Emery County Progress | 1901-12-28 | Page 3 | The College Yell

THE COLLEGE YELL occasion on which it proved of great practical V alue A young anan once returned from college with long hair a sweater that had eleven distinct colors in its fabric a good opinion of himself and a col lege yell that was terrifying his fath er sized him up and then complained bitter his complaints were more bitter when he heard the college yell and I 1 paid good money to have him acquire those clothes and that foghorn voice and exuberant throat develop ment be groaned you dont care for the yella asked the young man I 1 do not replied the father it is as valueless as the squeal of a pig and that is the one part ot the animal which is lost when he is butchered A few weeks later while on a trip to a new country tha father and son were attacked by a band of marauding the young man opened his mouth threw the reverse lever away over in the corner and emitted bis col lege yell which was substantially as follows br r woof woof woof woof zip zip zip burgoo burgoo the member of the marauding band amazed at the sound and unable to understand it turned and fled moral A college ed pays in various ways judge