Show ilamai dont take to much interest in the affairs of your neighbors kikper six per centi will do CS C S A recent traveler stopped at a cabac ret in france where the host had bad two sorts of wine which he called first I 1 table and common table 11 1 I tried them both said the traveler and lland found them teem lamentable I 1 dont miss m my y chur churco cli eli so much as you suppose said a lady to her minister who had called upon her during her illness bof I 1 make betsy sit at the win dow as soon boon as the bell begins bebing to chime and tell me who aro are go going g to church and whether they have got anything new r J A german minister was walking in procession atthe attao at the head bead of the parish i loners louers over cultivated fields in order to tb procure a blessing on the crops when he ee came to one of 0 unpromising appearance he be would pass on sayin saying nere hero prayers and sin singing ing will avail nothing it must have manure manure 11 A grave quaker once passing through h a bad street was astonished 0 to o S see chis his son emerge from a den which ho decent person would louid i ouid frequent the graceless youth drew back hoping to es cape observation nay nayl isaac th the e sad astonished parent never be ashamed of caming out of that sort of place but be especially careful nesler neiler never more to go into one i A benevolent lady went to visit a family who was said to be almost starving she sho found them half clad cold im an and not a morsel of food in the house what imbat do you most lle ile need eci col she asked of the mother of the family the woman thought a moment her face bright ened and she answered why I 1 always did want a headdress so be comin 1 I dont s say ay your honor that til the gentleman was arink 11 replied a witness in one of the polly police ce courts no not by no means but this I 1 will say gay he was washing his face in a mud amud puddle and drying dryll ng it on a door mat whether a ft sober man would do this in course I 1 cant say the magistrate thought lie he the consequence was the gentleman had to pay the usual fine in new zealand a chief with ten wives was told that he be could not be baptized unless he confined himself to one at the end of about two months he repaired to the nearest missionary a and nel nol stated that he had bad got rid of nine what have you done with them was the next interrogatory 1 I have eaten them was the ready reply little mary was discussing tho the great hereafter with her mamma when the following dialogue ensued it mary mamma bamm a will you go to heaven heaved when you die mamma yes I 1 hope so child 1 mary well mamma I 1 hope ill go too or be lonesome mamma oh 1 I hope your papa will go too ilary mary oh oli no papa cant I 1 go hl he c cant ic leavo leave 1 10 the i c 80 store t r C when his eminence the late inte candir nal nai wiseman was plain dr wiseman wisman of the sardinian chapel in inn fields a pious friend knelt to him in confession after the process ho lio retired to a quiet corner an and d lost himself in an ecstasy of eon con contrite trite fervor when he rose frombois from his knees at length his hla hia hat aaa was gone he searched far and near but nowhere could li he tind find it finally he retook betook him to dr wiseman father I 1 have lost my hat hatI itar fear somebody has taken it and what were you doing when it was taken 1 praying I 1 ah my child said the doctor with a quiet smile 11 you ou know ow what the scriptures tell us we wp must watch as well aspray ll 11 A A farmer called at the house of 1 ft lawyer to consult him professionally queer at home he inquired of the tho he lawyers lady who opened the door at his summons oils ile he was answered d negatively disappointment shown in ii his 1 face but after a moments consideration a thought revived him 41 medby isi INI abby herself ean can ril gil me the necessary information as well vell as V t seen as yaler his wife the kind lady ladr readily promised to do so so if on learning tho 40 difficulty she found it in her power and the other proceeded to state tho cao cae as at follows ye yo an old white mear and 1 I should shoula borry yoto gang to tile the mill with arlston yer yep back bacu an in we should get no farder than stair hill hill when all ail lat at onee once ye should baek back up 1 and rear up and pit chup lafia anu ana hn kneel eel down backwards and break yer neek neck would pay for ye not I 1 dearn deam t the lady closed thedoor the door |