Show WEAK APOLOGY AIo fine general kitchener recently rece atly informed Inform eI the english government with ith regret that a stampede of his mules resulted in the night flight of hie his soldiers that etory story may go all right in england but ina in a country where tho the mule ie Is known and respected the report will be branded as a libel the american mule inherits from bis his father a steadfastness which even men the descendant of john bull could profitably imitate in small matters he is a bit sensitive but great trials bring out the sturdiness of his character he will shy at A drifting leaf but all the english engligh pom ever captured by the boers would not make him run a yards ind and titter after such infrequent visitations of hysteria bo lo stops and stays stopped pet kitchener and tho the other english generals must get a now new apology for defeat |