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Show Back Words Now double-breasted suits are back, This truth F rise to state: Those gangster movies un ty Don’t look so out of date. QUIPS AND QUOTES A wife, to whom golf was a total mystery, never could understand why her husband insisted on tiring himself out by walking so far every time he played. So one day she went with him to see what the game wasall about. She followed him until he ianded in a bunker. There he floundered about for some time in the sand. The lady seated herself on top of the bunker, took out her knitting, and said complacently, “There, I knew you could just as well play in one place if you made up your mind to it.” —Helen Harris The perfect reducing machine has been invented. It costs so much that you have to starve to keep up the payments. —Lucille J. Goodyear Seven-year-old Mary Ellen was showing a school chum her elder sister’s beautiful room. “How old is your sister?” queried her friend, gazing enviously around. Our policyowners arc bound to be happy. “She’s 16,” explained Mary Ellen. “Mother and Daddy promised that it would be my room some day, but she never got married.” —A, T. Quigg Handy Hint: The thing to do for a persistent, impos- sible-to-locate car squeakis to install a loud stereo system. —William Lodge A smaii boy camehomeafter school io report he'd just witnessed a fight between twoofhis friends, who hit one another with sticks. “Why didn’t you try to make them stop?”asked his mother. “I would have,” he said, “but I couldn’t find another stick.” —Lane Olinghouse Weve declared another record-high dividend. New York Life will be paying $269,000,000 in dividends in 1970. Everycentofthis will go to our policyowners. That’s because oursis a mutual company—wehavenostockholders. Of course, dividends aren’t new to New York Life. We have paid them every single year for well over a century. Thelarger our dividends have grown, ees >» the lower thecostoflife insurance for millionsof those weprotect. Wethinkthis is a pretty good record. Wehopeit will encourage youtocall your New York Life Agent to “talk insurance.” Onedayyou could be oneof our happy policyowners. , New York Life Insurance Compa 51 Madison Avenue, New York.NY. 10010 Life, Group and Health insurance ‘Annuities, Pension Plans, Our 125th year Py Fora happierlife “Deirdre, I 30 wish there were some way for you to share with me the great joy of Textron up 3%, McDonnell Aiscraft up 1, J&J up 2%.” Family Weekly, April 12, 1970 1 |