Show AMA jok gratitude it Is very kind of you madam said the tramp to give me such a grand dinner dont don t mention it my poor man said the kind hearted lady but I 1 will reply repty you said th D tramp tell all my pals pal a that you are a flinty hearted gent that sin aint t never known how to cook bothin decent so sos s they 11 give your house the go by and won t never bother you royal magazine STRICTLY PRIVATE r gladys it does seem strange that of all women nomen you should love me alone jack that 8 as it should be I 1 hope you don t expect me to make a fool of myself in public lopoka state journal jingle of the jungle said the elephant to the giraffe your neck Is too long by hatte said the giraffe your nose reaches down to your tose bo so at me i ou ve no cause to laffe laff e chicago daily news A concrete example thomas said the teacher of the class in physiology can you glie give a familiar instance of the power of the human system to adapt itself to chitu changed ged conditions 7 desm yes m responded tommy tucker my aunt gained a hundred pounds in flesh in less n a year an her ekin skin didn dian t crack a bit royal magazine the old old story adam had just succeeded after an exciting little struggle in getting eve to stand still and be kissed looking up at him with earnest pleading eyes she asked am I 1 the only woman you have ever really loved chicago record herald THE PART THAT HER the author so you ve read my new novel did you like if it miss aliss flighty oh yes I 1 liked the end I 1 was so pleased when I 1 came to the end too late A oung woman living in gloucester once married a fellow who boulester bou cester so she got a divorce very shortly of corce and now I 1 e regrets that he gloucester lou cester houston post there s a reason bill he ile iced to 0 be a lawbreaker law breaker bt he a s changed now jill keeps within the law now does hea oh yes keeps within the jail too yonkers statesman diplomacy coddington yes my boy hog he g millionaire today but I 1 can kemem bei the time when be he t a coat to his back massingham Mash Mashing ingham liam I 1 t it if I 1 were you THE TRYING TRADESMAN haven t you something aw anoe suited to my head io you mean a so soft hat a sir sr ondon still praying for a man she a got a brand new auto cap u she s got some auto clothes she s got a pair of goggles and A 9 ard for he nose rt a ell eil quite big enough ss fr for a mosquito bar avind and no she a praying tor for a man y who a got an auto car yonkers tales tates nan on one point do ou oil and your wife aggee on anything 7 I 1 on each of us believes that one of us Is very pokily mated judg I 1 I 1 she knew katherine Kather lne said dob bob as he brought his club chums down to the depot platform these are all my friends glad to meet you gentlemen replied the bride sweetly and I 1 am so sorry that you are going to be sick sick echoed the crowd in aston ashment why should you think xe re are going to be sick oh because soon after the honey moon a married man always finds a great many sick friends to sit up with chicago dally daily news too much young miss clara suppose that tomorrow to bonow ow evening I 1 should call again and having nerved myself up to it suddenly while we were con I 1 should without a word throw my arms around your neck and deliberately kiss you what would you doa miss PIn kerly oh mr dont ask me to look so tar far ahead roa roa M magazine true prophecy Sou biette do you remember the tall tragedian 7 well he said some day he aou d 1 I move the audience comedian yes and now he I 1 Is S amov ing an audience every night soubrette you dont mean ftc comedian sure he Is selling pea nuts and popcorn and every time he comes down the aisle the aud and ence has to get up chicago daily news REASON ENOUGH r mr Tean sinker they cant keep a cook in that restaurant more than two days mr bolsem why mr Tean sinker why they make them eat there chicago dally daily news achievement the heights to which some men have V TV ere not attained by sudden eight tight but they h la dullards soundly slept went counting heiresses at night chicago record herald overlooks no opportunity one thing I 1 like about miss witch arleigh Is that she has the sens sense of humor A man never has to tell a joke twice to get her to laugh at it no bhe can exhibit one of the prettiest dimples in the world when she smiles chicago record herald there Is a difference pop yes my son what is the difference between a white horse and a milk white horse why the white horse Is pure white and the milk white ones is a little on the blue shade I 1 suppose yonkers statesman THE LETTER OP OF THE LAW sunday school teacher fighting again tommy tucker have you forgotten last sunday s lesson that when you are on one cheel you should turn the other to the striker 7 9 tommy but aou ou see mum he hit me on the nose and 1 I ve only got one wise girl he wooed a young lady named lamb nv ho hated cretens on and shan b still she wisely thought it 1 I ill not do to permit him to guess how impatient I 1 amb chicago record herald not on view so these are your diamond curtosi tiesa asked the lady in the jewelry store I 1 dont don t see anything startling about this one no replied the clerk picking up the jewel so the Pric emark has dropped off detroit free press s A seashore expert winters have you ever been thrown downa summers have 19 why I 1 always am how do you think I 1 could keep on proposing it if I 1 t ta detroit free press chesty yeast how does the colonel find room on his breast for all Ms big why the more med als he gets the more his cheat ey panda yonkers statesman |