Show APPLES PLES ann astl ONIONS never snore sisters of charity faith and hope llope close quarter the 25 cent pieces hoarded by a miser the baker rarely ever eats at much bread as he kneads never kick an infuriated bulldog when you have slippers on if seven days make one week how many will make one strong an earthquake usually causes an active movement in real estate edgar A poe roe say says s to a great man is the readiest way in which a little man can dan himself attain greatness 11 overcome by bagas gas I 1 is the headline on a daily dally paper we knew those tremendous inen dous dons gas bills would kill somebody sooner or later believe nothing against another but on good authority nor report what may hurt another unless it be a greater hurt to another to conceal it ia papa said a lad the other night after attentively stu studying dying for some minutes the engraving of a human skeleton I 1 how did ald this man manage to keep in his bis dinner I 1 yes I 1 said mrs E 1 amol gil III I used to think a good deal of T mrs irs goode she was always so kind to me met mei 1 but then ive found out that she treats everybody the i I 1 lust just samee same A gentleman having occasion to call on mr jos G writer found him at home in his writing chamber he remarked the great heat of the apartment and said it is as hot as an oven so it ought to be replied mr nir G for its here I 1 make my bread 19 i A wine merchant sent a sample of wine to lord derby which he averred was a specific for the gout subsequently wrote his lordship ask asking ng for an order the earl replied presenting sent benting ilig his bis compliments to 11 mr r and begged to say he had tasted the wine sent bout boub but tout pret preferred erred the gout the humorous of a western paper was recently shot and i killed by a reader at whom he had aimed one of his facetious remarks the tenderhearted tender hearted citizens who burled buried him erected a monument to his memory w which aich bore the simple and touching inscription hi ile he was too funny |