon wae servbuildings will be in readiness fot an- ed after which kamea and music were other school year. Improvements of enjoyed. painting, ; carpentry, etc., art being made. Fresh coats of paint are being applied in the class rooms and halls, two weeks. From ached ulet drawn up, and various odd job of carpentry art the year of 19JLH 32 is planned a almost completed by workmen who being one of the biggest ever, ia a have been, busy at tbe school the last scholastic, athletic and, social way. R - wr i The lady who lived, perhaps, when Australia wae not yet separated from the continent, had a brain cavity about bait that of a modern human being. And. most interesting, she proves that the muscular system "by means of which man maintain an erect posture, dominates the Intellectual system." However tbe Intellectual system also dominates the muscular. It was Intellectual curiosity that mad our primitive ancestor eland on their hind lege to look above the deep gra and bushes, to Spy out dangers. ' Later, that Intellectual curloelty made us stand till stralghter, sad turn our skulls backwards, that we look at the start. Governor Murray of Oklahoma, proud to be called "Alfalfa Bill," intends to stop squandering the oil treasures of his State at rldloulous prices. He tells the big oil companies If they dont increase their prices to one dollar a barrel by next Saturday night, he will sign aa executive order shutting down Carving A MounEin all but "stripper wells In Oklahoma Federal courts may "drag the constitution Into the question, proving that the governor cant carry out his plan. But there le common sense la what the governor says, and In hie statement that oil should sell for more than 1 a barrel ; , A-Mortume- MOUNT POSHMOCE: in, lAp DUCK SOUTH DAKOTA U $0X1? HILLS EMED6IN6 INTO THE MOST IMfWNO PIECE TOAfllMPTEP lot) e le -- the farmers are all raising em a good garden and getting ready to try and offset a winter. toigh What they going to do with people this winter anyhow? Conditions cant Improve enough to help everybody by then, so Lord knows what It will be and especially If we bit a tough winter. Oh yes I started out to tell you bout being sick. Well I have been for a week or so thought I wu going to die, something I eat either at H Puo where the plane stopped for lunch, or the night before at Shady . Oak" Amoa 0. Carter' farm. I had dinner with him sad the Gu Sextette, and there wu an Amateur Doctor Walker, that mixed tp a batch there layed me low. The doctor called it Catorral Jaundice. I wu the yellowest Whit man you ever uw. I never have heard who els died from this Carter dinner; the diet waa, cove Oysters canned, then canned. Tomatoes, and raw onion all In one mess. Well If they wu laying for me they got week I will writ you of all the pleasures of being sick. -- buy himself n couple of diamond mines. To the gullibility ef the public there la no limit But our capacity to believe what sot true, especially about out salves, amounts for S3 per cent ef our happiness. might liTo old log house weather - boarded over. Most of American gullible. The boldness of predictions mads publicly is Interesting, the predictor knowing that a coincidence may bring glory, while failure means nothing, the prediction forgotten. At a dinner party, recently, me tertnlned by a clairvoyant, Walter Chrysler, automobile heard these predictions: "The Kaiser will die on August 8. "Our most distinguished aviator (meaning Llqdberg) will meet with an accident In September, serious but not fatal. "In October, Calvin Coelldge wm announce his Intention to run for the presidency In 1S32. "In November, President Hoover will appear before Congress to request a change In the prohibition law." ' And for a windup. In December there will be a great earthquake, with great destruction. But It wm reveal "a magnificent diamond mine." Magna beat Erigirm City Walter Chrysler remarked: gut in a one aided gums which If he wm answer a question ended 22 to 2, giving tbs local about what la going to happen In Wall street. I'll give him enough to boya 3rd place in tbe finale. beet Well the old home place looked mighty fine. Bout all we got left to farms la their beauty. Lays on the bend of the Verdigris river. My a legs.-Th- School bells wilt Hug September 8 for boya and girls of the Granite District. Pencils and books mutt soon be dragged out and that almost forgotten English, geometry and history must be brushed up op, and once again will tome tbe experience of eeeing familiar faces of classmate and teachers. The same enrolled attendance of 270 400 students ia expected in the Cyprut High School. Three new fatuity member will greet the students of 1931 - 32 at Cyprus. They an: Hyrum Summerbays, who is taking the place vacated by N. Lorenzo Mitof the new chell, music director South High School in Salt Lake Nelson, agricultural Gty; Leris teacher, who replace Mr. Gymaa and Run Magelby, B. Y, U, football and basketball star, who will taka the girl from Hunter, Granger and Magentrie na for having in sheep, bogs and poultry. Ribbon were given to women of Hunter and Granger in the displays of cooked coaching food ad clothing exhibit. prize-winni- Start Vico wen tkt JLntrican Legion Title by tie tccre cf 11 to The solemn Bmithscziaa Iastitn-tlocondescend to notice magicians, soothsayers, clairvoyants and fortune tellers, said to extract more than 1X00,000,000 a year from the COMPLETED LA'C6ESTtJ (f ftULPTV& AMW. VHEH W& ) 'WILL F2, FI6UPE? EACH 450 FEI 1C0FEET A CBO?? SH0ULDEC? AND CO J- - , Tou will succeed if you have what people want, and let them know you have It Ur. Tom May, like other able merchant understands that He began, recently, a sale to celebrate the fiftieth anniversary of what Is now the May store in. Los Angeles, end did the biggest daye business In all the fifty years, net excepting recent boom yart In addition to having the goods, be really advertised them. t - fJ FEET R30M CiN HEAD. TO? . Cf ini!USX-QUi- ' V.1 Vv Some thlnge are encouraging, la The public buys now, for about (40,000,000 the sane quantity and quality of coffee that Hen ia tbs likeness cf Jack comback, and will start on an coat u formerly (200.000,000. That wbat makes Braxil sad. Dempsey, famous Utah MtJuler exhibition tour soon to see if la America buys now for (03,003,0:3 when tha old killer' was at he is physically fit. One good as much and as good rubber best. This was taken just few sock from his old left hand used to buy for (300,000,003. TL&t hours before be toppled tbe would just about knock all of saddens the British who have a aspirations cf tbe Giant Firpo tbe cream puff, CtribliEgs, monopoly on rubber. But U !i in the most historic battle of Cameras, CbarkeyS and Cob cheerful for you who buy the a. our depression. pfl'hLt di I fy ''"-A J ; I uvs ring history. Jack is planning a meiings out of tbe ring atih&t. Cl 13, 19MI kf KM rM S - I- 'V- - r; M I u V y |
