| Show W WA a s S if ad A b fi 4 M n W 0 r A neighbor pf caino mine at bath diac last list july said ex sheriff tom dunn used to boro everybody oa on ithe train by beni ber LarIng the vagaries lesi of his lawnmower lawn mower he ile had bad shout about tea ten square feet of lawn that be he used to chave most conscientiously overy every other day ills lawnmower lawn mower however deemed possessed of a mischievous demon demea of some eort sort it would sulk and refuse to go then when he started to investigate the muse of the stoppage it would start suddenly and cut hie his finger to the hone jome it would alternately alte fall to cut the grass at all and dig great furrows in tho the soft turf lie ile tried to sell it but no one would tako take it as a gift at last ono one morning he showed are an advertisement in a brooklyn paper offering for sale at a ridiculously low rate a peerless lawnmower that was warranted to cut grass as evenly and ai a regu barly as a patent razor the owners address ad dresa would be furnished at the domce of ot the newspaper M no new york for mine this morn ingia chortled my neighbor going to get that peerless lawnmower this very day and tako take it home 0 ajr wife aa as a surprise this afternoon been wild to set get rid of our old mower from the description this pew ew one Is juat just what weve been yearning for and tonight to night III throw the old one into the ash barrel the following day we bere a ere iere on the same train again rind I 1 expected to be bored by a glowing ac coutt of ot the glorious new lawnmower lawn mower ent but to my surprise its possessor seemed end ee try in ing g to avoid avold me how about the new lawnmower lawn mower I 1 asked there la to no new now lawn lawnmower mower lo 10 answered shortly but the advertisement but that advertisement he be replied with terrible solemnity wat wag inserted by my wife new york telegraph |
