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Show SOUTHERN UTAH NEWS WEDNESDAY AUGUST 14. IMS Community 7 Ad slogan quiz Domestic Blitz Over the years memorable sayings have been passed down from various places and times. Today, however, most unforgetBv Dixie Brunner table sayings tend to come most often from advertising slogans. See how well you know your ads Motorized motives with the test below. 1. Breakfast of Champions 2. 99 and 44100 Pure I met a man in a shiny red shield dirt. Our wheels are the 3. When it rains, it pours pick-u- p on the way to the gro- - abandoned children of the auto 4. We try harder 5. Let your fingers do the walkeery store the other day. He was world. We fancy ourselves too ing hugging the wheel, as if it were busy to clean our vehicles-the-y 6. We build excitement holding him up. When he saw are merely a mode of transpor- - 7. You on it, not in it tation. Passing cars gaze upon 8. Leavesleep me, he gave me the macho the driving to us wave that resembled a us with scorn. 9. The milk chocolate melts in salute of some kind. I make it a point never to ask The next car I met was a young a car yuppie to ride with me--I ypur mouth, not in your hands 10. The pause that refreshes mother who was using one arm dont need that kind of 11. You deserve a break today to systematically swat wrestling slam. You know youre in 12. Relief isjust a swallow away children in the backseat. She trouble when they don a sterile 13. It beats, as it sweeps, as it waved with the one available coat, mask and gloves, and sigh hand I had hoped she was driv-- loudly in disgust upon entering cleans New computer at library 14. Making your world a little ing with. After taking evasive your car. The computer age comes to the Kanab City Library. Dicki Robinson gets Parents of large families are easier actions, wiping out two mailsome instruction from librarian Marofyn Watson as she logs onto the library's boxes and digging myself out of often put into the car slob cat- Ad new computer. According to Watson, the computer is for patrons use and is the ditch, I was on my way once egory not by choice, but because loaded with software. Access to the Internet is included. Sorry, no printer is saoueifddv foodfrrq 'fry available at the again. they are victims ofcircumstance. present time. Photo by Barbara Pyles. l. Watch travelingfamilies pull up Driving habits are jaueai rannoBA J8aoojj '1 No two people drive to a gas station-po- p cans and jazjjaS-mn- v Zl or regard their car in the same wayward trash ooze out the open sppmoQopj ix 3 manner. While there are the doors right along with the pasoi obvious malefemale differences, sengers. q jfpueo soepi sarprnQ The part-tim- e return of Karla Knape to Creative Cuts, 310 vahold fair not to g punoipCaiQ saury Its (with the latter being far supefamily South, 100 East, in the Heritage Center, brings a total of four eyag jadaafs papad 7, professional hairstylists to the local salmi. Knape will be availrior, of course) there are enor- cation vehicles accountable, mous differences even within the however. They are beingpushed 'cLioq sjo?op puauaf) oerjuoj 9 able on Tuesdays and Wednesdays to do hair services,as well as to the limit, by having too many X9lvsa3edM0iiaA-- s same gender. manicures, pedicures and acrylic nails. At the root of the discussion is people, in too little space for too SIAyfr Stylists Cindy Snow and Jamie Townsend will be serving how the individual actually longatime.1 know my husbands customers IPS aoiropj with Karla Knape and Loretta Crosby views the car. Does heshe con- - recipe for a family vacation is arquref) roporj deoc Ajoat 7 working part-timSIHW sider a vehicle merely a mode of jam six people and all their saipaqM 7 or are their sessions into a very small wheels a little home away from space... and then add golf clubs, Weve had to attach a bungee home? Car yuppies are really not that cord around the outside of our consider a entire car, just to keep the doors hard to identify-the-y for arrest. car They from flying open! grounds dirty But perhaps the thing to are the ones who can see them- shine in their cars per-- sider is what a person actually d exterior. Their hub-- does in their car. Some people 644-555- 2 caps have been known to reflect just drive to their destination, 0 6. aclot whole while others a fire. to start a get enough light Yuppies spend an inordinate complished. This will be no shock Tuesday thru Friday 9 a.m. to 6 p.m. amount of time vacuuming, to anyone who has ever ridden Saturday 9 a.m. to 5 p.m. washingand rl pan ing their four- - or driven behind me, I do make-up chariot. I dont mean thing from put on my e to make fun of them, but they on to write letters while Fm I know Several washer policemen ing. get frequent points at the local carwash, want to put a Road Hazard products-Recei- ve Nary a soda or candy bar has sign on the side of my car. To each their own, I guess. I everoccupied the inside of their 20 wouldnt trade my wheels for vehicle! Identification of a car yuppie anyone elses. Of course, that is made easy by checking isnt as profound a statement as not think-iou-s whether they have those obnox- - you might think-Fsun visors in their window ing that anyone else would come I-- 10 visits each when their car is unoccupied. within ten feet of it. third Why cant they just get II-2- 0 visits $5 each For aD your pet & craft needs- degree burns on their bottoms and legs from their cars hot in21-3- 0 visits each terior like the rest of us? Needless to say, car yuppies Handmade crafts 31 visits S3 each park on the far end of the Craft supplies Walmart parking lot. One time Birds, fish, reptiles just to be oneiy, I pulled up next Pet it. on dust some blew to one and supplies I heard later the driver had to be Birthday gift ideas hospitalized for a panic attack. Located 310 South 100 Center 612 S. Main Fredonia Then there are car slobs like 643-731- 9 me...we have the pathetic wash Spedalkxpires8l3196 MUV back nte? tcheiki&tplhe' two-finger- ed self-estee- m slogan answers uniquely-individua- Shear madness at Creative Cuts BI00-B30- full-tim- e, e. I3AE$1P(5IHI()()1L SAME (Si?eatSve con-selv- es untie fectly-waxe- eveiy-wheel- - ed - Salle driv-hav- . Buy any two or more Off purchase price! m 'uamumnimg SjpecnaH $6 $4 in the Heritage I at East -- w- |