| Show Standard Exnmlnor Friday April 20 2001 7 EJ-gqjH- D er Sony there’s nothing funny about ‘Freddy’ Film way out of bounds even b9 today’s standards By STEVE SALLES SlntHlnnl tuammet My mw rril: first reaction alter nut uf tireen's movie anger was mad that I had to sltv through this outrageous allrmit to my senses I le made fun of everything under the sun from the physically challenged to children suffering from sexual I abuse I started to gng a couple of times even tried to cover my eyes until It struck me - never had I seen u human being so starved for attention that he would literally do ANYTHING to net it Then I Just felt sad It would he easy to trash "Freddy Got Fingered" on so many levels but that's exactly what Green wants He wants nie to soy this Is the worst movie ever made but 1 won't give him the satisfaction Instead I'll provide u list of his antics so you'll have an idea what to expect If you decide to Ignore my pleadings (Stop here if you're remotely squeamish) Tom masturbates a stallion (not fake) in a horse corral lie guts a road-kil- l deer (fake) and places the carcass on his head His friend suffers a compound leg fracture Tom licks the open wound and exposed bone Tom delivers a baby bites the cord with his teeth and swings the baby over his head by the umbilical cord I le canes a wheelchair-boungirlfriend on her lifeless legs because It turns her on Tom tells authorities his father molested his younger brother Freddy - thus the title There's more Some believe It or not are worse others Just c- - ’ -- - Review Fmqored' OUR RATING: No stars r- "I - - L r THE FILM: Freddy Got ' "X"s fc ' v3y 1 4 STARRING Tom Green Mip Torn Julie Haggerty Anthony Michael Hall and Drew Barrymore BEHIND THE SCENES: Co written and directed by Tom Green In his feature film directorial debut PLAYING: Motor Vu Drive In (with 'Someone Like You') Layton Tinseltown Newgate Tinseltown Buns 93 minutes MPAA RATING: R On recent the positive side two Lhm Hpk prmaha Bpngp photo films "Say It Isn't So" and ''Tomcats” did poorly at the box office If “Joe Dirt" tanks ulong with this film maybe Hollywood will get the message - we're tired of this gross-ou- t Oord Tom Green) breaks the monotony of his new Job the bank because you Just know millions of underage kldN will be sneaking into theaters to see this atrocity The film’s suggested as much in a recent magazine article I noticed he didn’t suggest they not pay - just pretend to be older garbage Oh by the way Tom Green’s recent bride Drew Barrymore makes a brief appearance as an office receptionist who gets beaten up by Green's Irate father Ah violence against In a cheese sandwich factory in "Freddy Got Fingered Standard-Examine- 7 wlsh-I-coul- r and Ogden City present The United States Army Field Band Shame on you Tom Green und anyone else associated with this monstrosity This film Just replaced preparing tax returns und rectal exams us the No 1 women - 1 knew we were missing something If ever a movie deserved un NC-1rating It’s “Freddy Got Fingered" Green and company will he laughing all the way to event huve-uvolde- d of my life Food News recipes and recommendations every Tuesday in Life Standard-Examin- He Musical Ambassadors of the Army the Washington DC Section Saturday May 5 2001 Galual "BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND1 NOON at Lindquist Field in Ogden MARV HAMILTON & GUY BENSON merely pathetic I'm all for the First Amendment and a person's right to express himself but my biggest fear is that a large number of people will consider this funny A gentleman behind mu In the theater laughed uncontrollably How is It that 1 could have been so repulsed and he so elated? My second biggest fear Is that young people will go In droves und encourage Tom to make more of these kinds of films r- - ii rf d ' 'X- S BEST ACOUSTIC SOUND IN TOWN FRIi SAT APRIL 7:00 20th 4 21st pm to 9:00 pm FREE CONCERT seal log on enme - llrsl serve bisls Arrive early for best seating (ieneril Admission a llrsl Reservations suggested 417 So Ward Ave 334-813- 5 Stafw Liquor tlrpnsr former Officers Club ifitaMMii J |
