| Show EXCLUSIVE l down fat but has hai just nat awakened to the horrifying foot fact that the most phenomenal applause it bestowed beB towed this year upon a foreigner went to the high aon of a parts parla butcher batcher mons mone cuvaj the petted the laugh atthe at the expense of american ultra exclusive nose nese which he be naively says insists that visitors attora vl shall be of blue blood if possible ible but of some kind of blood any way A BURGLAR who broke into a new york house the other night gathered up what allver ware he wanted then sat eat down in the he library with a dull book in his hands banda and fell asleep the moral j that books of the right kind are at times better than a watchdog watch dog a policeman or a gun WHAT one political party lacks in confidence in ID and understanding of its own makes up in sneers at t and ridicule of the other and yet men talk of educational campaigns campaign iVil and suchlike such like rubbish I 1 woman looks looka in a mirror to arrange her front hair bair fly five men glance in to see it if their neckties necktie are in ia proper position these are unexpected statistics but they are true UP IN now new england a euphemistic newspaper speaks speak of a local 11 thirst parlor when it means a rum rump hop the good old rule of calling a spade a spade still deserves to be cultivated A BILL ito to prevent blindness 12 waa wa lately introduced in the vermont legislature when put upon its passage the no presiding officer gravely an bounced that the ayes had it THE HABIT on certain railroads of stopping stop at out of the way places to unload the express car seems to be contagious but is not to be commOn commended ded two WEEKS more of the turmoil then the jollification or the despair politics is in a hot old game and halt hall the time it to is not worth the candle A farm clan calculates that there to Is one miloh cow in this country to every four inhabitants that means an average of a test teak apiece |
