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Show aainr WA sswb ts. jv a i THE PROVO POST FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 29, 1922 CALL ON U. S. FOB SUPPLIES Various Countries Are Asking Uncle Sam to Provide All Sorts of Merchandise. Have you any chry sop rase or varlsictls to sell? If so, write the Department of Commerce, foreign trade division. Dr. Julius Klein, the director, has requests for em on his desk .from Australia. If you dont know what they are, they are precious stones.' r Our South American neighbors in Brazil are more prosaic In their wants. They are asking for sanitary drinking fountains.) maCanada wants moving-pictur- e chines and wireless telephone sets. With the Volstead act putting a crimp In the business over here, anystock' oi bangs body with a left-ove- r and hung pegs can find a ready market for them In England. The British also want' garbage cans. Ditto above. The French are ask- Ing for oak casks. Ditto again. Chile asks for corks. The prohibition bureau, with an eye to business, might fill the order from Mexico for .alcohol distilling plants by shipping down some of the wildcat stills seized over the country. Evidently all the Italian bootblacks are not over here. Theres a request from Italy for shoe polish. Musical instruments are In demand In Palestine and Spain. The canny Scots want calculating machines. Poor old Siberia would like a square meal of dried fruits and vegetables and' prepared milk. We Handle Quality chandise Only cr7 quality of any item you purchase here. We guarantee satisfaction. i J V Never before have you been offered such high quality clothes, hats, shoes, furnishings, etc., at such low prices. It is an opportunity you must seize. Read! Compare! Decide Thee con Most Famous Horse of Argentina, Was Known to Turf Followers Throughout World. Botafogo, The most famous racehorse that the fine studs of Argentina ever bred was probably BotafogO, for he was renowned among turf followers the world over. He died near Mar del Plata a short time ago, being only Not particularly eight years old. fortunate in his parentage, as great racers usually are, he nevertheless became a phenomenon of the track. At two years he sold for $25,000 at auction, although' he was never good One lot Mens $19.45 Suits One lot Mens $22.95 Suits One lot Mens Suits When hejcaced the horse stretched He himself out like a greyhound. made his debut in 1917, and all the classics fell before bis amazing speed. One day when he was nt in form and lost to Gray Fox the event was regarded In Argentina as quite $24.45 v Any Suit in the House $36.00 to $40.00 A $28.85 TIES In a subsehe defeated his a national catastrophe quent revenge race conqueror with perfect ease before the greatest crowd that ever assem-- , bled at the Palermo tracks. Actor Who Could Not Write. The true story of Joe Miller's Joke Book, Is an interesting bit of literary history. Truth is that Joe Miller never read a joke in his life, and therefore could not have compiled a book of Jokes. For Joe Miller could not read. He was an ignorant actor, who ' achieved great success in 1714 at the Drury Lane theater in London. And tbte only way that Joe Miller could memorize the lines of his parts was to have them read and reread to him until he was able to repeat them, the duty of thus drumming dialogue and cues Into the comedians mind being entrusted to a wife, whom he had married for the purpose. Off the stage or on, Miller was not a wlb or humorist. But a year after his death a pamphlet appeared In which, 247 jests were given, of which only three were ascribed to Joe Miller. They had been compiled by a man with the appropriate name of Mottely. cenBy the middle of the Nineteenth been had of number jokes tury the Increased by successive compilers' to HATS HOSIERY SUITS looking. One lot of Fine Dress Ties One lot of Fine Dress Ties 49c One lot of Fine Knit Ties 69c Any Tie in the house 95c 25c Mens Cotton Hose, black and brown, now 2 pair Mens Cotton Hose, extra good grade Mens Wunderhose, during sale, 5 pair for Mens Fibre Silks, value 75c, 2 pair Mens Pure Silk, value $1.00 and $1.25, for Mens Fine Cashmere, value 65c and 75c, for Mens Work ! Sox Boys Heavy Ribbed; value 35c and 50c; 4 pair for Girls Heavy and Fine Lisle, 50c for 25c Lot Mens 1 Lot Mens 1 19c Hats Lot Mens 1 $1.00 $1.00 75c 45c 10c $1.00 ... 