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Show boat went tail lip again yelled: T can't'swim! Down 'went the7bcat like a soundin' had, an this time we all slid over 1o nr board to see' her come up. Seven or eight seepnds passed, maybe, an then ' about" 15 fat horns oil our beam boaiTTbottom up! Oh, upeorheITie .'Lord I groaned the cook, lies jugoncr! Hut lie Warnt. X o, sir.4 The boat hadnt, traveled 20 veard afore she righted, an we seen Franks. head bob up over thergunnel.AYell, cld whale didn't run so far this timefor he broke water a few hundred fathom off. In about a minute he sent up a stream of blood. then t hat th was a good throw, an lie wasnt goin to "Tit - I-s- T HAT, BUFFET-LI- B RARY CAr. on een delight tight long. Interview with a whistle. Denver merchant. Two trains a day from Denver to the Ens' the Chicago Special at 9 00 a. in.; t lie Vest ihnlrnl Fiver at 10.00 p. m. Omaha. Chicago Kansas City. St. Louis. Through sleoners daily. .Ogden Jo Cbica- go Via Denver and tho Burlington. n - -V X Tickets at Oillccs of Connecting Lines. Ticket Qfflc, 214 - W. ILJt. 7 Temple Street, Salt Lake City, Utah ' AVATSON, General lgent. S-n- i And while we have your attention. Fet us announce that we haveputin of Goods, AND - ; LtQUORS CFGARS,--- - In Variety and Purely, Excellence of Flavor, and in every way Superior to anything carried in tho city. We invite your inspection. - - Now, XVillie, guess my age A,H. . EENN EM( )R E.M AVG E . and you shall have this stick of candy. Cant. I can only :ountup to X. Y. World. well-know- -- way fronWFrisco. Editor(readi ng" i t) Ahem If'Tliats the trouble with it. Its too far fetched. To Date. TO. x in thatsTibniryzcar, and wro'e a letter just .as slick as a From Afar. Professional Jokist (to editor) Here is a fine joke. Ive brought it allthe Willie - dont know how manv miles an hour. TaJkoCouiit smooth riding! Why, I sat J Auntie. - - Nebraska andfne fields of Iowa ami Illinois goSkimming past you at I f - wimloyvwatch the plains of plate-glas- s - Too Much for Willie. is grratrTts apgemdno to settle down in pile of those big comfortable chaiys, and through I sent the second boat out after him, but they didnt git far fore down goe whale for the third time, an' in a second the little- boat slewed again an we knew lie was cornin at us. There warnt no way tcpjnake the Dutchman jump, an' there warnt no way to stop the whale, so we just waited again while the little boat made tracks for .us like she was goin to ram. Just when I reckoned by the line out that tim whale wa. passin under us there was a tremendous bang an every motherVson was tli rowed ilat. Old Liz rolled to starboard an then hack port an lay rockin while we got up. Reckon you guess wliat happened, Doc? That whale miscalkilatedX IleJaid his course fine as silk. but liis elevation was off a couple o points. lie didnt fetch deep enough, an hit old Liz a welt thad like to rip the keel off her. That settled the business, too. We looked over the rail an seen some bloody water, then a flipper andsoona big black body floated up alongside. There was our whale, sir,' dead as a hunk o salt pork, witlTthe top o liis head hajf tore off. lie was. a blue whale. Doe, and he measured close to C2 feet. What become o the Dutchman? 'Whj the boat slowed down when the whale rammed us aiTflie other boat took h:m off. Hurt? Nor Tie went to work' cut tin up that whale along with the rest of em. I did. hear afterward.that he was grumblin cause twas his bucket I t howed at him an it warnt picked up. Light lively whale, warnt it. Doe? Right lively, repeated the doctor, absently. Brooklyn Eagle. - the Chicago .. 'v |