Show convenient english we become accustomed to a phrase observed an educator at a teachers convention but when we introduce a new one along exactly the same lines it startles the bearer A number of ladies were seated in a hotel parlor and one ot them corn on a woman who was stand ing in the hallway said mrs loraane seems unusually hap py this morning yes answered a companion knowingly the ladies ol 01 newark gave a tea in her honor yesterday but doean doesn t her husband look gloomy and dejected 7 that Is true admitted the first speaker I 1 presume the gentlemen of newark gave a beer in his honor last night |