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Show SOUTHERN UTAH NEWS 7 Landscaping contest for log cabin site at the Fredonia Welcome Center Community WEDNESDAY MARCH 5, 2003 Domestic Blitz By Dixie Brunner Whats your reality? the shows in exotic locations? That alone tells me that the competitions are rigged against women. Even the playing field, The new reality shows have to be the lowest form of entertainment ever offered on television, dont you think? They make no sense to me, but yet they have an almost cult-lik- e following. shows over discussed are Reality for Pete sakes! Show me a man who can survive Walmart on the day after Thanksgi ving, and Ill bubshow you a real survivor! at morning coffee, corporate Most folks reality wont be tested blers, and by yuppies at the gym work-outon a desert, isle; slithering through during I even heard a popular radio talk mud, wrestling a shark or eating showhavingcontestcall-insonwh- o pigs hearts. 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It him to spend, and see what happens. takes perseverance to change a The reality shows show the babys diaper after theyve eaten very worst of humanity . While it raisins.. .without tossing your may be acceptable to stab your cookies! Show me a parent who in the back climbing can get their little ones to Church the corporate ladder, do you re- - properly dressed, hair in place, ally think it fair to gang up on no snot on their face and on the oldest guy in Survivor? I say time. What about finding a target the young, muscular bucks son who can deliver Ralph to g and the women, soccer, Brenda to play practice to be distractions the and Isaac to Scouts; all while theyre going when it comes to walking across a figuring out what to make for pencil-thi- n wire, 200 feet off the supper. Now those are real surground. Besides, the older guy is vivors! Just think ofthe possibilities-perhap- s going to understand when its time to take a rest there is a place for And whats with this having s. Wallet-Caressin- in another location of desired); 2. To make drought resistant selections for landscaping which require low maintenance care and limited water; 3. To develop a plan for proper maintenance of the landscaped area. The Landscaping Contest will be extended in future years for other portions of the Welcome Center grounds. This years contest will include the Log Cabin Site and the area surrounding it as indicated on the map found in the Contest directions. Contest directions and materials may be picked up at the main desk of the Town Office Building, beginning March 4. Completed landscaping plans The Fredonia Historical Society encourages contestants to participate in a Landscaping Contest for the Log Cabin Site of the Fredonia Welcome Center. are Residents and invited to participate. The purpose for the contest is threefold: 1. 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