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FAX HRPersonnel Office, Phone (801)977-888- 5 370-- 0 (800) 1 1 8x8'x40' 8'x8'x20- I REFRIGERATED - UNJTSVAItAJJLEj 801-283-40- by Max E. Call 3. - ANNOUNCING OUR NEW OFFICE LOCATION - EEAOE Closing date: September 16, 1996. With deer hunting mania rapidly approaching 1 was reminded of an epistle I read once about unsuccessful deer hunters, which I found amusing. With the assumption it may give you a chuckle, 1 share it with you. As you all know, the deer herds on our mountain range have diminished greatly these past few years. I know that all of you a id big game hunters would rather taste venison than beef any day. I also know that since you did not get your trophy buck, you would do anything to get that real taste of venison. Well, you're in luck. It just so happens that I have an old family recipe which tells how to make prime beef taste like cnison. To the best of my recollection here is the secret family recipe." The first thing you do is buy a nice, choice prime beef, fattened and ready to be slaughtered. Now, pen it up in a large Held and let it get used to the field for awhile. Next go home and call all of your hunting buddies, and tell them to bring their k and some chips; then youll be set for the good guns, a times." If you have a good off-roa-d drive vehicle, you should drive to the field and chase your prime beef for a good hour or so. Note: For you really hunters with ATVs and heelers, you may want to try chasing the beef on them; or een on a horse. This helps add to the hunting spirit. Now' that you have the blood pumping good and your prime beef is out of breath, and is all hot and sweaty, you should all take a quick d shot in an effort to have at least one or two shots wound him or slow him down. (It is crucial that at least one shot should be a good gut shot, and make sure that if it kicks or fl inches that someone quickly pumps another round or two into him). Now- to simulate the deer hunt, you need to account for the time that it would take to track your buck. So let your prime beef lie in the hot sun for at least an hour and a half. Next, cut the throat and gut the prime beef the best you can, since you probably have a dull knife, and your beef is gut" shot. After it is cleaned, tie a rope around the horns and hook your beef onto the bumper of your off-roa-d 4x4 and drag him throughout the fieid for approximately a mile. Now that your prime beef is full of dirt, manure and leaves, unhook it, and tie it across the hood of your nice clean 4x4. Proceed through your friendly, local neighborhood woods to get that true mountain dust and to have the feeling of a REAL hunter. For the final few steps on finishing your prime beef, drive home and let him hang in your front yard for the rest of the week. After it has hung, you may then skin the cold, hard and dirty pelt from your prime beef. 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