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Show The Ever-Widening Circle The achievements of man are beyondbelief, So why can..ot mankind achieve A spot remover to remove the spots That other spot removers leave? —William Lodge QUIPS AND QUOTES See these limited-time Cosco values at your nearest housewares dealer now! A man walked into a restaurant one busy noon and when the harried waitress finally got around to taking his order, he told her: “T want a club sandwich, and this is the way I wantit mede: I want it on white bread, slightly tcasted, the bacon and tomato in the lower third, the chicken in the middle third, and the lettuce and dressing in the uppeethird. Then I want the crusts trimmed, the sandwich cut in three narts with toothpicks holding the paris together, then I want two sweet Pickles sliced and laid on top. Is that understood?” “Okay,” replied the waitress. Then she turned towardthe kitchen and shouted, “One club sandwich for an architect!” —Dan Benneit Nothing makes the cost of living more reasonable these days than pricing funerals. —Franklin P. Jones Growth Whaia captivating child— Unaffected, cheerful, mild. Well-behaved, and acquiescent. Whata shameit will become A resentful, quarreisome, Stubborn, sullen adolescent. —William Walden mtOBE The joy of motherhood: What a woman experiences when all the children are finally in bed. —Lueille J. Goodyear A couple of husbands met and one said: “How's your bachelor friend George these days?” “IT saw him last night,” came the reply, “and he was mending slowly.” “I didn’t know that he had an accident.” “He didn’t. He was sewing buttons on his shirt.” —Lane Olinghouse The Soviets may brag, but we still haven’t heard of many Americans arriving penniless in Russia | and becoming millionaires. —John K. Young After atte ie the weekly church service, a woman with a reputation for being overly critical was talking to her neighbor. She insisted that the seats in her pew were too hard, that the hymns were sung off-key, and that the sermon was poor. At that point, her little girl spoke up. “But, Mommy, what can you expect for a dime?” “Hey, Larry! I hit the jackpot!” ‘mOUMA 47H0% | A HAMILTON CORES COMPANY 8 Family Weekly, March 29, 1970 —Dorothea Kent |