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Show LttMjM Community SOUTHERN UTAH NEWS WEDNESDAY AUGUST 11, 1993 store opens New feed Domestic Blitz By Myrna Cox A new sign, "V - By Dixie Brunner Things are going just swimmingly As my husband and I lay on the beach a beautiful, shapely woman strolls by in a microscopic bikini. Wow, my hus- band comments appreciatively, kicking sand in my face to get a better view. Ah, big deal, I comment, at- tempting to bring him back to reality. I bet she couldnt hold her own at a P.T.A. meeting. come in a Lets face lot of different shapes and sizes. The plain fact is, not many are anything to brag about. Most of us look in the mirror and comourselves-boy- I , demon-stratingh- have no idea, husband ventures, knowing hes on thin ice. Enough sand to fill a sandbox! I got up from the beach and small children ran from me thinking I was a sand monster. Skin color is another issue you must consider when deciding whether your ego can stand a trip to the pool. I was grateful when doctors announced it was e your unhealthy to skin to the sun. Now whenever people comment that I look like Ive seen a ghost, I can just tell them that Im just making a I over-expos- is Connect-the-dot-freck- le your birthday s suit to flock in the fluid. group. You Some of us just keep trying to know the type, theyre the barely-covere- d your-vein- delay the inevitable. Dixie, why are you wearing that space suit out here by the pool? Questions a friend. Arent you a little hot, its 100 degrees out here. Me hot? No, I pant, wiping the sweat off my brow. I have a. ..well. ..a sun allergy. When my bare skin is exposed to sunlight, I get hives or worse yet, I get boils all over. Believe me, its not a pretty sight. Im better off just staying entirely covered. Its all the medias fault. After Coppertone people. In March, womens magazines feature the new summer bathing suit fashions. In April, they show exercises you can do to tone up that winter blubber youve acquired, (youll find them right after the desert recipes.) In May, they come out with the how-to-select-ba- Crofts Feed and Tack Shop, is hanging from a new building on Backstreet, advertising a feed store now in business in Orderville. There is a certain smell about a feed store did I get health statement. The way I see it, there are jipped! think God was sense ofhumorwhen three skin color types you comhe made human beings in so monly see around the pool. 1) many different shapes and The sizes...such as large and extra is the group people try to offer vitamins to. They assume that if large! we whether your skin is this light youre eiEvery summer, in ther from a Scandinavian counlike it or not, most ofus end up or around, an aquatic place. Now try or anemic. 2) for some people, this fact poses a group. These people do little bit a Theres of, actually get a tan. ..in tiny problem. I The how should say it, humility spots. 3) involved with peeling down to and ment to in Orderville th a mixture of seeds, grain and leather goods. Its a homey place, where retired farmers, young boys shop for saddles and green thumb farm wives hang out Every farm community needs a feed store not just for buying grain and salt rock, but for neigh-b- o ring and sharing farm tips. A country feed store gives a com- munity a sense of security. The small guy making an attempt to survive when big business is barking at the door. As long as this country needs feed for mankind and livestock, there is a need for a country feed store. July 30 marked the opening of th e store for Rick and Nicole Crofts. All kinds offeed line the walls. You can find chicken feed, horse, rabbit and dog food, baler twine, some veterinary supplies, as well as insecticides, wormer and blood-sto- p powder. They are also stocking some tack equipment, including saddles, bridles, etc. The Crofts welcome your visits, and as one local farmer said, Now I wont have to go to Cedar Tanner Crofts perches atop the feed sacks at Crofts Feed Store, owned by his parents in Orderville. Photo by Myrna Cox. City just for feed. Reese graduates from Oregon banking school John D. Reese, AssistantVice-presiden- t projects followed by an inten- filiated with the nation-wid- e of the State Bank of sive residency session. This Professional development proSouthern Utah graduated from years class consisted of 58 gram. The school is sponsored the Northwest Intermediate Bankers as a cooperative venture by the Commercial lending school July from Idaho, Montana, Oregon, State bankers associations of 23. Ceremonies of graduation Utah and Washington. Idaho, Montana, Oregon, Utah The Northwest intermediate and Washington and the factook place on the campus of the University of Portland. Gradua- commercial lending school is ulty is drawn from both tion signified completion of indi- accredited by the American academia and the financial banking-researc- h Bankers Association and is af vidual Middle-Manageme- nt issue. Lets face it, some bodies were simply never meant to bear aquatic wear. When the thermometer goes up and heat tolerT.V. and watching browsing ance goes down, just grab some through pages ofbeautiful, skinny lycra andheadtothebeach...and models frolicking in the raging bury that ego in the sand, right surf with only their perfect fig- along with your entire body! ures andbronze tans to keep them company, I have to admit to feelings of inadequacies. Whats the matter hon? Questions husband. You look so down in the dumps. I bought an identical suit to the one the girl on page 33 is wearing. Somehow, itdoesntlook the same on me as it does on her. Honey, you look great, consoles husband. Youve got to remember, shes probably about fifteen years younger than you anyway. Oh thats not all. You look know that sexy, well-oile- d she has that attracts so many admirers, sniffles wife. I oiled down my body, stretched out languishingly on the beach and you know what I attracted? Coming Soon Check out the inserts from Button's Home Center, Glazier's Food Town and Honey's IGA in this weeks paper for some great deals! t are taking Wonderland Farms in Fredonia, moving it to Kanab and adding to it! We will continue and expand the dog and cat grooming. We will have a great selection of pets and supplies! Watch for our GRAND OPENING the 1st week in September. We I 296 N 300 W (North end of town) t f t T r r ? 644-535- 0 |