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Show Page IB North Edition Lakeside Review Wednesday, November 9, 1983 t . Tw Rain or Shine: All Moms Share Same Experiences ra when it comes to shifting sand? Why is it that beverage glassses filled with water are so much more stable at the dinner table than those containing grape or orange juice, lime Kool-Ai- SHARON STEELE Review Correspondent Po your kids really do all those things you write about? Whenever someone asks me thai I automatically know she either hasnt got any children, or she has got children, but theyre no longer kids, and shes for-- ! gotten that they ever were., I dont think any mother who is, currently up to her neck in pampers, peanut butter, and d blue jeans could read questions like the following without wondering who managed to eaves drop on her daily routine without being seen: How is it that whenever Im up to my elbows in bread dough, son suddenly has my 4 year-ol- d to go, and cant get his jeans d, soda? How is it that my precocious baby only sings the national, anthem for people who have left the room? Why is it that the shoes on sale in the kids department are always one size too small for any child of mine who needs a new - pair? How is it that a kid who can hear a candy wrapper rustle from any room in the house can not hear a single thing when Im giving him a job description face ' to face? Why is it that out of 1 5 loose white socks in the laundry, only the two with the holes in the heels turn out to be mates? Why is it that a child who would eat burnt toast, if it had peanut butter on it, will not eat bread crusts spread with Skippy, Peter Pan, or Jiff? How is it that after all of the questions above have twisted through my brain with the intensity of a tornado, my 3 year-ol- d can give me a giant kiss that tastes like strawberry jam, and suddcntly motherhood red-hair- ed seems like such a breeze? pint-size- ' unzipped?. Why. is it that my toddler al- ways manges to dump out a whole box of Rice Krispies when company is coming in five minutes and the vacuum belt is broken? , How is it that my 7 year-ol- d only remembers that its library day when theres just time enough to call me from the school and say her books are still at home? Why is it that my oldest daughter only has homework when I need help with the housework? , How is it that the sheets on my sonss beds could rival the Saha- - Open House To Provide Holiday Ideas NovemFARMINGTON ber 15 and 16. are the dates for the third annual Extension Holiday Open House. The open house will be held at the Utah State University extension office (sheriffs annex) in Farmington. Demonstrations will start at 9;30 a.m. Judy Starkey, USU Extension home economist, will teach "you how to manage your time during the holidays with her demonstration, 'Twas the Month Before Christmas, 1 At 10 a.m., Teresa Cooley, USU Extension home economist, will demonstrate Yule Logs. This will include a chicken filling and a sweet filling for jelly rolls, and also some fun ways to decorate them for the Boneless holidays. At 11:30 a.m., Alene will demonstrate, PORK ROAST mas . Macfar-lan- e Christ- and Centerpiepps Decorations. ; Jill Holbrook will demonstrate How to Dough It This Christmas, at 1 p.m. She will show how to make Christmas breads and salt dough figures. , At 2 p.m., Yetta Burrell will demonstrate No Cook Candies. These are easy recipes that require little or no cooking. Included will be chocloate truffles, carmel chews, candy bars, white - Louis Rich Variety Pack 40 o. TURKEY Party Cut LUNCHEON HEAT.... 12 Os. Minute Maid Frozen Dennison CHILI CON CARNE... FRUIT PUNCH... 2 Lb. FOLGERS COFFEE. 6Va os. Snows Chopped ... available extension bulletins. The schedule will be the same for both days, so participants may pick the day that is best for them. t Elk Auxiliary Tea Sunday ROY The Roy Ladies of mother-daught- er tea Sunday, Nov. 20, from 3 p.m. to 5 p.m. at the Roy Elks Lodge, 1875 W. 5200 So. Ginny Woodard, president and Lee Maye Voorkees, wife of the exalted ruler, will be honored. Chirman for the event is Vir- -, is ginia Solomon; Margaret Butler. All Ladies of Elks, wives of Elks and guests are invited. an . '.i 80 3 LEGGED Ea. FRYERS 2 Lb. Keebler HONEY GRAHAMS... 32 os. Hunts or 529. .80 KETCHUP... ... CLARIS MMLiniDA'Sr ESAKM EJEEHUS velvet fudge, etc. There will also be a display of inexpensive Christmas gifts and Elks will hold a m CD Minced $J69Ea. 99 Ea. |
