| Show 0 LE THINK aam jones ie Is at tit times uncouth but ho he tins probably anade more people think than uny any other man on the american platform it Is reported that lit tit mobile ala not r ion long g at eluce ax ho lie asked if there cro any in the audience who had spoken in un pleasant plen sant tones to their husband husbands three that theyO weh ew it eligible to that class tho the lecturer requested them to come forward and when they had nad turned to tho audience und and sold said now I 1 wish to introduce to tho people of mobile i 0 of the tho biggest liars in tho the city recently mr conr la a undertaken tha to mako to t tw o mis bunds think and in one of hie his lectured lec leet tUrea dres enid said rho pinco place to take the trite measure of a mom li I 1 not in fit the harkot place or amen corner nor in thi th held 1 or forum but at hie his own 11 fireside reside there he lays aside hie his mask and you learn whether he la Is an imp or an angel king or cur hero or humbug idonat I 1 do not care a copper what the world say says about him whether it crows him with glory or pelts him with eggs I 1 care not of whit ivIl religion gion he may bo be if his babies dread LIs coming home and his better holt half swallows her heart every time ehe sho acks for a 5 bill he is a fraud of the farst water even if it he prays night and morning until he shakes the eternal hil hills Is but if hie his children run to the gato to meet bias hm and lovea own sunshine illuminates tho the face ot of hie his wife when she bears his footsteps you un take tako it for granted that he ie Is pure gold his homo home Is a haen haien and that tho the humbug never gets near tho the throne of god ho he may bo be a rank atheist and red flag anarchist a mormon and a ho maybay may buy votes bet on ele elections elious he may deal from the I 1 bottom and drink beer until ho he cant tell a dollar f from rom a circular saw and still be better than the man ibo Is i suavity but who makes home a hell a who vents on an his helpless difo and children the III nature he would try to inflict on hi his fellow men but dares not I 1 can forgive much in a fellow mortal who would rather make men swear than bouen wot aen weep would rather have lave the hate of all the world than the cou of hie his wife who would rather call auger to the foce face of a king than fear to tho the face of a child |
