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Show 6 Thursday, March THE GREEN SHEET 14, 1985 Isn't It Kind Of Odd That: Didja ever wonder why : The nonsmoking section of most restaurants is tucked away in the back? Not only do you have to hold your breath as you make your way to your table, youre quite often forgotten back there by the waitress. On the mornings that you forgot to put the trash at the curb the night before, the garbage collectors come at 7:02 a.m.? On those days that you put it out at night, they dont come until 4:44 p.m. After the neighbors dog has strewn it about the subdivision. Items that you may need one of every eight years are sold in lots of two? Take, for example, the belt on a vacuum cleaner. By the time you need another one, youll have long forgotten where you put it. Dont you find it kind of amus- has been growing? In the three months after you lay new carpet you get 14 calls offering carpet cleaning service? When you need it, no one ever offers a special rate. ing that: guy who measures a strapping 2 is considered a little man in the NBA? Speaking of which, isnt it odd A Michele Bartmess 6-- that were being threatened again with the potential loss of the Utah Jazz when fan and television support When you have time to watch your favorite television show, its always a rerun? What about those that looked so good on the previews that you didnt get a chance to see - dont they ever rerun those? Isnt it kind of strange that: A cats (not at one time) but got discouraged. When buying each cat, I would determinedly demand one of the male gender, but inevitably, just as soon as I began to love the little beast, I'd find out it was not only female, but pregnant, as well. I now am convinced that ALL cats are female and become im- pregnated by osmosis or maculate conception. im- e this winter made me feel compassion for two covies of quail that scurry through my yard and seek protection under my bushes, so I began putting out bird seed. Innocent enough, just for quail. . deep-freez- It wasnt . it odd that: coach is a good guy as long as Magna Council Continued from page 1 program in the redevelopment downtown area," Dr. C. D. Clark We are trying to attract said. business to the downtown area, not relocate it and if you want a bigger facility, nows the time to do it. snow, you see, you quickly notice strange footprints and there were some that could not be cat, nor dog, and obviously not man nor beast. Squirrels, I wondered? No, they weren't squirrels and so I constantly wondered what was going through the yard when my back was turned. I once had lots of however, long, before I saw dozens of sparrows . . . starlings galore and occasional magpies. that was okay, too. Birds come and go and arent really pets. I love the quail, tolerate the sparrows, resent the starlings and am quite impressed with the magpies. Theyre scavengers, I well know, but they d and beautiful are so that they win me over every time. Well, Ethel Bradford The pond is constantly filled with ducks, and the tame ones seem to be on friendly terms with the wild ones that come and go. I watch them from my window, content that such a variety of life lives within my visual reach without infringing on my space. A ve it sort of thing. Clark then asked if the Liquor Commission was encouraging people to drink. Winn answered, They are not encouraging them, but they are making it available to those who want it. I cant see where the pressure is for you to relocate the store, Ernie Colosimo said. After all, you have a monopoly and I doubt very much that you could operate a store with less than the two employees you have now. In response to a question of how much the state is paying in the present location, Winn said the state is paying $3.38 per square foot, plus rental for parking on the east side of the sheriffs office. He also said there are three years left on the lease. I was contacted to move my insurance office up to Arbor Park, Chick Paris said, and the cost was $9 per square foot unfinished. He said he feels the present location is the right place for the liquor store to be, not in a shopping mall or in the residential area. But then early one morning I saw a animal out there. I huge, cat-lik- e turned on the lights as fast as I could and, by golly, it was a rabbit. One huge rabbit, too. He nibbled the bird seed, to my surprise, wiggled his nose at the bread crusts and then hopped to the edge of the garden space, checking to see if the croci were tall enough for his meal. If the county must lease the new facility, Barker said the owner of a $80,000 home would pay an average of $5.47 more per year In taxes for the first 13 years. The commission (Salt Lake County) believes that now is the critical time to make this move to sure. Cats come calling, but cats are independent animals. They sniff the bird seed, nibble a bit at the stale bread and then go their way in quiet dignity and disdain. 4961 So. Stafe I was indignant, yet, also somehow pleased to see an actual rabbit on my own patio, taking nourishment from the food I offered. The next day there were two of them. Egad. give up. I fear to look out now in case I might see a cow, horse, or even a wandering deer from the hillsides. For a person, who doesnt care to have a pet, I feel betrayed. 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And then I saw tracks I couldnt for the life of me recognize. solve several pressing space problems faced by the county, says a fact sheet prepared by the countys public information office. For additional information on this issue, those Interested may contact the county information office at 1 started. pired a week ago? You mail order something and learn that the postage and handling costs are almost as much as the cost of the item? Of course Its something thats simply not available locally. You get to the end of a novel to discover that the author didnt know how to end it and left you hanging? And lastly, spring finally arrives in all her glory and you get bit by the flu bug? And when you get better, winter returns with a fury. On new all Continued from page would be You save coupons for months, only to discover that when you finally get around to using them that they ex- pay checks. When youre flush, its not only not on sale, there isnt one to be found anywhere. Those days when youre pushed no-p- . Doesnt it sometimes frustrate you that: his teams win, but hes sure a bum when they dont. Even his parentage is called into question during the tough times. The very thing you need the most goes on sale when youre between This past year Ive been a person. Entirely finished with all that business of cuddling cute pood-d- y cats; never have liked dogs; fish and birds leave me cold, and, as far as hamsters and white mice . . . well, theyre plain ugh. . long-awaite- d A Caretaker At The Zoo Just But for time, you face 100 interruptions. When youre bored, the phone doesnt ring and the hours drag by. Three days after you give up on novel ever getting a from the library and purchase It in hardback, it is released in paperback for a fourth of the price. Every time, I mean EVERY time you wash your car, the weather does something nasty? Ninety percent of the time the roads will be salted to add injury to insult. 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