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Show k v sports & Outdoors THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 28, 1989 PAGE 23 Snipe hunts are a waste of time v Softball will compete in a fall season this year for the first time. Softballers begin fall with general meeting For the first time in SUSC athletic history, the womens n softball team will compete in a fall schedule. The lineup is an abbreviated version of the spring season, showcasing teams the Lady Birds will face later in the year. Coach Joy Petersen has announced that a meeting for those interested in trying out for the softball squad will be held today at 3 p.m. in the P.E. building, Room 202. Tryouts for the team will begin on Monday. SUSC softball begins its fall competition with a home doubleheader Oct. 6 against the University of Utah. Game times are 1:00 and 3:00 p.m. The Lady Birds then have a twin bill with BYU either Oct. 7 or 14, in Provo. SUSC travels to the U of U Oct. 16 to complete the fall schedule. pre-seaso- Classified Thunderbird Classifieds must be submitted to our offices in Library 103. The cost is 50 cents and they must be paid for in advance. Deadline is noon Friday for Monday issue; noon Wednesday for Thursday issue. Those who submit ads are B Hall again? It looks just as sweet as ever. Donna P.S. Happy Birthday1 Nineteen forever, right? not mean that swan is inedible. find the thought of swan clothing very delightful. When refined Im sure swan feathers make good sweaters and very warm socks. Perhaps we could manufacture hunter-orang- e caps made of swan skin that would help attract other swans to the hunters locale. Perhaps not. I myself would like a black swan bowtie. I Swan beaks should certainly make good key chains. Toss away your old cliched key chain. Dare to be original. Carry an authentic swan beak in your pocket or handbag. It could even Richey rites BRENT RICHEY BY 's I $ V wWtfrf- V V double as a weapon to gouge out the eyes of unsuspecting muggers. Another practical use is the heavenly delight of stuffing pillows and mattresses with swan feathers. I have to admit that I am not altogether sure if swan feathers are softer than other waterfowl feathers, but I do presume they make good feather pillows and feather beds. Swan hats would most positively create such an uproarious sense of fashion that the services of swan hunters would be in high demand. We must begin to utilize our resources to their maximum productivity. There are thousands of swan waiting to become useful, lazing the days away. Of course in a few years we will have to change the Twelve Days of Christmas line Seven swans a swimming to Seven snipe a.. .snipin. 1096 WEST 200 NORTH (WEST SIDE OF MCDONALDS) reminded that no ad may' be placed on behalf of another without that individuals consent or the advertisement and payment will be forfeited. The Thunderbird prohibits discrimination in race, color, creed, age, religion, sex or handicap. Lisa. OK, OK, so maybe youre a little bit right, but only to a very, very small degree. Larry. a jerky. Of course, a lack of formal recipes does Quietly, fall brushes her colors across the canvas mountains, and the swans emerge from beneath glassy surfaces like mercury. The leaves are beds that crack with the weight of children and footballs and the grandmothers bake pies with the new apples. And in the early evening, the wind bites the bare arms of strolling lovers. I turn from this Emerson exaltation to find the glassy eyes of men wearing falls colors applying for 900 swan permits still available from the Utah Division of Wildlife Resources. I received a press release in my office recently from the DWR, proudly announcing, but with a certain desperation, that only 1,600 waterfowl hunters applied for the 2,500 tundra swan permits, which is in sharp contrast to the halcyon days of the 1970s and early 80s when swan permits were highly-prized.- .. More exposed feeding areas and vegetation mean we should hold quite a few more birds this year, said Tom Aldrich, DWR waterfowl supervisor. The release concludes, Thats good news for swans and swan hunters! It certainly is. Swans have begun to invade our society. Their influence is everywhere. Their beauty is a symbol for fairy tales and story books, and their grace has become an emblem for dancers and a trademark of style. Even Cedar City has a restaurant named for the mysterious black swan. It is obvious that the swan has begun to change the attitude that has existed unscathed in American heritage down through the generations. America is snipe country. Swan hunting is a sport for the English nobleman who wishes to take in the beauty of the moor after Sunday tea. So here are Utah hunters trying to rid their beloved country of such an evil influence. Bravo! Swans serve many useful purposes. First, providing us with food. Naturally I did a little cookbook research. But to my dismay I could not find a recipe for swan. No swan steaks, no swan stew, no swan souffle. Not even swan KOUNTRY KITCHEN PERSONALSD Jodi and Heathen Id s absolutely great to see You know I feel just terrible Clubs and organizations director now you again. about your story overload. Yeah, sure, HA! accepting applications for committee Donna. members. Specific positions needed are: secretary, club liaisons, club promtions rep. Club presidents meeting each Wednesday Applications can be picked up m student at 12 noon in Bryce Canyon Conference government office. Interviews will be on Room. Call Cathleen Castle at 7799 for Oct. 5 beginning at 3 p.m. Contact more information. Cathleen Castle at 7799 for any questions. Hey Jeff, thanks for being the gopher. The Madison H. Are you ready for a stroll down Cookie and Milk Monsters. Thunderbird classifieds work!!! Say hi to loved one. Only 50 cents. THE THUNDERBIRD Granola Girl. Bet you never thought youd see that again, huh? Sausage Fingers. GOOD HOME COOKING-JU- ST LIKE MOM'S!! TRY IT TODAY! FUNDRAISER FREE GIFT JUST FOR CALLING Plus raise up to $1,700 in only 10 days!!! Student groups, fraternities & sororities needed for a marketing project on campus. For all the details plus FREE GIFT, group officers call ext. 10. We service salon with all of your beauty OS needs. 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