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N A' 0 Lipi I computers But that ry rattle-!price- - 4P 0 0 0 14A01 t 0 s by the man who makes' except to only a lead-i"Why did you Mr Steinbeek I want to tell you This de-"- I I asked 1what stop?" &dal F10P i'm on vaca- - vice gives me an idea which if it tion I haven't read anything for will make my fortune two weeks God knows whether doesn't get me killed Maybei you might like to put some I can ever catQit up" in my invention money 4hi Another to leAs Ono A of my friends go to lot If there had That's Thp doctor is so 'clioanalysts first a been thing nothing would have followed Not long busy that he has to charge for listeningl ago Dr Valadimir K Zworykinlastronomic prices was issued Patent No 3215848 to these couch fruits With my one analyst could for a "photosensitive informa- - invention 30 or 40 patients at tion retrieval device" to be used turn on for medical electronics: There once They would lie in cubicles are 10000 known diseases and each with his or her own vimeach one may have 600 or more tosensitive information retrieval device symptoms Objections Noted 'Knows' Symptoms I can hear your objections beThe symptoms of each dig fore you voice them and I have ease are stored in the memory the holes you anticipiugged cells of the computer A patient If the patient stops talkpate his tells and comes to a doctor ing a tape will say in a soothor her symptoms which are fed l voice "Yes ing and our Into the computer pops so and then what did you just a card telling what the sickness think say do dream:" Or Is This would allow the doctor "You dropped off Wake up Sir to be in illiterate howler monmadam!" key or a fiddler crab I know thee are several A succeeding computer will schools of psychoanalysis and to diagnose that is taken care of A switch undoubtedly follow and to suggest treatment — no can be twisted to Freud Jung more bedside manner no more Adler or All own work witchcraft or chronic and corn- - Your next my objection will be and municable hypochondria are you going to take "lbw worst of all no more errors It's care of the contingent dangers? a horrible thing to contemplate Doesn'tt the patient at one time don't you think? or another fall in love with the No !UMW CellS doctor?" It occurs to me to hope that no humor cells are grafted into machine otherwise there might be some critical corn- ment not entirely flattering to the patient like "You're too fat!" or "Who do you think you're kidding?" Malingering is not limited to the armed services Some peo- pie will pay a lot of money to lie to a doctor During the war my partner Ed Ricketts was a laboratory assistant at the induction and basic training center at Ft Ord in California One day a cherub in 0D's came in "Doc" he s said "I been bit by a snake I need a drink of whisky - Coldspof 8000 ITU I nickomMount Air Conditioners oy reading" t 0) 0 Pt) Jears Suggests Reading "S"n" he s aid " next time you do a little get took sick j)- 6 ill v flip-flo- "! 0 0 4 00 -- By John Steinheek rA rattlesnake only has two You cant say the world isn't fangs This one obviously on the ?novo Sometimes I could did a and hit' tock uish it would sit still and pant a hooker of: Ile poured again" befor a while : his own whisky for the boy fore it climbs on flt r'' '' ''''' - h- 1 PM SHOP AT SEARS AND SAVE Satisfaction Guaranteed or Your Money Back fSears1 SEARS ROEBUCK AND CO s Sears—Granger Applinnt and taaaing 2781 West 3500 South Flume 299-140- 1 PHONE SEARS Today at or - 355-665- 1 299-110- 1 for This Outstanding Air Conditioner Value or tome to Your Nearest Sears Store Sears—Nall Lake Complete Department Store 751 South l'hone State Street 355-66- 4 I Shop Daily 9:45 am to r) pm Open Monday Thursday Friday Till 9 pm |