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This easy fruitcake is one answer, and it is so simple to make that you may well decide to make two. It is rich with fruit and nuts but not sweet enough to be cloying to the taste, and it will cut easily. This year we recommend a "different" eggnog, made with cream sherry and only four other ingredientseggs, sugar, milk and nutmeg. For a change from the usual punch bowl and cups, serve the eggnog in pretty wine glasses. You will find that it is not too rich, not too sweet, and flavorful with the nutlike taste of cream sherry. CREAM 4 eggs, separated 1 cup sugar, divided 2 quarts milk I 1 glum, (cep:5 bottle cream sherry (Oloroso type) Grated nutmeg 1 - - Beat egg yolks until thick and lemon-coloreBeat in 34 cup sugar slowly. Continue beating until sugar is dissolved. Add milk and sherry; chill. Beat egg whites until stiff; beat in remaining sugar. Add sherry mixture. Spoon into wine glasses. Sprinkle with nutmeg. Makes about 15 to 18 servings. d. tAsy lituirtAkE mouth-to-mout- died and arrived at the gates of Heaven. 1..., boodutt EtitymE tiNdue Not too long ago played k, , : mitr moss: Two businessmen are talking. One says, "I buy an item for $1 and sell it for $4." The other says, "Three NOTHING. A "Al' as,.........-.' Did you ever notice that the only time people resemble their passports is during a hijacking? covery about insects Lou 1.4c.obi: ,,,,,,,,,e1 .7.-- A. 7 :,.. .- '. ' ''. ' , dick kutd: Now my latest disis this: Did you ever lie in bed in the summertime, you can't sleep, you toss and turn. Finally, you're just dozing off and you hear something that sounds like it's inside your head but it's really in the room buzz, buzz, buzz, the mosquito. What I just learned is the mosquito that buzzes is the male mosquito, and the male mosquito does not bite people. The buzz is his mating call. The one that bites us is the female, but the female doesn't have any sound. So this summer if you hear a buzz just roll over and go back to sleep. BUT IF YOU HEAR clAvid InENNER: hAt .,(1, ' A representative of a "protective association" tried to convince a man to join. After 12 visits the man still refused. Finally the representative said, "Look, if you don't join, we're going to break both your legs and split your skull." The man said, "Okay, give me the papers, I'll sign." The representative asked, "How come you didn't want to join before?" "Well," the man said, "nobody explained the benefits till now." My father played with the Royal Danish Symphony for 35 years. When he finally came home, my mother didn't recognize him. ) 4 1- :','" ' ''. !: , , ''''' .: 14:'r' , ! ...,..' , nir 1 :. Z : i. :., .':,:), .c.:4:7,,- 1 R,,;,. ,..,, tu Tutty: The nostalgia craze is going too far. It looks as if the next thing we'll be nostalgic for will be electricity. CAVETT: vicron booqc z 3, t.t ,74, 11,7A St. i 7,3'i e..; .2 e t,. Peter said. "Come right "Welcome," in." "I will not," she said. "Anyplace where a perfect stranger can enter without a reservation is not 10 idea of Heaven." &ONE dAvis: I never wanted to play opposite Tarzan because he's so dumb the way he beats on his chest and screams. He can't figure out that if he stopped beating on his chest it wouldn't hurt and he wouldn't have to scream. ,, t top comedians. Here are some of our favorites. ' x . ''''I,' 1.f '''',S ,i: ::.,; :.'!.;,4k- ,,,,,, I. t' .;:,..7 ,:, i...4:, 1: t: :,..., ' Every week PARADE prints the jokes and stories of the nation's i i , ,,,' ',1:::, 4 ' ' ' '..: tir'.,;. , t 17. " ; , ,: .4 ,4,,,,, ,,, 1",: '".,. ,, ,K., '.; - ; 4 -- -- ' tj !:. 4" ) 't.,,;!,., i e''---- Ls..ir ;- , .' ,:", ,,:,,,,, , , , , u,',..L,,,.,e,oiL Eiayne Borsier . r '' ,N.: . 1.1 cups sifted flour teaspoons baking powder teaspoon baking soda teaspoon salt cup butter or margarine 1 cup sugar 2914 3 eggs 112 cups mashed ripe bananas 34 cup broken walnut meats 114 cups diced candied fruits and peels 6 tablespoons raisins 3 12 34 12 Mix and sift flour, baking powder, baking soda and salt. Cream butter to consistency of mayonnaise; add sugar gradually while continuing to cream. Add eggs one at a time, beating well after each addition. Add dry ingredients and mashed bananas alternately. Stir in nuts, fruits and raisins. Spoon evenly into bundt pan or 9 or h tube pan. Bake at 350 degrees for about 1 hour and 10 minutes, or until cake is deep golden brown and tests done. 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