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Uniquack: It Is R system wher eby poo boys are selected to ‘''' L '' '' L "ly ' (LA Mr Reston j Robert F Kennedy of New A A candidate for President from Massachusetts Query on Humphrey Hubert Why are the New York Yankees smarter than the federal government? A They know when to fire managers when they lose Q Who is Ralph Nader? silliest sas Berlin? A Dean Rusk in corn ample but some of our readers may not know that it begins in a tendon and not in the overlying bursa thin-walle- Doubled Tendon ' - Goren's Weekly Bridge Quiz By C H Goren South vulnerable you hold: Q A IPKJ103 K74 6 4b The bidding has proceedPfl: 1 South East 1 Dble Pass The bidding has proceeded: S'Ilith West North K852 North V Q 5—Neither bid now? do-yo- u hold: Q 2—Both vulnerable as South AKJ97 yoU hold: Fact SOW h 1 A 3 A 2 V 1 3 el I K17342 K9102 North 46942' V1095 Q 4 —As South 4AKQ10764 V1051 981 AQ18 — Pass rsc ' 2 V -- - p one kindly bartender who to a "Don't look custfirner whispered now hut there's a fellow walking out of here wearing your hat and overcoat" Another tapped a drinkor on ifiP arm and apologized "Excuse me mister but if you're the runt who looks rahftt I'm In tell you like a your who got tired of waiting and drove lop-eare-d 0 rimk ? 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(Look for Answers 31onda3) 2 vulnorable you hold: A62 VA43 South I A ? home without - ----: --- e - -1 t 1- -- !- Er - ' kitchen" Many Chased Out ) Yet many able and idealistic young men not indurated to the political heat have left public life because they despised the hypocrisy compromise of principle and expediency which it demands Having helped to raise some political idols in my time only to discover they possessed feet of clay I have become warily skeptical of the commencement exhorters who urge our young people to get into politics Except for a sturdy insensitive few the alluring prospect of a political caroer is seldom fulfilled in the experience itself JOHN S KNIGHT President and Editor Knight ' El 17 v 1 Els° 11 - ' -- - c i ' TUESDAY t 1 i R I 33rd South and State I ' - - t - Lutherellz F thaag) tillEntIOOD '" GUY -- - 1 )' end ' i)“41):1 ) aind01:11111YDALO THEODORE j q4t9r"1 m10' t ( 0 v The first question to ast( is is God like?" And the answer is—"God is love WITH 4 rip EDER — c' BERG Eli But man doesn't love an other for the ether's sake Man has misused—broken—the image of God CANADIANS" - featuring CARMEN LOMBARDO KENNY GARDNER it ' 1 ' t 1 - 1 I with CHARLIE McCARTHY ) The image is restored how ever in Jesus Christ who did love who st1 loves Christ's - FRANCES BERGEN MQRTiVER "What So man is created to love love in the sense of giving forlthe sake of another SPECIAL GUEST STAR P ' 4) Man is created in the image of God PAXSON — ' A 4:” LLL i BE A 1 ' '' LiElliaULI 6dete47tol$ i '4 Newspapers — 1 EDDY "- Congress e 1 1x (- in The fact is that Rep Griffin is a hard worker an ambitious energetic lawmaker who has the respect of both Demo-(-raand Repuhlicans in Congress He will be strong candidate apkinst either Williams or Cavanagh in the November election But in politics as they say anything goes In Florida the opposition to Gov Hay-do- n Burns is all but insinuating that he is a crook The fact that he is not a crook and all efforts to prove him dishonest have failed is airily waved aside by Impressionable voters who say they "don't like his looks" Politics is a cruel game Harry S Truman's philosophy was simple: "If you can't stand the heat get out of the 1 i f - IT m00"--- ate rtie4 ter NalitIM--1 Wria we'" v But lip is gPtlinq out because as William S White has written "He can no longer hear tile heating from the far- liberals in the State Department who tirelessly seek the ouster of any official who openly regards the protection of basic national interest as his first obligation" When Gov George Romney recently appointed Rep Robert P Griffin to fill a vacancy caused by thp death of Son Patrick McNamara two Democrats seeking the office were caustic in their comment Former Gov C Mennen Williams called Griffin "a negative Republican" To Mayor Jerome Cavanagh of Detroit the naming of Griffin was "political exped- ycti" TO