35c Girls Hose; one lot odds and ends, but OCp extra good value 98c $1.45 $2.45 $3.45 $4.95 Hats Hats 1 Lot Mens Hats Any Hat MENS AND BOYS' CAPS One lot Mens : Caps One lot Mens Cans, values to $3.00 450 SI .95 BOYS BLOUSES One Lot Boys Blouses and $1.00 Waists, Sale One Lot $1.00 and $1.25 value 69c 95c extra good MENS WORK and DRESS LEATHER FACED GLOVES 25c 25 Off LEATHER VESTS UNDERWEAR Men and Boys Underwear 10 Off OUR ALL OF OUT CLOSING to your than Mens shoe the, whole family at chance is Now cost less and cost -at prices. and BoysExcept come early and get first choice. so are stocks limited, Our served. come first First reduced prices. greatly SHOES GIRLS SHOES SHIRTS! SHIRTS! SHIRTS! Mens and Boys Dress and Work Now is the tiqie to put in a supply of shirts and save money. One lot (Mens Work Shirts-- i 1,546. Extra Good Grade Shirts One lot Dress Shirts high-grad- e 89c 98c 98c $2.00 value One lot Dress Shirts good value One lot Dress Shirts extra value ,f Poor Mute! the city man, is what said That, man all downright brutality. That ht to be reported to the Society for Prevention of Cruelty to Animals. Why? Whats he doing? see Whats he doing? Cant you v fast that mule has to walk to keep of his way when hes pushing the Richmond -- All Former Records Are Broken In this Price Slashing Sale RACED LIKE THE GREYHOUND Employer Paid for Nut. A curious point in workmens compensation has been settled by the English Court of Appeal. A collier, who did not drink or smoke, was in the habit of carrying a nut in his mouth, apparently for much the same reason that some people carry chewing gum. One day while at work he slipped and fell ; and the nut was jerked down his windpipe suffocating him. The court held that the accident was in the course of Ids employment, and entitled his widow to recover. Store Closed All Pay Friday to Arrange Stock. t You can absolutely rely on the Power inLlee. The proper value of the power .of silence Is probably best expressed In the scriptural reference to the various convulsions of natuie, the wind and the earthquake, followed by the litill, small voice. Coming down to a more recent period and a less reare reminded nowned authority, the man who advised his son to keep his mouth shut so that people would not know he was a fool. This advice is still good for the great majority. Astronomy 19 said to be one of the best means of teaching the individual his relative unimportance in the universe of matter, but to be left alone, far from any human habitation, in a vast silence will probably accomplish the same. SALE Starts Sat., Sept. 30 Lasts 10 Days L er- - V- Times-Dlspatc- Ar $1.49 $2.45 Lot Heavy value 1 Lot value 1 Lot value i $3.45 Heavy $5.00 $5.00 Heavy $6.50 BOYS SHIRTS ' $5.00, for One lot odds and ends Work and School 79c $7.95 $6.95 $4.95 $3.45 $2.95 One lot Youths Shoes One lot Dress Shoes One lot Shoes 2 z to 5 One lot Dress Shoes V2 to 5 to 5 . . 2V2 - One lot $1.89 Girls Shoes One lot $1.98 Girls Shoes One lot $2.35 Qirls MANY OTHERS AT REDUCED PRICES v CHILDRENS SHOES One lot 95c Childrens Shoes YOUTHS SHOES One lot Dress Shoes, $5.00 value $2.45 $3.00 i $12.00, for One lot, value $8.00, $9.00 and $10.00, for One lot, value $6.00 and $7.00, for One lot, value $4.00 and 2 WOOL SHIRTS 1 One lot, value $11.00 and $2.15 $2.39 $2.39 $3.00 $4.25 One lot $1.18 One lot $1.29 One lot $1.39 $1.89 Childrens Shoes Childrens Shoes Childrens Shoes One lot Childrens Shoes L. D. S. GARMENTS. . . .25 Off This announcement means money to you. Never before have such sweeping reductions been offered to the people of this vicinity. Work and School Shirt 95c Dress Shirt value $1.00 85c The Merchandise listed here represents some of the highest quality bemerchandise it is possible to buy. Read this announcement from dollars will stretch durhow far see your and come then to end, ginning Dress Shirts 98c ing this Sale. Shirt extra good $1.50 value .Flddiiieir Below Market Price HANDKERCHIEFS A 5c, 10c, 15c Off . Just in 20 New line Off onjAny Sweater BATHING SUITS 1 Lot i PlPflMD - . SUIT CASES and BAGS 20 SWEATERS Wool Suits h. . 1 $1.49 j20 Off |