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Show THE SOUTH CACHE CITIZEN, HYRUM, UTAH RAYER ASPIRIN OUR COMIC SECTION PROVED SAFE Lift Take without Fear as Told Events in the Lives of Little Men A 1. 1926, Western Newspaper Union.) Presidents Pirate Ancestor Pain! Off-- No in Bayer" Package tT is doubtful If Millard Fillmore, thirteenth President of the United Stutes, ever boasted of the fact that his was a pirate, yet such is the truth of the matter. It must be said in extenuation, however, that John Fillmore was a pirate against his wishes, and that as soon ns possible, he got out of the pirating business, and that under rather exciting circumstances: It is also to his credit that in getting out of the business he helped put an end to the career of Capt. John Phillips, pirate of the Atlantic coast. John Fillmore was a native of Ipswich, Mass., and a member of the crew of the Dolphin, commanded by Capt. Andrew Ilarriden of Cape Ann, when that ship was captured by the pirate Captain Phillips while fishing for cod off the banks of Newfoundland. Phillips seems to have had a particular grudge against New England vessels. On one occasion, so the story goes, he took a ship, the master of which was a Saint of New England, named Dependanee Ellery, who gave the pirates a long chase before being overtaken. As a punishment Phillips forced the Saint to dance until he fell down exhausted. After the capture of the Dolphin, Phillips compelled Captain Ilarriden, young Fillmore and another young man, Edward Chcesman, to become pirates against their will and take part in many a robbery on the high seas. Put the three fishermen had little stomach for such deeds, and they began plotting either to escape from the pirate's clutches or capture the vessel and bring him and his crew to justice. Their chance came one day late in April, 1724, when they discovered Phillips on deck with only two of his men near by. Quick as a flash they sprang upon the three pirates, killed two of them forthwith, tripped up Captain Phillips and tossed him Then they sprang into the hold below where the remainder of the crew were loafing, covered them with pistols and put them in chains. They were masters of the ship now and they quickly set sail for Boston, where they arrived on May 3. The pirate crew was turned over to the authorities who, upon evidence offered by the three mutineers, hanged two of the pirates whose records were particularly black. Fillmore and his comrades were absolved of all blame for the piracies they had been forced to help commit and besides were highly praised for their daring in ridding the const of the blood-thirstCaptain Phillips. li 3 I MICKLE, THE PRINTER'S .DEVIL JUST BECAUSE THE VJE WAO A PIECE I hi THE PAPER. ABOUT VOUR. AUTO ACCIDEUT IS HEK T AIWT! 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Morgan lived to Je restored to some semblance of respectability (undeserved as it was), and after dying peacefully was buried amid great pomp and circumstance. Fate saw to it that L'Ollonais should be adequately punished for his crimes, and he died as horrible a death as any of his hapless victims. LOllonais was transported in his youth from his native land to the West Indies as an Indented laborer, and after serving his time joined the buccaneers who were just then rising to power on the island of Hispaniola. He served for a time as a sailor and conducted himself with such skill and courage that the French governor of Tortuga island gave him command of a ship and sent him out on a privateering voyage against the Then he stole a vessel Spaniards. and went on account, but still preying upon the Spanish settlements.' His first great success was the capture of the towir of Maracaibo in South America, which he held for four weeks while his wild followers pillaged and murdered. The spoil from this town was the vast sum of 200,000 besides great quantipieces of eight, ties of silks,- - jewelry, and plate. To the credit of this pirate it must be said that he played square with his men Each man was given a just share of the loot, a share was allowed for the n of each man killed, and those of the pirates who lost an eye or a limb received, extra rewards. LOllonais was as daring ns he was cruel. At one time his ship was wrecked, and although most of the pirates got to shore thpy were immediately set upon by a party of Spaniards, and all killed except the leader who was badly wounded. He escaped by smearing blood and sand over his face and hiding among his dead comrades. Then, disguised as a Spaniard, he Entered the city of Campeche, and with sardonic joy. watched the.celebra-tio- n of the citizens over ids death ! Another shipwreck on the const of Honduras proved his undoing. 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