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Show SOUTHERN UTAH NEWS WEDNESDAY APRIL 2, 2003 School 01 Rodney, By Chick Nielsen Dixie State College East Went to the fundraising Spa- - ghetti Dinner last night. When I came waddling in, I noticed Brent Brinkerhoff turning to his wife. I sauntered by hoping that could catch what he said. I did. Yah! snickered Brent, thats just what Of Porky needs! A plate of spaghetti . . . about the same way the ocean needs another bucket of water! Gee, thanks a bunch, Brent. Its really nice to know youre on my side. About Coach Mike Walker . . . will at school Kanab Brown Brunner and Cody High Boys represent Kelly his latest girl friend left him for State being held at Weber State this summer. a death row inmate because the inmates future was brighter than Mikes. Actually, the girl Kelly Brown and Cody Sponsors for the boys are Brunner will represent Kanab Dennys Wigwam, StampinUp!, American Legion Post 69 this Honeys Jubilee, Kanab Lions summer at Utahs Boys State. Club and The American Legion. Kelly is the son of Randall and Cheryl Brown. Cody is the son of Dennis and Dixie Brunner. The 2006 session will run from at Weber State UniJune in Ogden. Boys State versity scholars are selected from high schools throughout the state and receive hands on experience in a model state, complete with governing bodies and elected officials. The program is designed to develop in young citizens a working knowledge of the structure of government and to impress upon them the fact that government is just what you make it. Annually, more than 28,000 young men nation wide enroll in Brown and Brunnerto attend Boys State 9-1- 3 the Boys State Program. Vice-Preside- check your mailbox caught it with her teeth. How come? If you tell Lawrence and Rod they look like each other, they both get sore, The Babe and I had our usual screaming match the other day. Shortly afterwards, driv- ing into Kanab from the south I noticed a jackass by the side of road, right around the turn- off to the dump. Thinking to be I remarked, A relative of her to quit hanging around Kathy Miles so much! Shes get- ting too smart for her own good! Im not the only one with mari- - tal ups and downs. The other day, Doug McFadden came into Stage Stop with the sorriest, hangdog expression on his face. Ken Glover asked, Whats the matter? Having troubles with Jo? Doug said, We had a fight, Jo told me she wasnt going speak to me for a month.Ken snickered, That should make you very happy, pal. Doug moaned, Not if the month is up today. X-Pre- ss Dick Cheney, Tom Brokaw and Neil Armstrong are a few distinguished men who have participated. The American Legion believes that there is no better way to assure the survival of the Redeserve the recognition meaningful relationships. public than to train our young associated with the award. Pictured are: Austin Soderquist, Brittany Richins, people in the ideals and objec- Ashley Esplin, Celeste Eberly, and Maegan Nemrow. Not pictured are tives of American government. Jessica Jacobsen and Sara Adair. Fradsaia High DECA Navajo Taco Dimtsp join us for a dsllcious Navqjo Taco Dinnarl Corns and .v ' ' - , ' Where: Fredonia Elementary Cafeteria When: Friday, April 4 from 5:00 to 7:30 p.m. Cost: Only $4.00 per plate. send students to Nationals in Orlando, Florida! Support DECA and sworn we just went through a red light. In a few more minutes, they came to another intersection. Again, Betty went zooming right on through. Kathy sat bolt upright. Did I see what I thought I saw? she said ner-- I vously to herself. Poor Kathy decided to pay very close atten-th- e tion at the next intersection, Sure enough, Betty went motor-cleveing right on through. Betty, did you know you went through three red lights in a row? You could have gotten us killed! moaned Kathy. Betty turned to Kathy and said, Oh, crap! Am I driving? Girls, if you see 01 Blue broken down alongside the road, keep right on going. Ill walk to town, You know why Sully Sullivan seems lost in thought so much lately? Its unfamiliar territory. Sully is all wrapped up in him-an- d self. Did you ever see such ter-t- o rible wrapping? Then theres Sarge Baker. A day or so ago, his neighbor, Bill Blasdell saw him come out to his mailbox, look inside, then slam it shut. Thirty minutes or so went by, and again Sarge. came out to his mailbox, opened it, looked inside, then slammed it shut. The third time this hap-J- o pened, Bill was too curious to pass it up. What cha up to? he asked Sarge. Well, said Sarge, my computer must be on the fritz! Eyery time I turn it on, it says I have mail. Sarge, ever since we were kids and you fell backwards off the chair there in the old Liberty Cafe, Ive ried about you. People of Happy Valley, come see 01 Rodney about furthering your education. Hes the one whose feet are a deadly weapon, He never changes his socks. r, yours? The Babe answered, Yes ... by marriage. Ive got to get About Jo? I mentioned the other day that at the Banquet, she dropped a piece of buttered biscuit on the floor and kicked it under the table. When saw me yesterday, she screamed, I did not! I picked it up and put it on Dougs plate! Well, that clarifies that, Jo. Thanks for the explanation. I previously mentioned Kathy Miles. Im absolutely sure that some time in her life, Kathy was a blonde. Anyway, she and Betty were out joy riding a Mentors of the Month few days back. Betty was driv- The Youth and Families with Promise program coordinates service learning ing. They were in St. George and opportunities for high school students in the three local high schools. Mentors Betty went whizzing through a for the month of March are from Valley High. These students have consis- red light. Kathy, muttered, I tently given service, assisted in establishing a sustainable community, and must be losing it. I could have fostered The students nt 12 . !A wor-Purv- is Kindergarten Registration Kindergarten Registration will be held on April 9, 2003 from 3:00-5:0- 0 p.m. at the Kanab School Elementary gym for the 2003-200- 4 school year. Children must be five on or before September 1. Parents please bring the following: 1. Your child 2. Their birth certificate 3. Shot record KHS KHS students Luke Vreeken and Landon Casebolt both had entries in the Western States Regional Science Fair held at SUU. students excel at Science Fair The Centrum floor was filled. ern States Regional Science Fair Emotions were running high. with hundreds of junior high School against school. Team school students in a ballroom against team. Its March Mad- down the hall. ness. The oddity is that no basLuke Vreeken and Landon ketballs were involved and 219 Casebolt represented Kanab high school students were on the High School. Lukes project had to do with the voltage produced playing floor. On Tuesday, March 25, the by various fruits and vegetables. Centrum played host to the West Landons was a study of various frequency sound waves in water. Landon took the top prize in physics. He was also one of 38 students considered for the International Science Fair, but was not one of the eight selected. We want to congratulate both Landon and Luke for their hard work and participation. |