Show PAT PUTS ON STYLE astonishes SPOUSE BY PURCHASE OF SUIT OF PAJAMAS indignant irishman berates merchant who failed to explain how night garments were to be worn when pat mccaffery got a boss job ho he thought it duo to hla his advancement advant ement Is in society to sport a new suit whilo while at it the mens furnishing store ho be noticed some pajamas an wat be yo ye askin fer thim summer suits he asked the clerk those smiled the young raan are the latest in pajamas pajamas is ut lit an wat bes the ho use at thim why gentlemen who pretend to any fashion wear them when they retire retire arm blaness yo yc mane no when they retire to the night go to bed ah h me young teller feller it Is nt at well now pathrick McCaff erys not coln short anything av a tash rash way av take a suit aw w cm 1 yes sli oil what size of 0 shirt col lar jar sixteen an a halt so the clerk put up the purchases anti and sir mr mccafferty went happily home ile ho had a little echeme to astonish sirs mrs Ne mccabery McC adery Caffery going straight upstairs he be put ort on his new suit hid the pajamas in the closet and went down stairs again where lie he 41 displayed splayed the new clothes to the delight of 0 cathrine ah h b li h but bet thought pat to himself wait till ye see me pajamas A little before his bis usual hour for going to bed pat said well katie dar darlina darll lint nt hlll go upstairs and lay away me garments gal gar mints mrs ira mccaffery finished the socks and mittens she was mending and then fol followed loved pat when she got to the bedroom door it was fastened pat wat bes yo ye doln doin wl th dure locked she called Whis slit ht katie oril lot let yo ye in in about a bialt olm gattin up a little rr fr yes two or three s passed but pat did not open the door katie got impatient and thumped on it pat sic caffery Cal Tery let me in what divel mint are ye up to any wais A smothered voice spoke from within just wan an moor second katie another minute passed then katle katie kicked the door and shouted pathrick Alc mccaffery Caffery Is ut crazy ye are open th lure dure or schlame tr fr an icer the door was opened and there stood pat ile he surprised her all right the pajama trousers had fallen down over his feet bo be had bad on hla his nightshirt and the pajama shirt over that ills hair was in his eyes and ills hla face red with anger mrs I 1 mccanery mccaffery screamer screamed howly bivens pat are yes havin a fit fit Is ut divel a fit can of 01 get the little jew niver bowled me it the pajamas go on over th nightshirt or varsa versy |