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Show OMICS r SUNDAY, JUNE 5, 1994 PEANUTS® THIS IS MY BY CHARLES SCHULZ REPORT ON"D-DAY." JUNE 6, 1944... ALLIES WERE POISED BUT HIS WIFE'S BIRTHDAY IS JUNE 6 |! HE'S SURE TO GO HOME FOR HER BIRTHDAY! HE WON'T BE IN NORMANDY|! HOWEVER, UNKNOWN SOLDIER SITTING CHARGE OF DEFENDING THE THAT DAY ROOT BEER WHO CAME TO BEACHES OF NORMANDY.. KNEW WHEN] TO BEGIN THE INVASION OF NORMANDY. an “ FELDMARSCHALL” ROMMEL |S IN NO ONE BUT AN NO ONE, FIFTY YEARS AGO THE ei IN A TINY PUB DRINKING WOULD BE... A STARTLING CONCLUSION. Le THE UNKNOWN UNSUNG HERO RUSHED TO A PHONE TO CALL “D-DAY HAS 10 BE JUNE | GENERALEISENHOWER SPEAKING IN CODE, THE SIMPLE SOLDIER MADE A PHONE CALL THAT CHANGED THE COURSE OF HISTORY. a © 1994 United Feature Syndicate, Inc ~ JTM DAVSS 6-5 DID YOU CATCH THE TRIPLE LUTZ? BY CATHY GUISEWITE CATHY [OH NO! HOSE WITH I Wear OH GOODNESS, THE MINI- ORESSES AND MiCRO- SHORTS FOR NUDE HOSE You NEED THE HOSE ANO PumPS WITH SHORTS! ONLY FLATS HOSE ARE SANDALS. DO ENCLOSED PumP! WITH WITH SHORTS! ARE I WEAR NUDE HOSE BUT ALL THE SHOES \ ON BEHALF OF THE WOMEN OF NUDE HOSE! DESIGNED TO GO WITH WHAT THE DESIGNERS HAD IN MIND WHEN THEY CREATED A TA, DA! NUDE SUMMER FULL OF LEG-REVEALING MINI-DRESSES AND MICRO-SHORTS THIS COUNTRY I'D LIKE TO KNOW} NOW THAT WE'RE FORBIDDEN SANDALS? NO! NuUOE NO! NO PumPS SHORTS ? WITH SANDALS ? FROM GETTING SUNTANS, THE ONE THING THAT MADE OUR. HEAVENS NO! NO HOSE WITH SHORTS, AND NO HOSE ON SATURDAY ! SO, NUDE HOSE AND ENCLOSED FLATS WITH MIN\- ORESSES AND MICROSHORTS FOR THE OFFICE ? © 1904 CATHY GUISEWITE Gistribuied by Universal Press Syndicate LEGS VAGUELY PRESENTABLE. FMERCY NO! NO MINI- DRESSES OR MIGRO- SHORTS TO THE OFFICE NO! I SEE, fS0...NO SANDALS WITH HOSE... NO SHORTS WITH PUMPS... NO HOSE ON SATURDAY ,..NO MINIS OR MICROS TO THE OFFICE... THREE DEPARTMENTS FULL OF CLOTHES, ANO THERE'S NOTHING THAT CAN BE WORN IN ANY COMBINATION WHATSOEVER! | NUDE HOSE AND FLATS WITH SHORTS ON SATUR- |