Show SEWERAGE why I 1 lam jam in faerol it editor deseret news ww A number of artic articles its have recently appeared in the NEWS opposing the proposed proposed posed system of sewerage tor for salt lake Uro ke city now while I 1 am quite willing that these misguided mossbacks moss backs who are ignorantly standing in the wa way eq progress sitting on the shirt tail 0 of progress and crying whoa should have their say I 1 lam am not willing that the other side should be crowded out and I 1 therefore propose to give you some solid reasons why I 1 favor the proposed system of sewerage fa first being a resident of district no 1 11 1 consider it my duty to look out tor for no 1 I second there will be a number of widows and orphans sold out and having a little spare cash I 1 can buy up their homes at a nominal value and sell to advantage to the stranger from the east IF r third those outside of our district will have to pay for constructing the main sewer disposing of the sewage pulling up the pipes it they dont work etc fourth it will make the country jakes over jordan pull up and move move west in accordance with the advice of the late lame lamented led horace greeley it will cure diphtheria A prominent undertaker says that statistics prove that those districts where the atmosphere is it loaded for bear with the fumes fames of cesspools ces spools and sewer gas are free from diphtheria sixth the gentle breezes from the mountain of liquid manure piled up on th the land over jordan will compel people I 1 ito to move out into the mountains during daring durf darf F g the hot they will be healthier and happier this will help hell the railroads seventh SeVen tb it will enrich our atmosphere and thicken it up ap to the consistency of that in eastern cities and coa com imade visitors from the sewer gas districts of the atla atlantic tie feel at home or wish they bad stayed stayed there ninth it will have a tendency to make the atmosphere firmer in its ite texture and consequently trains will not be so liable to be blown off the track care will have to be taken however to not get it so thick that the bathing trains cannot get eel through in view of these facts I 1 would suggest gest that the of those who favor it be inscribed on a brazen tablet to be attached to the liberty pole in front of the city hall then when the tired citizen outside the district has cleaned up his bis own sewage and sits down to rest himself regaled by odor laden breezes from the west to read over the amount of tax he has to pay for cleaning up the cesspools ces spools of the poor people on main street he will want to while away the time by collecting his neighbors and gathering around the liberty pole to read over the names of those who have inaugurated the proposed beneficent system oi of sewerage |