Show HOW IT AFFECTED HIM the rain which had come suddenly and unexpectedly was falling in tor rents among the persons who had taken shelter under a friendly awning was a fashionably dressed woman I 1 beg your pardon madam said a plainly attired man considerably past middle age stepping up to her and lifting bis hat but I 1 want to offer you my sincere thanks what do you mean sira she said thanks tor I 1 never expected to see it again he went on with tears in his eyes it has been nearly 30 years since since what sira what are you talking pardon my emotion madam but I 1 used to live in salt lake city and I 1 have nothing to do with salt lake city sir I 1 never was there in my life but I 1 was that was my home for many years and when I 1 saw when you saw that hat of yours madam it brought back the old thrill its an exact reproduction of the great mon tabernacle which my eyes have been aching through all the weary years to see once more before I 1 die my longing has been satisfied at last and I 1 thank you from the bottom of a grateful heart again lifting his hat he stepped forth into the pouring rain and strode rapidly down the street wiping his eyes as be walked giraffe I 1 d like a collar 1 monk you 11 find the stovepipes on the next floor down all in the name mme de la mode has a great deal of assurance to call her place for deb butantes ut antes outfits a perfect model of styles why so arent her fittings aim ply superb 1 perhaps they are but hers Is real ly a miss fit establishment the mean man during our courtship protested bis wife you declared there was nothing too good for me and now you wont even buy me a new hat that my dear replied her hus band Is because there Is nothing in the hat line good enough for you marked advances deyoung I 1 hear you and your young wife are on the outs yes deyoung haven t you made any advance toward a reconciliation 9 oh yes I 1 ve made an ad vance of several thousand dollars appropriate boothby ah me boy well met and what have you been playing of latea lushington ive been out with a tank drama boothby melodrama eha what part did you playa lushington the tank that kind one thing I 1 like about ing day it has nothing to do with politics don t know about that it is responsible for fresh disturbances in turkey and an unusual showing tn china YET TO COME prof sig tremolo performing on the wireless tight wire always elc ted gunner some of those new york brokers are planning a thousand foot er guyer great scott I 1 thought enough of them were up in the air al ready As pictured tom so this Is miss peachly a photograph Is it why she Is prettier than she used be jack yes according to that picture she la prettier than she ever was or ia CONVINCED politician when you made a I 1 coulden couldn under stan jes you tried to teach but now I 1 ketch de argument you s bryin to pursue de moral dat you p ints la die we d better vote oh you I 1 dunno bout dat tariff but it s done got me de trust Is g aneter get me too ef once it make a start dar ain nobody bohse t dat knows je what to do loh reasoning rea sonin la plain as day I 1 aneter vote oh you HIS VIEWPOINT just the man stub queer accident happened to dubbins penn you dont say yes while bookkeeping he strained his eyes too much and now every time he looks at a row of fig ures they seem double penn sorry to hear that guese he s out of work eh oh no the gas company gave him a job to read their meters SO USEFUL gran ipa and why Is geography geo graph your favorite study wlllie wlllie well you see grandpa the geography Is so big that when youve got it in front of you the teacher can t see what you re doing in our boarding house why do the newlyweds talk so much about going to housekeeping it they want to go why don t the goa it s a scheme to scare the landlady notice how they now get the best alons of the chickene 7 not a bromide she ts crazy to get married yes I 1 think so the strange thing about this la thai the person to whom this remark wat addressed dian didn t come back with the bromide well most everybody Is it all depends at what age do you think most whets the appetite 7 depends on the individual in the case of oil reddy I 1 think the age which most whets his appetite Is some extra dry vintage too canine I 1 don t think their constant tion with the canine species has done much for that couple in what waya lie has such a dogged manner and she makes such biting remarks facts in the case her mother mabel dear do you ever feel timid about asking your bus band for moneys the bride no indeed mamma but he seems to be rather timid about div ing it to me new one have to keep my eye on bilkins he sent me a feminine threat penn and what in the world Is a feminine why a veiled one needed mourning the lady I 1 haven t much in the house to give you my poor man bu would you like a piece of my piea the hobo no lady but have yer got a old black coat the lady why do you want a black one the hobo de teller yer gave a piece pie to de odder day was s pal mine another day miss Ter sleep began mr Sto plate impressively she yawned and wearily answered wella when I 1 leave you to night oh she interrupted so you in tend to come to night too do youa he looked at the clock and went away from there he did irritated landlady what seems to be the matter with your coffee thia morning mr harris do you notice anything unusual about it imperturbable Bo arderI do mrs irons there s some real coffea jn tt this morning |