Show WILBUR D NESBIT IN A WOMAN in ou hours ot rusl you all our hurry ups to 1 ush call to us the floor above tn gentle accents yes my love in a minute five moments ere tt e train be due we make one baat appeal to you and when the hast ing train we miss we moodily kemem ber this in a minute no doubt in aden e good old days poor adam sat in dumb amaze and with his wrath was like to burst at hearing then and I 1 there the first in a minute did cleopatra on the nile inake antony wait iu te a wt ie jnell she hooked the final clasp ance she murmured to that asp in a minute ah history t have been cl anaed areat nations had not been estranged 1 e block 1 ad not known some one s head tt some fair woman 1 ad not said in a minute what Is a minute woman pray Is it an hour or 1 alt a day hows tl ata you call in tones 0 glee chat you 11 be glad to anaw er me in a minute W en tl e world rings gabriel a trump nd all the saints and sinners jump t know stand on some pink cloud and 1 ear from back of all the crowd in a minute UMAN OBSERVES V I 1 know an um brella maker who backslid because his pastor wouldn t pray for rain all the time to the bradu ate the cold hard world Is will ing or you to show how much you know but it won t take your diploma s word for it speak kindly of your enemies it t gives the impression that they don t amount to enough tor you to notice them conscience Is so asthmatic it hardly ever makes itself heard until the time cor blaming yourself I 1 know a man who wears long hair ind eye glasses and Is called pro fessor just because he once played u drum in a brass band when I 1 hear some parents talking to their bad children it reminds me 0 the helpless way a hen clucks to her brood of ducks women talk about how tasir bus bands quit smoking and drinking and ill that sort of thing but if any per son in the audience knows of a man who ever got his wife to stop any hing let him raise his right hand and be sworn when I 1 hear a man arguing that the world is growing better every minute t know he has just beaten some other mans slot machine we die deral ly astounded at spanish wedding customs but the ardi nary american bridegroom woul 1 rath ei take his chances with one anarchist than with the us lal lot of tool jok ers it a ii eacher tells a good story he Is considered frivolous it he doean doesn t he is said to be a trifle too old walt until some woman becomes the had of a trust then you will see some concerted action and hear a lot of talk about how women are getting further out of their sphere in every thousand men there Is one who will wear a cork helmet and claim that it keepe him cool As to tl ere was an old amed wl true to 11 title had been bad the old man of the sea said play donkey tor me so poor who d bee i bad was in bad last recourse Is there a book on the monkey lan asks tho latron I 1 believe there is some such work replies the bookseller are you in te rested in scientific re no I 1 don t care anything about it but I 1 wanted to learn enough monkey talk to be able to swear at the hand organ monkeys swearing at the faed organ men doean doesn t do any good A 7 J |