r the upper arm and a part of the shoulder blade Repeated pinching causes gradual degeneration and in time fluid accumulates in much the same way as it does in shoes a blister on the foot from Many of the degenerated fibers may be replaced by calcium — an attempt by the body to promote healing Initially the victim feels an occasional :ache or twinge of pain in the shoulder Continued irritation accentuates the distress and any movement of the arm is excruciating Tie tender spot is just in front of the shoulder overlying the supraspmatus tendon Recurrence Likely ear ilinellill1111111111111PEIPMEMOMI4 1 ':' : accomplishments—his perfec tion aec1 unbroken image— ore given to thoe who trust SErD due' Him - 4 DAYS i —East Wost vulnotahlo you hold: (:L KQ6 By Bennett Cerf of pale-faco- - Puhlic life has its rewards and disappointments Thomas Mann ‘vho recerilly resigned as no Undersecretary of Sato has given brilliant and devoted sell ire his country Reason for Leaving ts Ifillo1EY1111ll up- mocracy Respect Just Try And Stop Me the i! iency" There's a problem which I face For the rain With my little dog today From a sky of ashen is falling now Anymorning when he sees gray ven slightest threat of rain Flatly Past my doorway he'll refuse to go With a stubborness suwindowpane He will hide beneath the bed preme And And pretend that he is sick And if I most likely nearly dead He will only should drag him out And the raindrops from dash back in Shake like sawdust from his the sky I have never seen a dog skin And to With such fear of getting wet I might just as take him out today well forget corn-pris- litictioii Whin A tiagetly it Is thattur bms are risking death under such disordered conditions: that people in this country arcept the iow that they are engaged in R glori ous struggle preserve freedom and de- - DRY DOG e the Republicans who the "mighty minority" sat on their hands and lost their tongues They re Meanwhile Nolo in moony" By John C Metcalfe Deha!t - lAppniann thinks the United Stateq must tihri a nositon in the proposed elec thin or it will be rigged again "hy those who ha P the most guns and the most Portraits They tell - l'S a - P1anriP11 Americans in tourry which merely n 'poriticalsholl and ‘vould break Into little pieces velum our support imperialists and oppressors Ein:oy Lodge's Myth We also have the myth circulated by 'Ambassador Henry Cabot Lodge that the Its Vietnamese "never had electjons never happened in their whole history" The fact is that Viet Nam has held 12 elections most of them rigged or conduct To achieve his goals becomes the complete pragmatist yielding in principle to practice the art of the possible Members of Congress often vote for legislation which they believe to be popular without challenging its soundness or practicability The politicians assail their opponents with ridiculous and unfounded charges Tsorting to any tactic no matter how unscupulous to gain their ends Perhaps It has always been this way They yield to pressure groups which present their outrageous proposals as "demands" which must he met or else When a courageous band of Demorratic senators dared to challenge the administration's Viet Nam policies the public was encouraged to brand them as irresponsible and unpatriotic sees hut little now eiretions thP let we lid Viet Nato fighting for a He emerged a ictorlors hero But deour lofty motivations Americans have now replaced the hated French as every man's meat For reasons which are at the same and revolting time understandable today's politician is apt to be a disciple of expediency He first wants to get elected and then stay elected or move on to higher office Becomes Pratrmatist GOP Shan victoryAnd sTate our country lienoNly Inspiration To the idealistic youth this counsel has appeal The brief but brilliant presidential term of the late John F Kennedy has inspired millions of young Americans to take a keen interest in public affairs and the workings of government at all prin Nk The fact is that when Ho Chi Minh national leader wi i helped the United States against Japan—made his fight for independence we backed the Frenclw-— disro- - clicy and tieirmcratie by nip Silvon covPrnment Ile says few can behove that -- an unrigged election in !II South Viet NM1 a ovetnnient determined to fight for a military poop( The young man or vonian who Is Intent upon a public career may be encouraged for with luck and skill it can be purposeful and rewarding 'Ile same must be said for those who prefer to be associated with the business community which despite its critics is the foundation of the nation's economy Not a few of the graduation day orators will urge their listeners to "get into politics" and help shape the destiny of t)fliriat P1111):ISSV "a cyniCal Walter Lippmann here for acceptance as fact There is the myth — so successfully propagated for many years — that South Viet Nam is a united little country bravely defending Its freedom against the aggressors The fart is that Solidi Viet Nam was governed by ruthless opportunistle men who never won general support from the Yet if it were not for husinesq and Industry end the taxes they pay the advance of education and eleemosynary activities would be sadly retarded For government by itself creates no vealth hut functions with the aid and assistance Of the taxed 111111h a ipIv The Age of the Myth This is also the Ago of the myth The spokesmen of both major political parties assert nefevtsrrt a false premise so insistently that it comes to have general Vital Role of BINitleVg The pain may disappear spontaneously after the arm is rested for a few weeks Recurrences are likely and in time there is residual pain especially Ivhen reaching into the roar pocket or puttHig on a shirt or coat Prolonged restriction of movement may catise the shouIdor to hist4me stiff fi o:en) Me !Hint should 10 moved thiont:h its rnt iiii rApcr of Tth)!ion E:en!:y and slmvto preArnt th0 folv cveral times a n d110 rina!n of adlesiens amer takin2 pain kr!111 tit inzs cv irrriIng one Of the stet oidc such as ACTII into the tendon she th In some intances novocaine is injected and the sheath Is fluid Mild punctured to free the pent-uattacks often recpond to spraying of the area with ethyl chloride vulnerable as South you What do you biff 2 A with two spades What is your rt'sponse? 64 Ps NT Pass 11twit What do you bid now? Q 3—Partner opens anct you hold: East Pass Pass 4 The bidding has procoodNi: North East South The bidding has proceeded: 119 3 What do you bid now? Pass What Pass Pass 2 A 3 1 universities distinguished elders Mr Knight o u r w h o advise youth both on the perils and the glowing opportunities of the future Nvill have a good deal to say about nett e participation in the affairs of governmeot It is the fashion these dayS to deplore business as a career Some intellectuals term such a future mere "money gild) bing" and "heartless" Competition The aeent is on the pmfessynis and what is vaguely called "public service" The supraspinatus muscle helps raise the arm outward: and when the extremity is up its tendon is doubled under or pinched by the bony knob at the end of AP'' There are 26 bursae In the body and some are more u s than towakmA others to repeated Dr Van Dellen irritation Bursitis of the shoulder is the best ex Who says Europe is the same as thP Mekong as important as the Rhine Saigon as vital to America as Q Asia have Mien a cushion to help the sirte)A1 glide smoothly dog house Q What do the following Answers Bursitis gels its name from the burThere sacs are found vdierever tendons cross each other or move over hone N Bursal cavities con- tam n a lubricating V fluid that arts like Easy White-lious- e Li - 76:- L4 tr- e Q Where are Sens Fulbright McCarthy Morse McGovern Clark Cooper and Gore: also Walter Lippmann Kenneth Galbraith Arthur Schlesinger Gen Robhy Kennedy George Kennan Gavin and Gen De Gaulle? In the and Bursitis Begins VIdi Tcpdon Pinch A Gov George Wallace of Alabama: Ile thinks he can control his wife A Questions Yes Dr T R Van Wall Street This On DC) (Copyright) The man who broke the market in Q Who is both the bravest and man in America today and why? (Mail to Washington birth-contr- York? A (Please Print) explain this? AMP I Just can't help it I am for the By Hasidn war against poverty I want a great society I am for everything the President Is Q What was "Ails Sally's" real for — peace freedom full employment