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Show —Betty Billipp QUIPS AND QUOTES Vacationing at mountain resort, a young minister learned that a lady recently arrived from Boston was seriouslyill. The minister visited her to offer his comfort and sympathy. “I | shall be praying for your speedy recovery,” he said. “That's not necessary,” she replied frostily. “I’m being prayed —Gloria Bier As they were paying their check in a restaurant, two women discussed some acquaintances they had run into only a few minutes earlier. “Did you see how pleased Mrs. Smith looked when I told her that she didn’t look a day older than her daughter?” “I really didn’t notice,” the other woman answered. “I was too busy watching the expression on her daughter’s face.” —Dan Bennett Sign in a Volkswagen garage: “Think big and you're fired!” —AHarold Helfer EE B ; aGn for in Boston!” NOW-FOR READERS OF FAMILY WEEKLY A Real Jewel Among Swiss-made Watches # WWII FROGMEN’S WATERPROOF All-Weather Sportsman's We have charcoal and grill, Sun-tan lotion, “skeeter-kill,” Bathing suits, a volleyball, Folding chairs, and Grandma’s shawl, Paper napkins, fishing hooks, Playing cards, and comic books; But, Honey, I've a sickly hunch We forgot to bring the lunch. The more I look around at the husbands of other women, the more I realize that my own wife was a pretty good judge of brains, personality, and character, after all. —John Shotwell ST LLL LLL © CD, 1967 PB SBSRBRBBSZBBRB TESTS TED Calendar Watch—12% SCUBA-TESTED IN EXTREME UNDERSEA DEPTHS FLYING e FISHING e HUNTING e TIMING ATHLETIC CONTESTS SKIN-DIVING e BOATING e SWIMMING e RACE CAR DRIVING This is a gem, rarely seen before World WarII, but then made famous by the teamsof Frogmen that needed a rugged andreliable instrument that would not only give the date andtell time, accurately, in 150 feet of water, but would also be an elapsed time computer to tell them how long they'd actually been under. This is it. All parts are machine-calibrated in SwitzerSane whore the corepiere Wah ole Reet seeDed ous UneL len Bevery in two different factories, then assembled and tested, under pressure, in a third. It is guaranteed waterproof at 175-feet, is shock-resistant, anti- an-‘unbreakehc; automatic..24-hour calender. big ‘sweep second hand, luminousdial and hands, gleaming stainiess steel rustproof case, Frogman’s steel wrist band or rubberized underwater,strap. No matter how you use it, on land or see, that’s a big hunk of watch for only $12.95 plus 65¢ postage and handling. And it’s fully guaranteed for a year! In every way,a solid buy! --———=—-=— USE MONEY-BACK COUPON TODAY! ——---—— If l PARK GALLERIES, Dept.FW8-27 , 103 Park Avenue, New York, 17 i lush me_____Deep-Sea Skin Diver's ¢ $12.95 for rubberized band and © "ass NAME — com) 2 full refund! “Did you ever stop to think that we could be replaced by an electric eye?” fied, | can return them for Enclosed is check or m.o. for $____ [7 Enclosed $1. good faith deposit. Send C.0.D. Coal I'll pay postman balance plus postal ADDRESS city ‘STATE Family Weekly, August 27, 1967 7 iP (aun ne en ae ae g J |