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Show Page IB Lakeside Review Wednesday , February 2, 1983 Rain or Shine Need Jogging Shoes on Shopping Marathon By SHARON NAUTA STEELS Speaking with the voice of experience, Id be willing to bet that anyone who purposely gets into the shortest Line at the super market has got more screws loose than a wobbly shopping cart you know, the one that turns left when you push right, e or makes a for the when you steer chopped beef, for Canadian bacon. As for myself, Ive learned ,that theres no such thing as a quick trip to the A & P. From the moment you step in the door n to buy, say, a grapef20 of potatoes, and pounds ruit, a bunch of green onions, the bee-lin- . half-doze- odds that youll make it back outside in less time than it would take to grow your own are as easy to beat as skim milk. First theres the little Susie Homemaker type handing out those miniscule smidgets of pure pork sausage impaled on colored toothpicks. Of course, if you taste the meat, you have to swallow the whole spiel about how the unique brand of sausage cooks the solar way. Just set a plate-ful- l in the sun, and theyll be ready-to-ethe pert little by lunchtime, peddler pipes. It does no good at all to exp at lain that youve always preferred to consume your links at breakfast. Since the aisle is completely blocked by a strategically placed box of Solar Sausage Sizzle, you find yourself buying the whole case just to clear the path. Next theres the matter of eggs. The generic brand is 8 cents cheaper, but by the time you figure out that even brand-nam- e eggs are laid by chickens, your efforts to hurry wheat. But your husband emphatically When shredded. specified you finally do find a somewhat battered box behind the frosted oats, you know you wont need to buy any bananas to go with it. Somehow, you manage to arstand berive at the check-ou- t fore the store closes. Only one line is less than six shoppers deep. Only when you get all the way out to the car does the giant lump now swelling in your throat remind you of what you' went in there for in the first place and completely forgot to buy. no-na- have been thoroughly scrambled. Eternities later, in the cereal popped, puffed, and section, you find pan-cake- d, "WO WLJQ, ffC AixraEmEivgy 100 CHARLES C. and VERDA C. PARKER WE SELL ONLY USDA CHOICE DEEF GUARANTEE OR YOUR MONEY BACK! . Couple to Note 60th anniversary CLINTON Charles C. and Verda C. Parker, 1979 W. 1800 N. in Clinton, will be honored Saturday, Feb. 5 at an open house from 2 to 5 p.m. at the home of Roger BvPalmer, 1953 N. 2000 W. in Clinton, on the occasion of their 60th wedding member of the stake high council. He is presently stake pat- riarch. Mrs. Parker was born Dec. 1, a daughter of David and Fannie Maria Cook. She has held several LDS Church positions including president of the ward MIA and Relief Society, anniversary. The family, hosting the event, They have two sons and two requests that gifts be omitted. Charles Cook Par-- , daughters: .The couple were, married ker of Mrs. Merrill (ColClinton, Feb. 7, 1923, in the Salt Lake leen) ..Clark of Clinton, Vance. LDS Temple. Cook Parker of West Jordan, Parker was born July 9, 1898, and Mrs. (Gloria) Palmer in Clinton a son of Thomas and of Clinton.Roger Jennette Parker. He has been active in the LDS Church and They also have 12 has served as bishop and as a 11901, : Cancer Society Will Send Singing Valentine Message The South Davis Chapter of the American Cancer Society is ready to help you send a very special token of your love to that ODLOItl GDLCIC1 CUT VDP TOP PQVGCX OVGACX DOAOV ILGOO UP THREE LGOOCD 3 (b. AVACCGjO fl FQYCGG DAO CAGQOTO for rtnco 01 Let Me Call You Sweetheart, Close to You, or two favorites. Arrangements can be made 'for Saturday, Feb. 12, or Montines Day. Quartets of singers from variday, Feb. 14, by calling Jay 3 or Marion ous south Davis high schools: Shields at The cost is will sing a love song and present Peterson at a carnation to special someone. a $10 donation to the American They will sing your choice of Cancer Society. special someone this Valen- 295-161- 451-289- 3. Schillings 25 lb. Golden West. FLCCn ..... TACO CO Betty Crocker mix QCLLU?.. 1 CPACnTTI Faun 3 lb. Parkay MAUI 2 lb. Hmhey't i:j3taht 039 COCOA .... Zj 5 lb. Golden Medal FLCl'3... CUPrint FRESH EXTRA LEAN C5C3CLI ca GACIDIODOG GDC DGC7 09 nU CO 1 Gal. 1 KDK MILIX .. Post 20 ox. QAICin C2AH , . . . . 3 ox. Lyndon Farms C1AC:3 C20vjr:3 Western Family RATH GDAP3 0AU3AGQ juicn DC1LO a-j- 1 Rath Black Hawk 1 DACCH lb. 09 570'.. i lb. 1 8 ox. PC3T T0A0YIZ3 00' HJlPdffi 300 East Gentile, Layton Effective Feb. New open 2nd to Feb. Cth Monday-Soturda- y . 9 a.m.9 p.m. Closed Sunday |