name? TC flowers in the parks brotherhood in Viet A Axis Sally was born Mildred Sisk Nam prosperity for Asia power and In 1900 in Portland Maine the daughter everywhere unity in Europe of Mrs and Mrs Vincent M Sisk who except Texas free enterprise socialism were divorced when Mildred was seven safe automobiles modern bathrooms Her mother a Canadian and daughter of beautiful highways and Rhodes scholaran English army officer married Robert ships for hottentots — hut I still can't B Gil lars a dentist and Mildred took his help getting the subversive feeling surname When she was tried for treaoccasionally that everything isn't perfect son in 1949 the caselvas listed as "United States of America vs Mildred F Sisk A Big 'But' also known as Mildred Elizabeth Giliers Q One final question Answer true or Defendant" false: America is a wonderful and crazy Q Did any President's parents outcountry with the most impossible system live him? SD of government in the world except all those other systems and the most outraA Presidents Polk and Garfield were geous leader except all those other presurvived by their mothers and Harding sent leaders? by his father Kennedy was the only A True but President who was survived by both Q The Catholics of Viet Nam follow the advice of the Pope in Rome about politics True or false? to e ate Q How do you Not sure Whatever happened Q Humphrey? A Don't know City A are The Buddhists of Viet Nam Buddhists True or false? Q Q 20004 Street work? colleg es 1 if - Olaf in Saigon for do g potshots at the way he is conducting 111P war By waving the flag Oak hurling charges of shortages in weapons and supplies they plan to have it both waytz If the ‘‘ar should take turn for Jhe better the Repuhlican leadership can 1)oint to their backing of the President Should the fighting be inconclmive through local elections or a negotintoil s4sttionient ‘ fail to win our ohteclives the Gm- then will recall its earlier smA for a more vigorous msecution of 'the var and lay the blame on the While levels And yet as they will later discover the great game of politics has a bitter di searnV-siwhich often leads to frustTation and disillusionment Politics is not anti-Johns- Q What is meant by "The legitimate government of South Viet Nam?" A Don't know Who is DC I enclose 40 cents in coin for a copy of the booklet America's Favorite Poems It 'doesn't A Q Washington Subversive Gadget Q Do you now or have you ever had any thoughts that would be regarded on Capitol Hill or In the White House as "not helpful" unworthy and therefore "subversive"? Pass False Informatión Bureau 635 F St NW Because he has put over their domestic program with the wrong accent Q What is meant by the phrase "collective security"? A It means that if nations work together on common policies for common purposes they will all be more secure A Explain American foreign policy in A The Salt Lake Tribune A Q How does It Viet Nam A Ti d yes: Very dumb rich Iloys go to Viet Nam and very smart poor boys go to college by washing dishes and winning scholarships Also any boy of normal intelligence can escape the draft by going on to graduate school provided only that his folks can pay the freight Polley In Viet Nam? A —Use This Coupon— s tense was VTong Q Why are the intellectuals and the liberals down on President Johnson? 1 A In some ways Q k Richard Nixon said the other day that "The Republicans may go the way of the Whigs" What is wrong with that sentence? A Is the system equal? Q are all lucky Good at Grammar Q the is A They Enjoy AMERICA'S FAVURITE POEMS Is a collection of poems long treasured by Americans In it may be found such familiar linos as "My heart is turn'ing home again" (America for Me by Henry Van Dyke): "Lives of great men all remind us—" (A Psalm of Life by "I know not where Ilis Longfellow): islands lift their frtinded palms in air" by Whittier) (The Eternal Goodness These and 35 other poems are given in full This booklet makes an appreciated small gift Colorful heavy-stocpaper cents plus five cents cover Thirty-fiv- e for mailing---- - mon: Mac Bundy Jack Valenti Clore Reedy Dick Goodwin Carl Rowan and Secretaries Hodges and Ceiebreeze? 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