Show MADE HIMSELF AT HOME tommy ns scored one on H a command ng officer private tommy atkins of the regiment was considered the smartest man on parade that morning so he was told to report himself at the corn manding officer s quarters at ten a m sharp diess belt and bayonet and his stick the can manding officer who was j having breakfast star tied by the sudden rap rap thun dered forth come in I 1 tommy entering and saluting commanding officer s orderly for the day sir commanding officer dont you know how to rei ort yourself to a corn manding officers 7 tommy nervously N no sir commanding officer then I 1 will show yo i just consider you are abe command ng officer foi the time and I 1 am yo ir orderly just sit here the command ng officer then re tired closing the door and tommy creeping up behind turned the kev then deposited himself in the chair and commenced eating the unfinished breakfast then a knock sounded at the door tommy who s there commanding officer the corn officer s orderly for the day sir tommy oh just stay there until I 1 have finished my breakfast tit bits |