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Show SOUTHERN UTAH NEWS Community -our Exploring past Utah Prehistory Week Domestic Blitz 2003 is Utah PrehisMay tory Week and provides an opportunity for the public to learn more about the mosaic ofhuman culture and paleontology in our 3-2- Inquiring minds want to know While our troops have Which brings us to Saddam achieved near victory in Iraq, Hussein. He hates Hussein and will do theres that little unfinished business of whether Saddam anything to get him good, said the article. In fact, just yester- Hussein is alive or not. Not to worry! Last week while day, I overheard him saying, Saddam bad man. Me bite him in, the. grocery store check-ou- t line, I happened to scan a copy of good. You have to admire the young the Weekly World News. Presi-- . dent Bush and Prime Minister mutants determination. I think Tony Blair have the whole miss- - when he gets done with Saddam , ing Saddam thing under con- - they should probably send him ordered a mutant into some of those caves Bin Laden and his cronies seem to trol-they- like. years old, or 35 bat years, Fairly popular with his fellow servicemen, Bat Boys natural night vision has been a big help during nighttime attacks. He also possesses a strong throw- ing arm, and can launch gre- nades from 50 yards. Hes better at throwing gre- nades than Doug, Flutie is at throwing footballs, confided one 13 source. While possessing many posi- five attributes, one of Bat Boys best is hes easy on the grocery bills. He wont eat the standard- issue armed forces service meal, (MREs), in fact, he believes them to be effective weapons against Iraqi soldiers. Bat Boy lives on a steady dietof desert critters, and particularly likes rats. But Bat Boy isnt the only one in the news. According to World News, there is a movement afoot to carve President Bushs face onto Mt. Rushmore, baby boomers are returning to their n hippie roots and a psychiatrist is currently treat- ing unhappy ghosts. Readers dontjust look to these can get magazines fornews-the- y all kinds of advice, as welh.For .instance, there was a story on How To Tell If Your Friend is a Closet Terrorist. One of the warning signs is they makeoth- ers.uncomfortable by cornering and lecturing on topics they are obsessed with. (That pretty muchincludes everyone I know!) Im glad that I was able to read up on all this important stuff, after all inquiring minds want to know. well-know- 0SiI33!l!B mt. ';8l I? va 'll V f li -- .8 MII-h- i (.! 'Nv5 r At. Cargo Containers Tough & Tight Delivered to your Site " f Call Toll Free May 5 - Historic Inscriptions Marietta Eaton - Monument Office - 7:00 p.m. 826-549- -- May 7 - Archaeology Dr. Joel Janetski - Escalante Interagency Office - 7:00 p.m. May 8 - Historic Inscriptions Marietta Eaton Cannonville Visitor Center - 7:00 p.m. May 8- - Cretaceous Park Dr. Alan Titus Big Water Town c Cedar City Arts Council seeks artists for two Festivals The Cedar City Arts Council is seeking artists for two Festivals. The datesare: June 13 and 14 in Association with the Utah Summer Games and Groovefest. (This festival will also includes crafts). September 26 & 27 in Ass- with the Utah Shakespearean Festival fall ociation season. Information and applications are available online at www.cedarcitY.brgartscouncil or you can contact Sue Christensen at or Margaret Grochocki at 435-586-47- -- Hall - 7:00 p.m. May 9 - Cretaceous Park Dr. Alan Titus - Kanab City Li- brary - 7:30 p.m. May 8 Discovering Dinosaurs -- in Southern Utah See 155 wwisunewsme We thought you might like to know ... Garkane Energy is interested in serving all of Kanab City. Youve no doubt heard that the City has been discussing the future of its municipal power department. icsthatcover subjects datingfrom millions of years old until recent If you live in the area served by Kanab City Power, youve experienced rate bevisitingtheelementaryschools in Escalante, Kanab and Big Water this year to explain and illustrate the ancient practice of hunting with an atlatl (spears and launchers). adjustments over the past two years which have been painful. Kanabs experience isnt unique. 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METAMUCIL, 72 In Escalante, Brigham Young University (BYU) will also be hosting tours to sites that will be excavated as part of their archaeological field school from May 7- - June 12. Tours will depart from the Escalante Interagency Office at 9:00 a.m. and 1:00 p.m. daily. For reservations 9 or stop please call (435) Main. West 755 at by The BLM is excited to provide this opportunity to have the public learn more about the past and share the journey of exploration and discovery. For additional May 6 - Cretaceous Park: New Dinosaurs from Grand Staircase-Escalant- e National Monument please contact Dr. Alan Titus - Cannon ville Visi- Marietta Eaton at (435) tor Center - 7:00 p.m. Ask your iocal paper how you can reach over 250,000 households in 40 Utah newspapers in one easy step through Utah Press Association statewide 2x2 (2 col, x 2 in.) display network. 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