| Show nothing like logic 0 there aa nothing like log logic leand and every thoughtful man ought to keep a package of it 0 on n hand to use in cases of emergency A countryman was told by a schoolmaster that the earth is round and turns round rounds and lie he stared in astonishment and then said iii vil ill ell jest tryan try an experiment for myself 11 the tho next day h e came back with a triumphant proof that the schoolmasters yarn was all nonsense ef the earth turns he said inquisitively then half the time we are on top and half the time under aint we most alost assuredly su was the reply well the earth stop slop curnin round last night for the first time did it probably not eaid the school master now then went on the logician triumphantly see how foolish you be why dont you try experiments before you scare peor deorle le by telling sueh such stoc stories it bait evenin when I 1 went home I 1 put a nicely balanced on a stick that I 1 stuck io ir the ground if the earth had moved a quarter quarter of an inch all night tha that tater would have dropped sure but when I 1 got up this morning mornin there it as I 1 left it we dont want no such nonsense taught here this closes today to day and your bill to date will be paid A young man who was proud of hig him atheism was once ridiculing the story of david and goliath asserting that it was impossible for a small boy to throw a stone with circle enough to break the skull of a giant he appeal appealed rd to a quaker in confirmation of his theory well said the man of prejudices git tit it all depends if tho the giants glants head wasas was as soft As as thine appears to be it could be done easily |
