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Show Action Counts "Quotations" OUR COMIC SECTION THE FEATHERHEADS By Osborn WwUn Wiwiymr Good thoughts are no better than good dreams, except when they are put into action. Some prejudices are amply justified. Dont be ashamed of a prejudice, but analyze it. If one knows a mean story on himself, let him remember it when he is tempted to tell a mean story on someone else and refrain. The swan knows how to use its neck; that is why it is beautifuL The giraffe doesnt and is gro- He that doth a base thing in seal for his friend burns the golden thread that ties their hearts together. Jeremy Taylor. Some there are who profess to despise all flattery, but even these are, nevertheless, to be flattered, by being told that they do despise it. Colton. Friendship which flows from the heart cannot be frozen by adversity, as the water that flows from the spring does not congeal in winter. J. Fenimore Cooper. Every man has a weak side. Every wise man knows where it is, and will be sure to keep a double guard there. John Mason. Sno Sleep Unii 1jvcLz tesque. A. man has an ideal of the girl he could love, but never in his imagination does he fashion the friend hed like. When he makes a friend, the friend is right there in the concrete. DONT RUB Jlul YOUR EYES Leaving No Stain Let us seek so to live that our year may, to use Cowpers no beautiful expression, leave stain upon the wing of time. Of all the wingless angels on earth that you value, the man who you know when he tells you he will do a certain thing on a certain day, will do it, is the most precious. How you behave is your neighbors way of judging not by what you think. Arent the ladies pages full of advice on how to manage a husband; but where do you find admonitions on how to manage a bygone Rubbing your eyes grinds invisible particles of dust and dirt right into the delicate tissues, making the irritation just that much worse. 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SOFT PEDAL TIME When I engaged you you told me that you were a handyman. Well, so I am. I live in the next street. What Price Glory The nice lady entered the restaurant and ordered an omelet. The waiter .took the order. Im sorry to have to explain madam, he said, that the price of omelets has been raised. Its on acof the war, you know. count and to likes dentist pause My exclaimed the tell funny stories. My goodness! Yes, but I wouldnt enjoy funny nice lady, are they throwing eggs at each other now? stories at $10 an hour. Wife First Aid the furniture people Its come for the piano, John. But I gave you the Husband next installment. the for money Wife Yes, I know dear; but dont say anything. Im going to pay them as soon as they get it downstairs, because Ive decided to have it in the sitting room. ' Sad Indeed This is tough luck, said Ham mournfully as he leaned out of a window of the ark. Whats the kick now? inquired Shem. Why, weve got all this water all around us to fish in, replied Ham, and only two fish worms on board. Louisville Courier-Tiroe- pened if Id asked as many questions when I was a boy. Perhaps, suggested the young hopeful, you would be able to answer some of mine. American Legion Counsellor. Marksmanship Si Yes sir, Zeke, as sure as I sit here now, I shot that old double-barr-el in1 that flock of ducks and I down five of them. brung Zeke (unconcernedly) Didnt I ever tell you about me huntin frogs the other night, fired at one, Anthen five hundred croaked. napolis Log. ALONG THE SHORE s. Was Grandpa Dumb, Too? Handy You have been with this firm a What a boy you are for asking Monk Census Taker I wonder if week and I find that you have not questions, said the father. "Id those ducks come under the head the slightest idea of office routine. like to know what would have hap of floating population? I I THE ' STATiE C0?3!)0U ii tiM 35)! a quart l RHEWIfflODlUSIE IHiaDTEIL A. 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